NamineXluvzXAxel
 Hey my names Kaliea...I am of German heretage 1. bands I like are Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizarre, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Skillet, Within Temptation, All Time Low, Green Day, Three Days Grace, and Disney 2. I LOVE ANIME!! mostly Death Note, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, Tsubasa Resivior Chronicles, Kingdom Hearts, and The Wallflower 3. I also am absalutly in love with Disney and DreamWorks I've been watching a whole lot of Disney lately and now...I CAN'T STOP DRAWING IT! Doctor Facilier, Miguel and Tulio, Dimitri and Anya, Peter Pan (drawing right now actually XD), Cloppin, and Jack Sparrow (he counts right?) and yeah Disney has invaded my personal space -_-' BUT I LOVE IT! who doesn't (retorical question) 4. I love lots of dark stuff and I get called emo for it, I'm just a punk with a bad additude it's just who I am so what if I like to practice Voodoo, read poetry (Edger Alan Poe), play videogames (mostly Left 4 Dead 2, Kingdom Hearts 2, Uncharted 2 haha lots of twos), I also draw, and write about everything from my dreams and nightmares to my random hanging outs with my friends Emma, Georgette, and Tiffany. I also can be a really pleasent person to be around unless I'm in a bad mood (you don't want to see that) I once broke a guys nose for threatning to kill my sister, and I also almost killed a girl for calling me an Emo wanna be, Lesbiean, Slut, Whore, and Druggie just because I have to take different types of medication for my health and Damn did I beat her to shit! 1. Girls are magic they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. 2. Anyone notice that studying is like student and dying combined? 3. I don't care how old you are if you don't respect me I'm not gonna respect you. 4. Never apologize for saying what you feel it's like saying sorry for being real... 5. this is an “A” and “B” conversation so “C” your way out before “D” jumps over “E” and “F”s you up like a “G” 6. I may look calm but in my head I just killed you three times. 7. Thanks wind, you have just totally raped my hair! 8. If your talking behind my back your in a perfect position to kiss my ass! 9. “NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!”...”yeah cuz Eminem is gonna rap me the answers” 10. “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”...”you mean where my laptop, Ipod, and phone is? OK!” 11. dammit im mad backwards is dammit im mad...OH SHIT! 12. And then god created Saturn and he liked it so he put a ring on it 13. Grab a napkin my friends cuz you just got SERVED! WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... 80 of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, SariaHael, VampireDragonGirl66, NamineXluvzXAxel "LISTEN HERE, FLINT LOCKWOOD! See this contact lens? This contact lens, represents YOU. And my eye, represents my EYE. I've got my EYE...on YOOOOU." -That one cop from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Pick the month you were born: Pick the day (number) you were born on: Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.( I am, but still) I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.(BIGGEST bunch o crap EVER!) I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.(Well, I kinda am, but still) I like to READ, so I MUST have no life. I’m a BOOKWORM, so I MUST be weak and opposed to violence.(I am actually very violent) I have NO PROBLEM with GAY PEOPLE, so I MUST be one TOO! If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. (BTW: am I the only one wondering what happened to #s 8, 13, and 16?) Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. FREINDS/BESTFRIENDS thing: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're Gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will congratulate you when he asks you out. BEST FRIENDS: Will clap you on the back, walk up to him, and say: “Break her heart; I’ll break your face.” FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you trip. BEST FRIENDS: Points and laughs, because she just stuck her foot out. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and chains him to your basement. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps a stash of tissues under her bed. FRIENDS: Will offer you a drink. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain when you’re soaked. BEST FRIENDS: Has already taken yours and ran halfway down the street. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Are passed out in the next cell down. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you for your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has kidnapped your phone, and is trying to call you to collect the ransom. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowd’s ass. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will pull you off the top of the bar when you’re drunk, and are trying to pole-dance with the bartender... BEST FRIENDS: Are up there, too... and probably the ones who suggested it in the first place. FREINDS: Will listen to you rant about your fight with some Bimbo. BEST FRIENDS: Is helping you key her Porsche. FREINDS: Can guess what you’re thinking. BEST FRIENDS: Have developed awesome telekinetic mind-powers, just to get inside your head. FREINDS: Will forgive you when you break her favourite CD. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you off a building herself. FRIENDS: Hold your hair while you chuck, and hand you a Panadol for the hangover. BEST FREINDS: Is puking next to you, and has already taken the last one. FRIENDS: Will help you do something illegal. BEST FRIENDS: Will become Prime Minister and make it legal so you can do it all the time. FREINDS: Will hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason they’re after you. FREINDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance FREINDS: Will go to a concert with you. BEST FREINDS: Will kidnap the band with you. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor! (Slytherin was really close!) Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name." Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor). If you want to add this feedback to your homepage, click here. 50 Things Not to Do at Hogwarts(winkwink) 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldey senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class sky clad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's detention to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on his or her arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every Potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasley twins "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God... even if he is. |
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