Who? Me? You're pointing at me? Niiiiiiiice.

Who the hell am I, you ask? I am "I Don't Sparkle", feel free to call me whatever you please. I wanted to be "Twilight-err" (note the two r:s on it and how I've separated the -err), but some guy stole it/came up with it before me. Damnation. Damnation I say.