I'm a Cancer, which means I'm a person who watches porn hoping that in the end everyone will get married :3

I drink coffee with a spoon in the cup 'cause I'm too lazy to pull it out.

I'm a fan of Nostalgia Critic, Markiplier and Littlekuriboh. Charming combination xD

There are many fandoms that I like, but only Hetalia inspired me to write stories in English. So English isn't my native language. However, after my French classes, it does seem to me otherwise.

What can I say? Hidekazu Himaruya made a great fandom, catching most memorable stereotypes of every nation. I wasn't thrilled at first by his style and character design. But soon realized how truly brilliant he was able to portray all countries and their cultural peculiarities, adding satire and humor. He never divided countries on "bad" and "good". Every nation has its history and bloody wars for survival and prosperity. And for that I truly respect his genius.

As for me, I found all nations (the real ones btw) kinda fascinating. Just think about that. So many countries, so many people with unique cultures, ideas, habbits, languages! America, England, Ireland, France, China are first in the "IWANNAVISIT!!"-list. *checking the list* I need a second life to have time for this!

Why am I sharing this information? Because I love you guys! Yes, you, Reader of my profile. My inspiration and the reason I took up the pen. Or the keyboard.

My favourite phrases:

Love the country, hate the government.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.

A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?

"I once gave up BL. It was the most terrifying half-hour of my life."

"We can talk about dickupage later"

"Fiction is just lying, except in grand style." -Sonicthehero5602

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another thing entirely."

"- So you made him read "Fifty shades of Grey"?
- No. Maybe. Yes. Shut up."

My favourite pairings? Pfft, give me a fandom and I'll name the pair *J*