My original fiction is at http://www.fictionpress.com/~jamc91. If you've got a heck of a lot of free time, or just want something to do that isn't homework, then...why not read my stuff and review? (This also goes for my fanfiction.)

Authors I completely love the works of:

Celebony, darkcyan, Evadne, Lightning on the Wave, nonjon, Sarah Noble, Silvver Phoenix, Wishweaver

Oh, screw this. I deleted the 'Updates/Random Thoughts' section. So now here we have this. Rejoice.

Now, I just have a few things to say. I'll add some more if/when I think of them.

Flamers will be replied to as callously as they have reviewed any of my stories. You can reply back, and we can start a little flame war.

However, please do not flame me just for the sake of flaming me because you have no one to write to. Flame wars, while they can be pleasant and fun and insulting all at the same time, sometimes might get out of hand; please don't blame me if I say something to you that you don't like. As childish as this sounds, you started it.

Updates are made when I feel like it. This might sound very selfish of me, but honestly, no one really cares. I know this. I don't write for reviews, although they are much, much appreciated (one that aren't flames); I write because I like writing and it gives me something to do.

Reviews, I recommend, should be made as often as possible on my stories. In regard to flames, please see above.

If you haven't read this, don't look at me; I warned you, really.