OhHushRachelhide bio
Uhh, hi. I'm new. Like, brand spankin' new. I've been lurking on FF.net for awhile and I decided that I'm finally gonna take a crack at it. Put my stuff on here and show everyone what I've got haha. But, as I said, I'm new. My writing is most likely going to be unimpressive. But I'm trying and I hope that you guys can give me good critiques to help me better my writing. However, FF.net doesn't let us n00bz post anything for 2 days. Oh, well! At least I can spell check everything and make it pretty before you guys get to read it :3 Anywho, I'm Rachel. I like the color green and drawing. I live in Wisconsin and yes, I do love cheese. I also love smut. Smut is wonderful. Especially boy smut. Yes, ma'am. Favorite pairings Naruto: ItaNaru (All time FAVE), NejiGaa, ShikaGaa, NaruSasu, SasuKaka, etc. Bleach: ByaRen, IchiUryu Kingdom Hearts: CloudLeon, RikuSora, RoxasAxel Final Fantasy: Anything with Vincent... gah. Love him. Harry Potter is the only thing I like that's hetero. Dramoine, whaaaaaat?! But yeah, I have a lot of random pairings that I like. It all depends on the author and how they manage to make it work. |
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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 205 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Uniform Procedure by MAKandCHEESE reviews
Extra credit is one thing, but when you do it in a mini-skirt in front of Kakashi you had better be prepared for an audience. Anal, WIP, Yaoi. KakaSasu... eventual KakaItaSasu .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lucid by Rashka the Demon reviews
Sakura: "I don't feel like a kid when I'm around you. When did that happen?" Kakashi bit his tongue. He bit it very, very hard. KakaSaku Post-Manga AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Paper Crane Confession by trufflesque reviews
It all started with a routine physical examination. Eventual KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.