Name: Sian Champion

D.O.B: 26.12.88

Age: Figure it out from my D.O.B, moron!

Hobbies: Music, Drama, Writing, surfing t'internet, chatting on MSN, collecting pictures of my baybays (see below)

Obsessions: You ready for this? OK, here we go:Arnold Rimmer, Chris Barrie, Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, Mike Teavee, Jordan Fry,Dennis Finch,CJ, David Spade, Paul Finch, Eddie Kaye-Thomas, Patrick Maitland, Ben Miles, Radar, Richard Hammond, Walker, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, Craig Charles, Lloyd Mullaney (ya worried yet?), Peter Pevensie, William Mosley, Billie-Joe Armstrong, Will Scarlet, Ralph Raccoon, Bart Simpson, Gromit, Bonejangles, Robot Devil, Rico, Lord Kass, Armin. I think that's all of them.

Fave TV shows: RED DWARF! Just Shoot Me, Friends, Corrie (when I can be bothered), MASH, Coupling, Dad's Army, The Brittas Empire, 8 Simple Rules, Second Sight, The Raccoons, The Simpsons, Futurama, Top Gear, Petrolheads (two baybays in one half-hour show? SCORE!), QI. I'll add more when I'm not sleep-deprived.

Fave Films: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! (Seriously, if you don't like that film you either have a personal vendetta with Tim Burton, or you're ill. Very ill.) Harry Potter, Anna and the King, Tomb Raider, Chronicles of Narnia, The Emporer's New Groove, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie: The Wedding, Identity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Neverland, Downfall, Secret Window, Bruce Almighty, Psycho, The Day After Tomorrow, Catch-22, Sahara, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Toy Story, Toy Story 2. Again, this list is incomplete, but I WILL finish it.

Fave Books: Harry Potter, Red Dwarf books, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Catch-22, All American Girl, All American Girl: Ready or Not, The Princess Diaries, Boy Meets Girl. I'm SURE there's more...I actually feel sick from exhaustion now.

Fave People: My friends: Helen, Helen, Jenny, Frank, Martin, Dan, Naomi, Liz, Robyn, Sarah, Kim, Tro.
GlenWing: Technically Tom belongs on the above list, but as he's an author on this site too I thought I'd give him a credit. Probably the most accepting of my overly-extortionate baybay list, has helped me a HECK of a lot during my past troubles despite having quite a few major ones of his own, gave me the best Valentine's Day ever just by being there (and putting on Harry Potter!), and...oh yeah, he's a wicked writer! He is currently writing a me/Draco fic which you should SO check out!
Zombie Kitty: Ah, my fellow insomniac and multiple-baybay-owner. There are several reasons why this girl deserves to be my best friend for now and forever, but just for now the top one is...SHE GOT ME A SIGNED PIC OF TOM FELTON! She writes mainly for The Cat of Red Dwarf, but her one-shots are also really cool. She's writing a me/Mike fic (which I didn't even ask her to do!) and she's got my mother spot on! I think there's only one other person reading that, so go read it if you're not that person.
Red Dwarf Addict: Laura! Super-Hyper-Spastic-Crazed-Meglomanic? I think so. You would think that for what she does to poor Rimmer I would hate her guts, but...I don't. She writes it so well! And everything usually comes out OKish at the end, sort of. Never known anyone with quite a thirst for blood as her - I swear she could give Dracula a run for his money. Yes, we have a lot of fun on MSN arguing about who loves Rimmer most (and we invariably agree that we both love him equally as much). So, we've had Draco and Mike, which means Lar must be writing the me/Rimmer fic. That's right, I've got the whole set!
Sunrise Over the Tango Factory: Bex. Bless her. One of the nicest people ever in the history of the world, and on top of that she's a bloody fantastic writer! And she wonders why she has a boyfriend...
I can't really think of anything else to say about her...except GO READ HER FICS! They're smegging amazing!
The Weaving Wheel: My first non-Red Dwarf related internet buddy! She's given me a lot of help with my Mike fics in the past which I want to thank her for, because he's a newbie obsession, really, and I don't know him as well as I could. Anyway, thanks a ton!

Things I like: My baybays. Shopping (preferably forstuff involving my baybays). Staying up all night when I know I can piss away the next day. My Father.

Things I Dislike: Anyone who is anti-any of my baybays (Helen Simpson, I'm looking in your direction. If you don't start to at least accept Mike soon, I'm afraid you will have to suffer the consequences.). Bananas. Spiders. Staying up all night when I know I have a mountain of homework to do the next day. My Mother.

QUOTES:

Do you really expect me to come up with all my favourite quotes when I'm this tired?
I'll give you a few, but then I'm off to bed:

Rimmer: Life's a bitch, now smeg off, I'm busy.

Rimmer: The world loves a bastard!

Rimmer: Only the good die young.

Draco: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Draco: You'll regret this! You and your bloody chicken!

Draco: Have it your way, then!

Mike: Die, die, die!

Mike: I don't know - I hate chocolate.

Mike: Dad - he said "enjoy".

Patrick: There is NO connection between my dick and my brain!

OK, my eyes have officially given up. Nighty night! (she says at 10:30am)