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Long Time Coming by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Blaine gets accepted into Harvard, Kurt and Blaine find out exactly how hard it can be to maintain a relationship when they discover how much their dreams conflicts. Sequel to What Brings Us Closer Together. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 637,216 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Elements by CrazedLunatic reviews
A collection of drabbles and prompts taking place at some point during the WBUCT/LTC verse. They are posted in no particular order and do contain spoilers for LTC and future stories.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 187 - Words: 277,447 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., David, Wes
Ride by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Blaine is pretty popular in his city of Long Beach, CA. Summer is here and he's ready to spend it with friends- BMX bike riding in the skate park and surfing when the waves are perfect. Flirting with girls is a definite. But when a new kid from Ohio shows up, Blaine finds himself wanting to share all these things with him, too. But Kurt's just his friend, right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 458,573 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Can Always Find Me Here by GleekMom reviews
It was a chance meeting, an instant connection, a childhood of friendship, and a lifetime of love. A Kid!Klaine AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,814 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Gemini by nellie12 reviews
Part 2 of the 'Ride' Verse - Kurt and Blaine are starting their senior year together at Pace High School of the Performing Arts. With their summer ending and a new chapter in their lives beginning , the boys will learn that growing up and falling in love is so much more than 'a walk in the park'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 215,461 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Jeff, Nick
Through The Eye Of The Beholder by HookLineSinker5 reviews
*Sequel to: When You Look Me In The Eyes* Killian has been forced back into the situation he's wanted so desperately to leave behind. Now that he's away from what he's come to know as home, he has made it his sole priority to get back. But nothing seems to go as planned once Emma and Ruby come for a surprise visit. Can he make it work? (CS AU) Angst, Suspense, Humor, Romance
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
Owl Post by Zavocado reviews
Its hard to stay chipper when everyone starts dating. Blaine Anderson has tried to find a nice boy to date now that his friends have paired off, but luck isn't on his side. The only boy he wants doesn't know he exists. Kurt Hummel knows who he wants, but its impossible. Blaine will never notice him. It could never work as long as he's a Slytherin. Hogwarts!Klaine AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,332 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014
The Pirate's Son by GleeGeneration23 reviews
AU-Killian has a five year old son by another woman (who is not in the picture) when he meets Emma in Season 2, Captain Swan with a slightly distorted cannon and immense Daddy Killian feels-See the story of Captain Swan, with little Liam Jones! Please Read an Review. NOW COMPLETE!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 111,577 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, OC - Complete
Underneath by Ryleigh Hayle reviews
Blaine Anderson is a football player who can take a tackle. But underneath that tough exterior lies a troubled psyche, with secrets, fears and no one with whom he can share his burden, until the day he meets Kurt Hummel. After Blaine is forced to endure vile abuses, only Kurt can help him slowly regain a sense of self through the strength, trust, love, and courage of true soulmates
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,463 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
No More Mistakes by writingmisfit reviews
Four years after the birth of their son, Kurt and Blaine's life is going steadily in their new home in New York. Of course it can't always be smooth sailing and their little family soon find themselves having to stick together to survive. But with all the different things threatening to break them can they all hold on?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A New Beginning by tophercolfer reviews
Burt and Elizabeth Hummel got divorced when Kurt was 9. Burt was supposed to have custody of Kurt but Elizabeth left in the middle of the night along with their son. What happens when Elizabeth dies when Kurt is 16 and is sent to live with Burt?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,180 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Kurt H., Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Glee Season 6 Klaine by chelseabug2013 reviews
This is Glee Season 6 with my take on Klaine scenes that we see and some that are left out. There's so much after and in-between the scenes that need to be explored for our boys.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,919 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Complete
The YouTuber by writingfor-0days reviews
Blaine Anderson is a YouTube sensation living in New York. As he approaches 1 million subscribers, Blaine wants to do something with his fans to reach his goal. Enter Kurt Hummel, working at Vogue dot com and attending NYADA, Kurt has been a fan of Blaine since the near beginning. This story follows both Blaine and Kurt as they meet through a competition and things develop...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,786 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 3,896 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Awakening by LauGS reviews
Kurt Hummel has put his perfect life together carefully, making sure all the pieces fit exactly how he wanted them to. But all it takes is one name from his past to make all his hard work go to waste - Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,190 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wine After Whiskey by thatgleekychick reviews
When Blaine's life falls apart, he packs up and moves to Lima to live with his brother. He's having a hard time adjusting, but when he meets a gorgeous bartender, all of that is about to change. Kurt's had a rough year but Hummel's can't run without him. That's why he's sweeping when Blaine walks into his bar, looking for his wallet and restarting Kurt's once broken heart.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,030 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Won't Let You Down by Mrs Criss 2012 reviews
AU. 16 year old Blaine moves to Lima with his mom and new step family. Desperately unhappy and alone, he is befriended by one Burt Hummel who lives across the road. The pair start to restore a classic car together, but what will Blaine make of Burt's surly 27 year old son?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 199,563 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Complete
A Sky Full of Stars by MsAlexisCriss reviews
AU. Blaine is a wealthy businessman, and Kurt is an artist, both established in NYC. They meet under unexpected circumstances and are forced to live their lives together for a few months. During that time they discover that despite being completely different they are quite compatible, and they realize that sometimes life gives you what you were not looking for, but certainly needed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,279 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We Dreamed a Dream by CminorAdagio reviews
Blaine made a promise to Kurt all those years ago to always protect him; they made plans together, and they made dreams. But then everything changed. Six years later, as Carole Hudson drives to work, she makes a heartbreaking, yet fateful discovery which will change not only her life, but her family's lives forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 175,641 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
100 Days by borogroves reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been best friends (and nothing more) since the age of six. Now 22-year-old college graduates, they take a roadtrip around the USA, visiting every state in 100 days. Fifty states. Two boys. One love story. (Updated Wednesdays and Sundays.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 156,638 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After All These Years by colferdreaam reviews
Kurt and Blaine are in a care home. Kurt is like a baby brother to Blaine and Blaine is Kurt's best friend. When the home catches fire during the night and Kurt is missing from the group of children, Blaine runs inside to save him without thinking. That night, however, is the last time that Blaine will see Kurt. What will happen when they find each other years down the line?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,897 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kurt H., Santana L., Blaine A., OC - Complete
Leaving Behind Ghost by sunshineoptimismandangels reviews
Almost a year after Kurt Hummel came back from his supernatural past he and Blaine are living happily together in New York City. Until something dark and sinister starts the plague Kurt's dreams, throwing him and the man he loves in to a dangerous mystery that neither of them are ready for. Sequel to The Ghost of You, which I would suggest reading first.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,405 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anything Could Happen by ne-01 reviews
Glee/The New Normal crossover. It all starts that fateful evening Kurt had dinner with Blaine and his parents; Bryan and David. Watch as their lives turn upside down and they struggle to adjust to all of the new and exciting things that will happen to them from this point on. Not necessary to have watched The New Normal.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,092 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rainy days by allthelifearound reviews
Kurt never expected to see Blaine ever again. Leave alone at Adam's birthday party.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Adam - Complete
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8374 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Four Point One by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt Hummel and the Anderberry siblings have been best friends since they were six and living on the same street. Now in their mid-twenties, the trio gets together to plan an important event. But can past stay in the past?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,417 - Follows: 7,820 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Big Brother by JustCallMeObsessed reviews
Kurt has been shipped off to live with his big brother Carson in New York. They haven't seen each other in 8 years. The last thing Kurt wants is to be here. Will things work out eventually? Will Blaine, Carson's room mate make the stay worthwhile? & Seb.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 447,745 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twisted Fate by Mrs Criss 2012 reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been best friends since meeting on the Dalton staircase 13 years ago. Kurt is about to get married and Blaine- as ever- is the sure and steadfast presence right by his side. But does fate have other ideas?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,261 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Landslide by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Part of the Hurricane 'verse. So maybe neither of them knows what they're doing half the time. Sometimes they tiptoe around each other because they don't know how to act, other times it's as easy as breathing. It's just like any other relationship, really. A series of drabbles varying in length and rating, as a follow up to Hurricane.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Anywhere but Here by CrissColferL0ve reviews
SEQUEL TO SIDEWAYS. Kurt and Blaine have never been happier or more in love, but as things begin to change and doubts set in, the two aren't as certain as they once were that they can make it together, or by themselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,722 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hurricane by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Two years after Kurt and Blaine's divorce, Kurt finally wins custody of their daughter. A week later, Blaine attempts suicide. He has nowhere else to go, so Kurt volunteers to take him in, believing that he can help Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,265 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
With You in Your Dreams by NiryLae reviews
Blaine's brother Cooper and his wife die, leaving Blaine their daughter. What happens when he puts up a flyer for a nanny? Rating may change later.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,970 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel is at the lowest point of his life, he finds happiness in Blaine Anderson, a boy from a completely different world who is a mystery to him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,665 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Feeling Safe Again
Kurt has a nightmare about his attack but then there is Blaine ..
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete