Final actual chapter. Epilogue to follow..I AM SO SORRY! yeah, please read the author's note at the bottom,it's like, credits or whatever.

This is basically a parody of all the bad outsiders fanfiction plots I can think of. It has three flavors of Mary Sue, OOCness, cliches, pony getting raped by socs and stupid slash pairings. It mainly centers around Dally, he's the only sane one.

Have you ever wondered how to take proper care of your Weiss Kreuz models? Wonder no more! This guide will tell you all you need to know about their care and abilities! Farfarello now added!

My Schwarz Christmas series! Beginning with the first snowfall, this will prove to be a challenging December for the members of Schwarz... (ch. 4 now up!)

As a favor, Yohji decides that his next mission is to find Ken a girlfriend…despite the fact that Ken doesn’t want a girlfriend. An accidental occurrence leads Yohji to believe that Ken wants Aya, when naturally he doesn’t…or does he?

Ever wondered how Weiss pay all their bills? Have they tapped into some secret energy source? Well, yes. Very Funny. Omi being kawaii and eating marshmallows. I got flamed recently.

Everyone from Schwarz and Weiss are happily snoozing, alone in their beds...except for one bored telepath. SchuxYohji, AyaxCrawford, OmixNagi, Ken, Farf