I haven't been updating, I have been super super busy!!! I'll make up for it!!

Personal issues...

HAppY New YeaR! I will Be Back Very SooN.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. Sakura

2. Sasuke

3. Hinata

4. Kakashi

5. Anko

6. Naruto

7. Orochimaru (Don't hate me, he's kinda hot and his sadistic personality makes the show dramatic.)

8. Neji

9. Tenten

10. Choji

11.Itachi

12. Kurenai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ummm... Probably a tragedy. I only read Sasusaku. Once I tried Naruhina, it had a huge Sasusaku bashing.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah!!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ok, that would be reversed and so wrong.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah, it was an implied pairing with Neji-kun.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ewww... No offense, I don't like yaoi They wouldn't make a good couple anyways.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Probably Anko and Choji, because it'll be a little more straight.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Probably scream, "ANOTHER PEDOPHILE! AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Hinata had finally realised that her love for Naruto was a mere admiration. He was only an idol. Months of binge eating gave her lots of stress can Choji help? Or will he encourage her to eat more?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yeah, but it's not my cup of tea, it's kinda disturbing.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Wow, so weird but a title might be... 'shameless pedophilia.' weird huh?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ok, this is so wrong but here goes...

After being left heartbroken, Kakashi's special bond with his student takes things a little further than imagined.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeah, of course.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
How sexy it would've been. I do draw him but they don't.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
I doubt it, since it's so random and sorta gross. Probably four/five though they would.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Chubby sex rules!!!!" Yeah, I feel weird after writing this.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
This is so hard. It would be... something about Destiny or fate but I think, 'breath' by breaking benjamin.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING!!!! Older/younger threesome! Pink, black and yellow.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Too much sexiness puts chubby to shame, gain some weight will ya!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I knew it! Foolish little brother was always gay since he was eying my ass. Damn, no wonder you always pick a fight with him instead of getting revenge.

20) How emo is Seven?

Super emo! Not as emo as Sasuke, but you know what I mean.

21) How would three react when walking in on two and one making love?

SHOJO ME! I can't stutter anymore because of your romp!

22) Have you ever read a ten/one romance fic?

Nope. Does it even exist? I'm going to check and... yep, weird.

23) Do you think two is the hottest anime character ever or just in Naruto?

Sasuke is by far the hottest, coolest and not coldest because Sesshomaru can be heartless. Yeah, Sasuke is by far the hottest, sexiest character in anime! And he's an asshole, geez, lol (Zero and Kaname are not included)

)':PRAY FOR JAPAN :'(

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I didn't support this because I'm black (Which I am) But I just think it's wrong to be segregated.

feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Replace Karin with Ino if you hate her too.

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, Ruthenia Sasusaku

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Charming Haruno: *The Haruno women's legacy*

Yumi's sword:

Lhasa's weapon, Sai :

Sakura's sword:

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SASUKE!!!!! XDD and DDDX