Homicidal Honey is wondering- I'm back!

About Me:

My name is Honey Janine Internecine (pretty much a fancy way for homicidal which is why my Pen Name is what it is) and well that's pretty much all you need to really know. Avatar? Bright blue haired teenager with glasses, blue jeans, black shit kicking boots-yes they do exist and they're AWESOME!-tee shirt, and most importantly a rose quartz heart necklace for my friends Cammy and Raven!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Doom Dragonness, HOMICIDAL HONEY

MUSIC Favs

Counting Stars by OneRepublic

Smile by Charlie Chaplin

Imagine Dragon: Radioactive, Tiptoe, Demons, On top of the world, and Bleeding out. With Demons and Bleeding Out tying for all time favorite.

When you're evil by Voltaire.

Chicago:Mr. Cellophane and The Cellblock Tango

ANYTHING BY QUEEN OR BON JOVI

Oldies but Goodies

You name it I like it.

FOOD

Sticky buns from Eat'n Park! Rita's Italian ice!

Sushi! Fish! Egg drop soup! Ice cream! Steak!

Pasta! Vegetables! Avacadoes! Miso soup! Frosting!

Anything except Brussel sprouts.

ENJOYS

reading & writing

The Divergent Series, Hunger Games, Warriors, Harry Potter, Dust lands trilogy, Kuroshitsuji and HON

school (i know shocker right? A kid who loves learning, IT'S DISGRACEFUL!)

movies/musicals

Setting Marshmellows on fire... what? I eat'em! They're good!

Listening to music

National Public Radio.

Watching Hannibal Rising. Hmmm that reminds me never to go camping alone in the woods in winter.

Why? Just...why?

Why is it considered "necessary" to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

Found this and thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( Aw, man! )

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." ( Ok...)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." ( As opposed to? )

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." ( No! I wanna eat my dinner frozen! - takes bite of frozen chicken - OW! It hurts! WAAAH!!!!! )

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." ( Aw, crap. )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( Whoa, really? )

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( I thought that would be more convinent. - irons clothes on body - OW, OW, OW!!!! It burns!!!!!

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." ( Oh...OK! - takes medicine - Oooh...shiny car...- drives car around neighborhood and rams into a tree - Oops...hee, hee... )

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." ( Three words. What. The. Munk? )

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( Where else do we put them, genius? )

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." ( Wait...what other use? )

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." ( Really? )

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( Oh...so THAT'S how you eat peanuts. )

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( Bummer...hey Billy! You can't fly! - looks out window to see friend Billy caught in telephone lines - Oh, never mind. I guess you can. )

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."