Disclaimer: I don't own any of the stories (so far only Harry Potter) that I write about, I'm only borrowing the characters and settings, and I'm not getting any money for them.

My favorite quotes:

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

"A story is as unique as the person who tells it" - Nicolas Sparks

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."- Mahatma Gandhi

"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"- Albert Einstein

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."- Maya Angelou

"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."- Albert Einstein

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."- Abraham Lincoln

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain

"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."- Jane Austen

"Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another." - Lemony Snicket

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know." - Mark Twain

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."- Albert Einstein

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Albert Einstein

"Classic's - a book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain

"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed." - Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

"My candle burns at both ends. It will not last the night, but ah my foes and oh my friends, it gives a lovely light." - Roald Dahl

"The little pig began to pray
But Wolfie blew his house away.
He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham!
Oh what a lucky wolf I am!"
And though he ate the pig quite fast,
He carefully kept the tail till last." - Roald Dahl (Revolting Rhymes)

"I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice." - Roald Dahl