I change my penname a lot...

News:

1/7/11- I made a Fiction Press account! My pen name is Bailey Rose Edwards. I'm going to publish a story that I made up that has to do with mythology. It's kinda confusing... I'll give you me link tomorrow when it is activated. Here's the summary:

When the Greek Gods died, Greek Kings were born. Read the life of a normal prince and princess of the Greek Kings and Queens. Full summary inside

12/24/11- I deleted Nerdy Enemies. the 100th Hunger Game is up! Characters need!!! Changed Pen Name from Brittany Johnson to Bailey Rose Edwards District 11

11/12/11- I just started my partly true story called Nerdy Enemies.

It's about a guy named Ethan who is the most popular guy in middle school. But the school he goes to is a nerdy school, so... yeah... Well his parents are forcing him to go to the neighboring school, Markham Woods and he finds it hard to fit in, since well... It isn't as nerdy. He meets a small group meets Autumn. She tells him how to fit in and to be yourself. Ethan develops a slight crush on Autumn, but she already likes someone else. He meets her friend and blah blah... I gave too much out.

11/13/11- I am working on the actually story, like chapter one and is trying to remember everything. Oh! Here's what really happens,

My friend goes to Sanford and likes a popular guy who used to be a nerdy kid in elementary school. Later the popular guy has to moves schools and he isn't as popular. At first, he asks me out (he really isn't that cute, I swear...) and I'm already dating someone else (he's slow at news... :/) and then yeah...

I'm also trying to work on my other FF, Only Second. I'm half way done, but I'm trying to get this other story done too... So you will get your next chapter ready by next week :)

7/2/12- Pen name changed to Alyssa May-Mae. Not my real name. My bestfriend's bestfriend's bestfriend wants to name her kid that and I'm like, That's a legit name.

7/3/12- It's been a while since I've been on here... All my stories are a fail and I think the only story that is complete is Squirrelflight's Revenge. When I go back and read the stories I published, I laugh to myself, punch myself in the face, and cry in the corner. Well, I'm working on a new story alled Connection, a Warrior's FF and this time you make the story. In the reviews, check it out :)

Trivia of My Stories

-In Connection the Allegiances part of the story says that Frostbite is the deputy, but it's really Iceflower

-After Breezepelt talked to Squirrelflight, she would have probably have joined the Dark Forest after killing her own clanmate and sister

-Heatherpaw's mother is deputy and mentor is leader

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

PJO OATH!

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes after me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachael

Whenever I see a limo pass by my car

Yes I promise to love PJO

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the PJO lovers know!

Who needs Twilight when you got Percy Jackson & the Olympians??

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!

You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Forks, I say Camp HB!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ

Bring Me To Life

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Complicated (... um... sure)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Till The World Ends (ummm... I'm gonna say... idk what that means...)

3. WHAT IF YOU GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM YOU AND LET YOU HAVE YOUR SPACE FOR 4 DAYS?

Grenade (Yeah! I'll throw a grenade at them!!!)

4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?

Forget You (that kinda makes sense)

5. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR FRIEND LEFT YOU?

Like a G6 (...)

6.WHAT IF YOU SAW A BUNCH OF RANDOM PEOPLE/THINGS?

On the Floor (I guess I... don't know)

7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?

Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) [um... i guess i party??)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Born This Way (... nothing to say)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Torn (That makes sense if I saw him with another person...)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Dynamite (Yay!)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

If I Die Young (Wow that works out perfectly!)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

What Hurts The Most (awwww...)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Black and Yellow (Bumblebees??)

14. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WORKED AT A CASINO?

Party Rock Anthem (...)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

This Is War (Wow... I really must be hatin' on my friends)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Halo (idk)

17. WHAT IF YOUR BROTHER/SISTER NEVER STOPPED BOTHERING YOU?

Set Fire to the Rain (Yeah, but it would burn out...)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

OMG (... what?)

19. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?

Moves Like Jagger (... again... what?)

20. WHAT HAS A CATCHY BEAT?

Super Bass (It really does!)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Sexy and I KNow It (... sure...)

22. What is the dumbest thing you've ever said?

Our Song (I fine that offensive... I think it's sweet)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Airplanes (... airplanes... that's just sad_

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Firework (Yep, the invention of fireworks will be taken... )

25. WHAT WILL YOU DO TO MAKE THE CLASS LAUGH?

Criminal (ummmm)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Bring Me To Life

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Leafpool (love her)
2. Leafstar (hate her)
3. Billystorm (hate him too)
4. Sharpclaw (love him)
5. Ivypool (love her)
6. Doveflight (hate her)
7. Tigerstar (respect him)
8. Firestar (too cliche)
9. Sandstorm (Erin doesn't mention her anymore so its hard to see who she really is)
10. Crowfeather (love him)
11. Heathertail (ehh)
12. Jayfeather (ehh)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

(Doveflight/Heathertail) ummm noo...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Ehh

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

(Jayfeather/Firestar) OMG!!! SOMEONE!! I NEED TO CLEAN MY EYES!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

(Sandstorm) Yeah

5) Would two and five make a good couple?

(Leafstar/Ivypool) They're both females... NO!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

(Ivypool /Sandstorm or Ivypool/Crowfeather) ... Five/Ten... at least their opposite genders

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Tigerstar walked in on Leafstar and Firestar kissing) Woah... that might actually be a good fanfic... Leafstar secret loves Firestar... huh...

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Billystorm/Crowfeather)

Crowfeather no longer knows what love is. His two loves left him and he hates his mate. Crowfeather, confused, runs away and finds Billystorm. Billystorm is quite the opposite of Crowfeather and Billystorm gives a few tips. (Really bad ik...)

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

(Leafpool/Firestar) NOOOO

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

(Tigerstar/Jayfeather)

The Different Types of Enemies

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three yet?

I don't have any friends on my list...

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Look at 11

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Look at 12

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

(Crowfeather) "Leafpool! I have always loved you! Please run away with me and this time, let's never go back!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

(Firestar) Perfect Sandstorm and Firestar (sooo cwute!)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Leafpool/Doveflight/Jayfeather) May include sad scenes...

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

(Crowfeather/Leafstar) ummm... I'm a she-cats' man *wink* *Leafstar screaming like a fangirl*

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Leafpool and Firestar are in a happy relationship until Ivypool runs with Sandstorm. After Firestar dumps Leafpool for Leafstar, Doveflight gets upset and retaliates by dating Jayfeather. Alone and heart-broken, Leafpool travles in search of a friend, Finally, Leafpool means Sharpclaw and Tigerstar. The three loners meet Crowfeather, who tells each of them to look for love. Sharpclaw finds Billystorm, Tigerstar gets Heathertail, but now Leafpool is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Doveflight and Jayfeather!

19) What would be a good title for this?

(oh my...) Family Love Turns to Same Gender Love

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Romance/Drama

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

LEAFSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes knife and kills self)

1. Your real name: (I'm using my penname) Bailey

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Yeilabx

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Baiizzle (that strange double i)

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Green Turtle (LOL)

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Rose Markham

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Edwbai (???)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Water (LOLLOL)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): ...im not sure...

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Mr. Turtle (...)