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Joined 03-30-10, id: 2308358, Profile Updated: 08-17-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU STALKERS!!!! But you can call me by any of my OC's names or Animegal!

Age: Not telling :P But i'm a teenager!

Birth Day: September 8th but nobody remembers it ):

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 125 lbs

Eye Color: Blue :3 (the only part about me I like -_-)

Hair Color: Brown with red higlights

Hair Length: Just past my shoulders

Personal Quotes:

"I'm different, so what? So back off haters or you won't see daylight again!"

"Love can last for a few months, friendship can last a lifetime!"

Person: *points and shouts* "butterfly!" Me: *looks frantically* "WHERE?!" Person: *bursts out laughing for it is the dead of winter and it is raining*

Animes/Mangas I love:

Shugo Chara (NOT PARTY)

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Fairy Tail

Special A Class

Amazing Agent Luna

Bobobo-Bo-Bobobo

One Piece

Zatch Bell

Bleach (im not that far into it but I like it so far!)

Full Metal Alchemist (Not that far into it, but Ed and Al are hilarious!)

Angel Beats

Favorite Naruto Characters: GAARA!!!!! (my all time favorite) Hinata Temari Itachi (he reminds me of someone i know in rl) Konan (shes nice (:) Deidara (art is a bang!) and Sasori (i lovels gingers :3)

Least Favorite Naruto Characters: Sasuke (when he goes evil, before that i tolerated him) Orochimaru (PEDO!!!) Kabuto (CREEPY GLASSES DUDE WHOS BECOMING A PEDO!!!!) and Madara (HE KILLED KONAN!!!!) Matsuri: (SHES A MORE ANNOYING FAN GIRL THAN SAKURA!!!!)

Favorite Naruto Pairings: NaruHina (THEY ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER!!!!) ShikaTema (don't even get me started about how right this pairing is) and GaaraXOC (idc whatever oc he's with wether it's mine or someone elses, jsut as long as it aint another matsuri im cool with it!)

Least Favorite Naruto Pairings: NaruSasu (just ew...) All incest and GaaMatsu (FRIGGIN MATSURI!!!!)


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!); krispykat1993 (Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Sesshoumaru, Itachi, Zuko, Kakashi until I found out how perverted he could be) AnimeGal1251 (GAARA!, Deidara, Kukai Souma, Edward Cullen, (BEFORE Robert Pattinson destroyed my image of him TT_TT) Gray Fullbuster, and Ryuu Tsuji)


I posted the following because 2 years ago I met a boy on my bus who people would make disgusted faces at and wouldn't let him sit next to them like he had a disease. My friend and I let him sit with us. I did not find out until halfway through the year that he was Homosexual and that was the reason for the cruelty, but that made me feel worse for him and did not change my opinion of him. Homosexuals aren't different from us, so why do people treat them like they are?

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Choose ten of your OCs. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.

1. Sam (OC Based off my Bff) 2. Bri (OC based off my Bff) 3. Gabby (OC Based off Me) 4. Gaara 5. Kiba 6. Sai 7. Temari 8. Shikamaru 9. Naruto 10. Hinata

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Gaara invites Gabby? She'd faint from happiness ^_^

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Eww bad Naruto! Don't turn Kiba into that kinda person or Sam will kill you!

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

Sam or Sai? Probably Sam cuz she has a kitty!

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

Bri and Temari making out and Hinata walks in?!? WTF!!! RUN HINATA RUN!!!!

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

Gabby falls in love with Kiba and Shikamaru is jelous... I think Shika would tell Sam and then Sam would murder Gabby for falling in love with Kiba! Then everyone lives happily ever after the end! (Lol I need to stop drinking soda)

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

Gaara jumps me? Nuu!!! Why would he do that?! Um probably Bri...

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Sam starts a cooking show... 15 minutes later the set will be on fire...

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Gabby has to marry either Shikamaru, Gaara or Naruto... Answer is pretty obvious, Gaara!

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?

Temari kidnaps Bri and demands something from Kiba. Um... I dunno...

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

Everyone gangs up on Gabby? Nope! Run Gabby run!!

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Everyone's invited to Bri and Hinata's wedding except Shikamaru... first of all, that would NEVER HAPPEN! and second Shikamaru would be too lazy to go anyway!

Why is six afraid of seven?

Sai afraid of Temari? Oh, he called her ugly and now shes gonna murder him!

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Sam is late for Bri and Hinata's wedding... Sam was devising a plan to stop the wedding and she ends up convincing them not to get married! yay happy ending! (for me anyway)

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

Kiba and Naruto drunk at my house... Invite everyone over to watch the madness!!!

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Naruto murder's Bri's best friend... Knowing her she'd turn into another Sasuke and try to kill Naruto.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

Sai and Sam? Maybe, Sam doesn't hate Sai but if Sai made one joke about her he's on his own.

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Gabby and Shika would probably wouldn't care and just watch the clouds together! (the 2 things they have in common, lazyness and cloud watching!)

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Naruto would be forced by Sam to save Kiba!!!

Have you ever written about six/eight?

Sai/Shika!?!? NEVER!!!!!!!

Do you think number four is hot? How hot?

Gaara... My words can not describe his level of hotness! XD

What would happen if two and eight started going out?

Bri and Shika... Temari do something Bri is stealing your man!!!!

Is nine a major character?

of course! the show is named after the idiot! stupid Naruto...

Do two and six make a good couple?

Nope because Bri hates Sai

Five/Nine or five/ten?

Kiba/Naruto or Kiba/Hinata. I guess Kiba/Hinata since I'm not a yaoi fan and there is a slight possibilty of that couple happening.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Bri and Shika kissing?! Temari would stop them and then kill Bri! (I hope that's how mad she'd be, sorry Bri, ShikaTema 4TW!!!)

Would three/ten make a good story?

Gabby and Hinata?! Maybe if I was a yuri fanfic writer (which I'm not!) but no!

Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Sam/Shika... Dunno, I'll have to ask her

Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort short story?

Temari/Hinata?! Didn't I just say I don't write yuri?!?!?

Do any of your friends write stories about three?

Gabby... Well I know in one of my friend's stories she's in it but not as the main character.

Do any of your friends draw eight?

Shikamaru... Probably

Would any of your friends write a short story about nine/four/five?

Naruto/Gaara/Kiba?!?!?! NO!!!!!!!

If you had a theme song for eight, what might it be?

Shikamaru's theme song would be like Sherlock Holmes or Get Smart stuff

If you wrote a one/six/nine short story, what would the warning be?

Sam/Kiba/Naruto, um dunno

What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

for Hinata to use on Bri?! Hinata is too shy to even use a pick up line! AND ONCE AGAIN I DONT WRITE YURI OR YAOI!!!!


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it?


Post this on your profile if you hate racism:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fuck, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (i wasn't single until today T_T)
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religon does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (hey I just got dumped by my bf leave me be!)
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone


Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is thinking your favorite characters follow you around. Crazy is believing if you wish hard enough you can become an anime character too. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list


Current Story Statuses as of 8/17/11:

So I decided to delete all the stories I've lost interest in or I've decided are poorly written. The only one I kept was "Red Clouds and Pasta". I've also have a few stories involving Hetalia in the works. Like a RussiaXPrussiaXCanada one-shot and a Hetalia Mafia story filled with lots of pairings and action.

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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
To Be A Master by Tactition101 reviews
The Shadow Clone jutsu wasn't the only thing Naruto walked away with when he took the Forbidden scroll. He found three creatures that the world hadn't seen in a long time sealed as well. Find out what happens when Naruto becomes a Pokemon Trainer. Update Time Frame is roughly once every eight weeks.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,887 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Maybe It's Time to Come Home by RaitoFlavoredWaffles reviews
Ludwig is sent to live with his 'insane' brother because his parents don't trust him. His new neighbors might just be crazier. And what's up with that Italian kid next door who wears dresses? Is he the only sane one here? -Gerita!-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,072 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Glomp! by FishFlakes reviews
A strange force is causing realms to collide... and anime characters suddenly start appearing in the real world! These charas are a dream come true for otakus, but not everyone wants them here... and some want to wipe them out completely!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,012 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011
HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Russia Raising The Boy Who Lived by waterrain reviews
Russia has been summoned again by England. He wandered around without knowing where he was located expect that he was still in England. The violet eyed Nation discovers a baby on a door step and on the spot decided to be the one to raise the baby Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
A New Beginning, A New Adventure by Operiet reviews
Old and new allies, old and new enemies and romance is in the air...After he has fulfilled his vengeance, Uchiha Sasuke ends up in a totally different world where he fights along side the Avatar to bring balance to the world again. Sasuke x Ty Lee
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,378 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Ty Lee
Reform by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
A Stubborn Love by Akari.Wolf.Princess reviews
What happens when Akira is arranged to marry someone who's stubborn, mean, stuck up, asshole that won't talk to her and glares at everyone who comes near him…How is she suppose to marry someone like him. GaaraXoc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,975 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Between the Gates by black-klepon reviews
One morning Alfred woke up in Edward’s body and vice versa. While Ed had the objective to find the Stone, Alfred had no idea what he should do in Amestris...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,121 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Edward E., America
RomaHeta by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
Kiku created a new game which could send anyone into the 2D world. But an error occured during the test run and sucked almost all the nations in. Now trapped in the game, the nations must fight not only the Error in the game, but also themselves in order to find a way to save and get back to their world. Main pairings in here are Gerita and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,894 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010
Fire and Ice by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
With the risk of an assassination heavy in the icy winter air, Lukas, the Prince of Norway, has been assigned a bodyguard who would do anything for him, no matter the cost...but does the true hazard lurk deep within the castle's heart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Savage Repose by MidnightWritings reviews
Villainy, treachery, bravery, and Tobi! Sequel to Stupid Geniuses
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Obito U., Itachi U.
Camp WaterWings by flyingsaucerscout reviews
Matt is the new counselor at camp. Naturally, this summer is going to be a lot more eventful than expected. Summer camp alternate universe, PrussiaxCanada and other random pairings, Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Mamodo Battles! by gabredi reviews
1000 years after Zatch Bell becomes the Mamodo King, the battle takes place once again, this time with 350 mamodo children striving to become the King. It's gonna be one heck of a battle! CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,414 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010
From Pickpocket to Pirate by Yuu-chi reviews
Lovino does something both very brave and very, very stupid and lands himself aboard a pirate ship against his will. Perhaps picking the pockets of the famed Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo wasn't the best choice he's made.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,064 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
White Noise by Kitty Faerie reviews
Four years ago, Matthew was the quiet, shy kid who suffered from Selective Mutism. Now, he devotes his life to helping others with their own issues and fights his way through all that life has to throw at him with Gilbert by his side. PruCan AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
One too many times by doublequartereighthnote reviews
Roderich is cheating on Gilbert and he finally had enough once he cought Roderich red handed. With no ones else to go to he runs to Matthew, his best friends cousin. PruCan. AusPru at first. Don't like don't read. Be nice!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Patriot Experiment by combativeAdjutor reviews
When Alfred F. Jones, a teenager, died of a terminal disease, his body was donated to a scientific research group working on a study called "The Patriot Experiment". No one expected him to wake up 5 days later, or did they? USUK and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Ice Queen by Raerin-chan reviews
Tenten grows to resent the way her village ignores her all the time, and making herself unbeatable becomes her obsession. However, on a mission monitering two Akatsuki, the hunter soon becomes the hunted. DeidaraxTenten with some NejixTenten...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,361 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Deidara, Tenten
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oh, These Wretched Seas by demonlifehealer reviews
Captain Arthur is going to pull the greatest stunt ever! He's going to kidnap a royal. To bad a gay Francis is all to happy to be kidnapped by Arthur to get out of his arranged marriage! YAOI! FrUK, Yao/Kiku, Ivan/Alfred, and others. Mild Bond, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,381 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - France, England/Britain
What It's Like by LivingInsanity reviews
Gilbert is an eccentric student who wants to go to college for psychology after graduation. He's offered temporary placement at an asylum. His job? To get into the mind of murderer whose been locked away from the world for three years.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Prussia, Russia
Risico by Hellie Ace reviews
Discontinued and being redone at a later date. Please see final chapter for more details.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,470 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - America, England/Britain
Cold Criminals? Or the Love she never had? by Akumu-chama reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has transferred many school's and is now attending Konoha High. Temari seems to have helped Hinata in her physical appearance and a bit on her personality. Could the Akatsuki possibly help her a bit more? Read to find out. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Stockholm Syndrome by weeaboo-sensei reviews
Not all mistakes are regrets, though sometimes it's hard to tell. Russia attempted to abduct and rape America, but it seems he's grabbed the wrong person. That doesn't mean he'll just let him go, though. Slight PruCan, forced RusCan. Russia's a bastard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Pure Priceless Insanity by Shinigami-cat reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Broken souls. Matthew continues to have dreams about Ivan torturing him and seeks help. Meanwhile Gilbert investigates a string of murders. as always BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,029 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Say Ah by ZAFO reviews
CRACK. England and Sasuke switch places, and Japan is looking pretty guilty.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., England/Britain - Complete
Around The World and Back To You by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Canada is upset. Netherlands broke up with him suddenly, not to mention rudely. Heartbroken and depressed by the way life treats him, Canada decides to embark on a journey across the world to find that one person that was destined to be with him. ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Prussia, Canada
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
New York's Insane Plan by Luxio Nyx reviews
Centuries ago, they watched their father's heart break. Now, the original 13 states have decided to set America up on a date... whether he wants it or not. Summary is fail. State OCs, T for language. Mild Yaoi, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,046 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The group by weirdtobisenpai reviews
Naruto and gaara are in a support group together for 'clinically depressed' teens. They're paired together for a project that could let them get a 'get out of jail free card' that involves breaking your bariers and letting someone else in.Yaoi later on...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,413 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or dare beotch by Shinigami-cat reviews
Shinigami-cat, NekoNekoRamenchan and slasher360 want to play a game... RUN FOR YOU LIVES! No Hetalia character is safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,292 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Hetalia: Character Information! by Mitchiba14 reviews
Random facts, quirks, dirty little secrets, private thoughts, OOC moments, embarrassing habits...Everything you could have ever wanted to know about characters in Hetalia in 50 sentences. Third chapter: Poland!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011
Decadence Escaping by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Ivan and Alfred are slaves in a powerful empire. After confessing their secret love for each other they plan to escape from their prison. However, there is danger around every turn that threatens to destroy them. IvanxAlfred, G.Winter/Alfred, AU, Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,985 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Guardian Angel by Kin Siofra reviews
AU of an AU: Lovino has been alone for so many years. Not only that, but he has been working as a prostitute for 5 years, not that he has a choice in the matter. After an unexpected visit, he's kidnapped by that person. that man... is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Brothel Boys by Wyvern Eyes reviews
Heyo.I'm Gilbert,and I run a brothel.Yeah.THAT kind of brothel.An AWESOME brothel,mind you.But,you see,one day mein bruder and a few of my friends wanted to join.But here's the catch...they did it to learn how to seduce their crushes.WTF?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Prussia
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Klavier Lounge by BlackWindButterfly reviews
The Klavier Lounge is known for two things, its beer and its new pianist, Roderich Edelstein. His new job has him adjusting to all sorts of people including the two brothers who own the business, Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt. Human AU. Various Pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Easier Said Than Done by PancakesAndGilbird reviews
Gilbert finally convinces Francis to give him permission to ask out Matthew, promising to take him out on the most awesome date of his life. However, with meddling family members and unexpected exes, will everything go to plan? PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Capital Punishment by wretchedheartbreak reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is the head of the Central Intelligence Agency, with an interesting undercover job of which is perfectly complimented by his main job. Arthur Kirkland is a lowly law enforcement agent. When these two meet, it is anything but ordinary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,929 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain, France
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Create a Cat by Watching4Starclan reviews
As trouble begins to stir, the clans will need your cats to help save themselves! Sumbit cats to the four new clans, TreeClan, GrassClan, StoneClan, and BeachClan!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011
An Idiot's Luck by enigmaecstatic reviews
AU Alfred is just your average teenager, but that all changes one fateful night. Now, under the care of Detective Kirkland, Alfred must evade the Russian mafia and discover the reason he's being targeted, all while keeping the people he cares about safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia High Senior Year by Anime895 reviews
AU, written by Anime895 and Animegal1251 All the Hetalia characters are back in High School. Its senior year. Can everyone get through the year and graduate without any problems? Will Italy ever get his pasta? Oh my! Two OC's
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - N. Italy, Prussia
The taming of Lovino by Shinigami-cat reviews
Ludwig goes to a new school in America and falls in love with Feliciano on the first day. But Feli's grandpa won't let him date until Lovino dose. What is Ludwig going to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Hetalia Academy by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Germany/Italy, America/England, France/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Egg Nation by MagnifiedSun reviews
England's brewing a potion when the other previously Allied and Axis powers show up and 'help'. But wait who's that? Canada! Before anyone has time to notice him, the potion blows up! Then Amu and co. start finding strange eggs.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,173 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Two Different Worlds by KoemiUchiha reviews
This is kind of a better version of My Life is an Anime! And its different...enjoy. I'm a better writer now I think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,912 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Just Smile by TdotJW reviews
Lucy Heartfilia was a young girl of 8 years old when she was put into Fairy Tail orphanage. There she met the first friends she's ever had, her first bully and her first family. Not to mention the boy she fell in love with.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Unseen Killer by freakanature06 reviews
Matthew Williams is a high school student who is completely unsatisfied with his life as an invisible observer. His life changes completely when he happens upon an odd, black notebook that has a strange power... Canada and the Death Note. T to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Canada
Captured! by Black Icing Luv reviews
Request! Romano gets stolen by Francis while working in the fields ! It is SO much better than the summary! please give it a try? Lemonz, Bondage, and all that Love Pairings and Warnings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
us at Hogwarts? a school of magic? by LexyIsAmazing reviews
one day at her friend Gabby's house Alexa finds herself something she will be in love with forever and 5 of her friends are going to join her on the journey, and her friend's for life will meet more friends along the way and cherish them for who they are
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010
My Life is an Anime! by KoemiUchiha reviews
My story is about a girl who lives in the human world, but one day when her mother leaves for a bussiness trip she decides to use her time machine and visit the world of Naruto. What she doesn't realize is everyone seems to know her. Adopted by EchoUchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sand, The Fire and The Water by nico-amey reviews
Gaara is called onto a mission by a high lord, Lord Arashi... what will be his mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 41,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Gaara
The Allies's Cherry Blossom by LostxxxButterfly reviews
Naruto x Hetalia crossover. Sakura feels awful and wants to go anywhere but stay in Konoha and suddenly a manga with blank pages appears and drags her into Hetalia with the Allies. That's when she realizes everything she has lost. How will she get out?
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sakura H.
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Red Clouds and Pasta reviews
Italy and his friends are sucked into the Naruto world thanks to England and Japan, and one by one the Akatsuki find them. What will these dangerous criminals do to them? How will they get home? Will Italy ever get his Pasta? Rated T For Swearing
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Akatsuki, N. Italy
Welcome to the Mafia? reviews
Matthew thought his life couldn't get much worse until his father was murdered. He soon discovers though, his father lived a very complicated life and now he is getting mixed up with the wrong crowd.Rated M 4 death and swearing.Lots of Pairings. Shonen Ai
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011