I have a friend on here. She's thousands of miles away. I've never even seen her face but she's a sister to me. Her name is laney. She's known as Painful Kiss. She means the world to me and when she's gone, I feel alone, when she's happy, I'm happy. When she's sad I'm sad. Her weakness is my weakness. I don't know what I'd do without her. If you read this laney, your my best friend ever! Thanks for giving me hope in this bitter life I live!

The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't do.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Blueninjamanga22,BoredAsYou, rolulove4ever, VampyreEmoHunter, Purplekittyfans465, Painful Kiss, Anime Girls

-99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, SHARK FINNING etc.) then copy this into your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

-98 percent of the Internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

FEAR

You aren't afraid of the dark. You're scared of what's in it.

You aren't afraid of heights. You're afraid of falling.

You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of dying.

You aren't afraid of the people around you. You're afraid of rejection.

You aren't afraid to love. You're afraid of not being loved back.

You aren't afraid of letting go. You're just afraid to accept the reality that they're gone.

You aren't afraid to try again. You're afraid of being hurt for the exact same thing.

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at eight years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon rolls; they taste good!
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, then go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

My name is Lucifer.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong,
I can’t speak at all.
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake,
I'm all alone.
The house is dark,
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse;
My name is called.
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try to hide
From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door.
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I’m sorry!", I scream,
But it's now much to late.
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again,
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Brawled on the floor.
My name is Lucifer.
I am three.
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Now I roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but I'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on,
I pray for your forgiveness.
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this poem.
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!

boys Aren't Jerks

girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not! Please its to scary!

Boy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy:I love you babe.

In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.However,if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl. Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks.

If you swear your half-cat copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're reading my profile copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love the warriors series copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love the hunger games copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley), Kittykate1798 (Nico di Angelo from PJO) XxDarknessInsideMexX (Nico di Angelo from PJO, Chad Dylan Cooper from Sonny With a Chance/So Random!, Freddie from iCarly)nikko daughter of hades(Nico di Angelo hes soo sad and torn), luciannedaughterofposiedon(Connor Stoll from PJO), The Anime Girls (The11th Doctor from Doctor Who)

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love/obsessed with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses: Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo); AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD); Rubyqueen808 (Jesse Anderson/Johan Anderson); Autumn-Angel-31 (Jim 'Crocodile' Cook); Atem's Sister Atea (Pharaoh Atem, he's SO BEYOND HOT!!); Princess Atemna(Pharaoh Atem for Atea's reason and Yusei Fudo from 5Ds); AkixYusei(Bastion Misawa/Daichi Misawa); Yugiohfan1997 (Ryou/ Yami Bakura they're super cute X3), AutumnSolstice13 (I won't even try to list them all); Kyofan101 (Kyoya Ootori/Hikaru Hitachiin), HitaAndUtaPri (Syo Kurusu/Aido Hanabusa/Takashi Morinozuka/Mitsukuni Haninozuka); fairy tail and anime FTW (Natsu dragoneel, Loki, Soul Evans, Death the Kid, and the rest is a seceret!), luciannedaughterofposiedon(Rogue from Fairy Tail and Byakuya from Bleach), The Anime Girls (Lucy from Fairy Tail)

Signs of FanFection (Bolded are the ones I have)

1. You can't even remember how you found this site.

2. You've become a fangirl over the stories on here.

3. Comments are now only heard as 'Reviews'.

4. You get confused between the 'Fiction' and the actual story line.

5. You start to become antisocial from staying in and reading.

6. You've thought about contacts... They WILL help, won't they?

7. Dying your hair a crazy colour doesn't sound AS bad now.

8. You have a playlist of songs you listen to every time you write or read.

9. You'll laugh at any random time, because you just suddenly remembered a funny line from a Fic.

And the most dangerous sign of FanFection...

10. You WILL copy and paste this, but try to find a sign that doesn't apply to you while reading.

Now, once copy and pasted into your profile, add your name to the list! Because then everyone'll know you've been FanFected!: Vampgal212, Verdigurl, HitaAndUtaPri, fairy tail and anime FTW, luciannedaughterofposiedon, The Anime Girls

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Copy and paste this in your profile if you fell for it too.

How to write a College Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.

4. Stop off at the third floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop him.

5. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

7. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

9. Listen to one of your favorite CDs and that's it, I mean it, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.

10. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.

11. Phone your friend on the third floor and ask if he's started writing yet. Exchange remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.

12. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

13. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor its special flavor.

14. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to Sgt. Preston of the Yukon is truly worthwhile, with these exceptions: a) Pro Bowler's Tour b) any movie starring Don Ameche.

15. Catch the last hour of Soul Brother of Kung Fu on channel 26.

16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.

17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.

18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.

21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

22. Read over the assignment one more time, just for the thrill of it.

23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

24. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

From cybersalt.org

"It is the choices we make that show who we truly are, Harry, far more than our abilities." -Albus Dumbledore