squoxcoon
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Joined 12-22-05, id: 955028, Profile Updated: 01-02-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Blood And Chocolate.

Jan. 2, 2007 (wait, I mean 2008... wow that's gunna screw me up)

Hello my fellow fanfic obsessed friends! I really needed to update this... I feel so horrible; I haven't written a story or chapter forever, I'm never on fanfiction because I've ditched you guys for dracoandginny.com, and I've left tons of people hanging in my herm/draco story because I haven't written in that story in a year. a YEAR. I'm terrible. But now i have free time!!! YAY!!!!! I never have free time...so to celebrate I have written a new story!!! It's been in the works for about two years, and just now I can actually get it on my computer and put it on fanfic. It's called Stranger Than Fan-Fiction (I know, cheesy name, but I can't think of anything else...), and it sounds suspisiously like the movie Stranger than Fiction, and if you read it they are almost identical. I DID NOT STEAL THE BLOODY IDEA!!!!!! I thought of this on my own two years ago, and after i wrote my first rough draft (which I might put on here just for fun), the movie came out, and it was almost identical! I wouldn't lie to you guys; the idea is totally mine. I swear to God some director stole my idea and made it his (or her; girls can be much more evil than guys. I should know. Being an evil chick and all.) own idea. grrrrrr... stupid HollyWood. Wiat, I shouldn't diss it; it's where I wanna be when I'm older.

want to hear more about me? here you go:

Favourite books: The Twilight series (i love you, Edward...), the Percy Jackson and the Olympions series, the Gossip Girl series (God i have an obsession with series...), the Pretty Little Liars series, The Clique series, the great and Terrible Beauty series, the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series (god, SEE???) andddddd of COURSE (drum roll please) the HARRY POTTER SERIES!!! yay!!!

Favorite HP ships:

draco/ginny

ron/hermionie

luna/nevil

draco/harry (haha...it's sadly true)

The story of how the name Squoxcoon came to be: Well, my best friend has this stuffed animal that we're not quite sure what it is. It looks like a squirrel, a fox, and a racoon, so she decided to call it a squoxcoon! hey, it works. So that's my username for practically everything, so if you're on a website and you see a user named squoxcoon, thats most likely moi.

cause I'm just that cool.

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The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
What Is Love, Anyway? by dagforever reviews
This is more than a love story. Join Draco and Ginny on a path of self discovery. They relationship will be tested as they confront the truth of Draco’s involvement in the war and find the truth of why and how the last war ended. Many canons characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 238,138 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 254 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Crystal Ball that Ron Really Hated by vanilla-chk reviews
Bill gives Ron a crystal ball for his birthday that sees the present instead of the future. Ginny steals it and see Harry showering, amongst other things. May turn into parody or soap-opera, I'm not sure yet. READ, REVIEW! You know you're just aching to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Revenge of the Killer Plot Bunnies by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Killer candy bunnies invade Hogwarts and force our heroes to do horrible things. (WARNING: You need to be able to laugh at yourself to ride this ride.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2001
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Stranger than FanFiction reviews
What would happen if characters from a book realize, well, they're just that? just plain old characters? And what happens when a fanfiction author decides to get in the heads of these characters & decide to have a litte fun? well lets find out, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008
Look for me by the Moonlight reviews
Ginny has a secret that she has been holding back for a long time. She loved a man she wasn't allowed to have, and if anyone knew he would be killed. She would give her life for his, even if it ment giving up hers....oneshot...complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
how can a lion ever love a serpent? reviews
when a love potion goes horrably wrong, Hermione and Draco start to do weird things for each other, VERY weird things. When Hermione finds out, she is crushed. Love is NOT supossed to be controlled...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Good Bye to an Undying Love reviews
But she had Gabriel now, He’s her mate. Her loupgarou, and her only. But she didn’t understand. She still loved Aiden. But Vivian couldn’t love him, he was human... one shot.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete