so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven't told my family yet and they just assumed you'd be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don't know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can't break my great grandma's heart like that, she'll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you'd do that for me? holy shit, ily

Emma gets some help in retrieving Killian from the Underworld. But it doesn't go exactly as planned. Rated M for cursing.

The legends told of the dead walking the earth, the cold ones. Little did they know myth would turn into reality…the coldest ones. Zombiepocalypse. AH/AU.

Since born, Sookie has had a birthmark on the back of her neck that looks like the initials of someone's name. Vampire Eric has a mark of initials on his back also, that developed on the day of Sookie's birth. Both have each other's initials on their skin. Both are soul mates. But will they let it happen or keep resisting when both are stubborn? AU/Lang. Eric/Sookie.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.

After her wedding is called off, Anastasia Steele heads out for a night with friends and cashes in her V-card to a handsome, gray eyed stranger...but despite her best efforts, it doesn't end there.

Bella Swan was not normal. She had been born with the gift of seeing the dead, but to her it was a curse. She had sworn off her abilities as she returned to her hometown to live out her final year of high school in an attempt at being normal, but nothing is normal when you are the one hope at redemption for the spirit of a lost boy. *paranormal romance & drama* beta'd

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?

Realising you've packed the wrong shoes to go with your skirt and you have to rethink your whole outfit is bad enough. Being holed up in a hotel bathroom while you get changed into said outfit because you're suddenly sharing your room with a strange British man is a whole lot worse. Captain Swan AU (prompt: Accidental Roommates) COMPLETE, AND THANK YOU FOR READING! Mwah!

Sequel to About a Girl and a Boy-Eric and Sookie were high school sweethearts, and everyone thought it would be forever. Unfortunately life took them their separate ways, what happens when they meet again at their 10 year high school reunion? AH/Eric Sookie

Edward and Bella - a perfect couple, a perfect life. And then disaster strikes. Bella has to learn to live without her soulmate. Mysterious letters help her to cope. AU Canon pairings.

AH/AU Sookie's world crashed down around her with one phone message.

Eric Northman is a casino mogul - envied by all and feared by many. What happens when a certain blonde redneck tries to hustle his poker tables? AU/AH

San Francisco lawyer, Bella Swan, struggles to cope with the loss of her long-term boyfriend, Riley. Lonely and grief-stricken, she loses herself in a string of one-night stands, convinced she'll never find love again. Museum curator, Edward Cullen, may be the man to change Bella's mind. Could he be her second chance for love?

Set in Who Are You, Really (06x01), this is a one-shot rewrite of Sookie and Eric's walk home after she staked Bill to save him. In the show, she throws him out and they never see each other again for the whole season. This story? Well. Let's just say it doesn't end with our pair on either side of the front door with their clothes on. No, sireebob. Dedicated to Brutalfreeze.

A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free

On the night of her ex-boyfriend's wedding, Sookie wants to let loose and ends up at a bar called Fantasia. There, she meets a hot bartender named Eric. What begins as a lonely night for Sookie ends up being the start of something truly amazing. AU/AH OOC. Rated M.

When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Draco Malfoy doesn't remember much from his childhood. But he remembers a girl. A girl with brown and hair brown eyes. He remembers her laugh and her voice, but he can't remember her face for the life of him. [REPOST/UPDATE]

EPOV. A 'What-If' AU. What if Eric and Sookie's first meeting at Fangtasia had gone differently. Bored To Death was the first story in the MultiVerse.

AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.

When a small town shopkeeper thwarts a bank heist he finds out the hard way money isn't the only thing that can be stolen, but figuring out what's real and what's not isn't as easy as it seems. All EPOV. AU/AH

At age 15 Sookie is a regular country girl living in New England, and Eric is a city boy who was forced to relocate to the quiet countryside once his mother landed a new job. AH, Eric/Sookie.

Sookie is a VP of her family run fashion company with a icy repuation and little to no personal life.Eric is the lanky math nerd hired as her mismatched assistant.He's thrown into a life of tight deadlines, tense meetings, & insane pressure to be perfect. Will it change him or will he change it? A/U.

Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.

When Sookie realizes that her feelings for both Bill and Eric might have been caused just by their blood, she takes drastic steps that will change her life―and the lives of Eric and Bill―forever. Rated M for language and eventual lemons. E/S

An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?

Eric and Sookie are reunited years after a devastating break-up. Eric is an active duty Marine and Sookie is still struggling to move on. Will they take a second chance at true love, or is there too much history between them? AH/AU/OOC, etc.

Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?

A strange twist of fate brings Eric and Sookie together, but not in any way that is normal...unless you consider being in a coma normal. AH/AU. All Eric POV.

In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.

Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH

Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!