Hey everyone. Hey Kelsey, Megan, Katie, and all my other homeskillets. I just want you to know that I have Jesus in my life, so I don't need anyone else. Now read my story God damnit.

I haven't even been to this website for a couple years, and the only reason I came back was to warn all those who are going to read my story IT IS NOT A SERIOUS STORY! I did it to be dumb and funny. I know the history is incorrect and there is no such thing as a knightress, but that's what's so funny about it! Oh, my God you people have no sense of humor.