hey peeps what up? sorry i haven't updated in so long but my stories will be coming along quite soon now so don't worry about them. people please please please review because thats what keeps me writing i also have a bad case of writers block scratch that , i just posted another story about lily potter. the other one sucks i know.

fav pairings

scorpius/lily teddy/victoire harry/ginny neville/luna lily/james

fav boooks

alice in wonderland ,anything tamora pierce, twilight, mystery books

fav quotes from books

I love new york, you can pop out of the underworld in central park, hail a taxi down fith avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you and nobody notices you- percy jackson

nobody steals my pegasus-percy jackson - note- i know these are kinda dumb but i love them anyway

name

manda is all your going to get you perverts.

fav authors

tamora pierce , avi , libba brey , eva ibbotson , stephanie meyers ,pc cast,and more i cant think of now

now here are some life gives you lemons variations

if life gives me lemons i'll make myself some lemonade and watch the cat eat my sis's parakeet

if life gives me lemons i'll squeeze the juice into my enemies eyes

if life gives me lemons i'll demand a refund

if life gives me lemons i'll throw it away and ask for an apple

and finally the last one,

if life gives me lemons i'll drink the juice and use the faces i make to scare my baby brother

ha ha ha

now for some of the wierd words i use.

chappie-chapter

liberry-if you dont know what tht means you need to see a doctor

coinky dink-coo winky dink- a coincidence.

sasquatch-that place down there.no more commentary

ill post more when i remember or as i remember them

fav songs

coiwboy casanova

paramore

hotel california without words

later

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her-bloody-majesty-i loved her profile sooomuch that i copied-pasted some of it onto mine.

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Poll: Should I make a 39 clues poetry corner? Vote Now!

PollShould I make a 39 clues poetry corner?1No2I don't care3Yes View Poll Result. Please vote for one of the choices.

Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and 39 Clues.

me myself and i: im a freak-but im proud of it!i love reading- but then again thats why im on fanfiction...why am i stating the obvious...and more importantly why am i typing my thoughts...i am soo totally random...yeah...sooooooo im OCD,ADHD,and i have hoarding disorder!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,her-bloody-majesty

everybody totally knows that we Madrigals are going to win the hunt for the 39 clues. I mean the Tomas can't tie their shoes, throw the Mona Lisa in a vat of sewage and the janus will take the rest of the 21st century trying to clean it, the Ekaterina's have a family betrayal complex, and the Lucians are conceited rich brat who leave their dirty work to limosine riding children and Ex-KGB agents with twitchy eyes. whereas we have looks, money, power,secrets, awesome kung-fu skills,etc... plus we're really mysterious! and we get to wear black.

Beat that.

oh wait, you cant!

ps. I am an Madrigal posing as an Ekaterina.

.I TOTALLY+ . ,. + LOVE. +..+ . .. + IAN + .:. +AMY+ . + .•.¸ (•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´. + + .
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. I TOTALLY+ . ,. + LOVE. +..+ . .. + DAN + .:. +NATALIE+ . + .•.¸ (•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´. + + .

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! (Thanks to Ara Moonstar for this one!)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

The voices might not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over, so where do I go now?!

A friend will take you to Wall-Mart to buy a pregnancy test, but a BEST friend will be standing outside the stall door, screaming: NAME IT AFTER ME!

A friend will come bail you out of jail, but a BEST friend will be sitting next to you in the cop car saying: "That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!"

A friend will say: "You deserved better anyway!" but a BEST friend will be calling him at 1 A.M making chicken noises.

Be nice to your kids. They're the ones who'll be choosing your nursing home when the need arrives.

I want a man who, when I come running up with tears coursing down my face, smearing my mascara, my hair a mess, and sobbing hysterically, the first thing he says is: "Baby, you're beautiful. So, who's butt to I have to kick?!" and really means it.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?

Arms are for hugging. Boyz are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. Best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.

Sometimes it's best not to question a friend. Just help them dump the body bag in the river.

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!(i have already done all of them)

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (CUT AND PASTE)

1. Holly Short(artemis fowl)

2. Trouble Kelp(artemis fowl)

3. Artemis goddess of the hunt( PJO)

4. Nico DiAngelo(percy jackson and the olympians)

5.Fang(maximum ride)

6. Arya Svitkona (inheritence cycle)

7.Harry potter(harry potter)

8. Natalie Kabra(39 clues)

9. Maximum Ride(maximum ride)

10. Alice(twilight)

11. Ian Kabra(39 clues)

12. Daniel Cahill(39 clues)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

yes, and it could actually go somewhere if Ian were'nt a snotty jerk.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

oh yeah -goes into nico fantasy mode-

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Daniel would be a good father, and Natalie would spoil her child;)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Billions

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

oooooookay...just...no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/nine. this actually is a real pairing in the book, it's adorable. max and fang are in love!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

... just no

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

2 minutes ago

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Holly Short and Harry Potter are in a happy relationship (Sorry, Ginny!) until Maximum Ride runs off with Harry Potter(Sorry again, Fang and Ginny). Holly Short, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ian Kabra and a brief unhappy affair with Arya, then follows the wise advice of Fang and finds true love with Daniel Cahill. ...(rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Harry potter and Maximum ride... Max would win, wings over broomsticks anyday. and to those who dont agree, have you ever had a broom with BBQ sauce? i didnt think so...

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would totally freak, because Fang is one of my many true loves.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

two sibling in a closet with a rubber ducky. i'd say the duck was actually a new spy gadget and they were arguing over it

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

i'd annoy him by paying his brother Grub to tail him

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

maximum and... artemis...- is scarred for life-

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Dan the rapist.

majesty: dan are you a rapist?

Dan:...are you on drugs!?

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

ask her to take me shopping

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

i would put her into a straitjacket

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

we would make out on the spot and elope to Salem, Massechusets

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

a whole stream of swear words. and i would slap her for making Eragon sad.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Harry,Max ,and Nico. id probably turn them into my slaves and have them serve me breakfast in bed.

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Trouble and Ian. I would probably tell Ian my mother Is Amy Cahill and he would start twitching. and trubsie would give me straight A's because i would hypnotize him into doing so.

my beloved books!

harry potter

twilight

39 clues

maximum ride

percy jackson and the olympians

my big sister is so bossy she says you cant read this book

dear dumb diary

anansi the spider

all summer in a day

1001 arabian nights

great expectations

david copperfield

les miserables

king lear

lord of the flies

a little princess

a series of unfortunate events

black beauty

chinese cinderella

anne of green gables

the seal island seven

the hunger games

the iliad

the odyssey

the iniad

my sister the vampire

fruits basket

gakuen alice

anima

vampire knight

crimson hero

beauty pop

maximum ride manga

Admitting u r weird means u r normal. Saying that u r normal is odd. If u admit that u r weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Lose one friend, lose all friends, dont't lose yourself

A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. I have!

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

hr

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13, KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle,purplee cullen,her-bloody-majesty

join the dark side, we have cookies!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've realized that you can't actually copy and paste when you're editing your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that everyone is now scared of you copy and paste this into your profile. -grins- im obsessed with history!

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile. -see above
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. -everyday, actually.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile. me: -dances in the rain-

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile-all the time actually

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.- i will rule!!mwahahahahhahhaha!!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character emmett, Copy and Paste this into your Profile

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

if you have fallen in love with a fictional character copy and paste this on your account

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (well im the only one who can answer my questions.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (well no one else has the patience to listen.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean taking out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

f you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Nicobeth-Annico

her-bloody-majesty

How To Annoy Zeus

Tell him Hera hates him for cheating on her.

Steal his master bolt.

Burn the bolt.

Tell him Poseidon did it.

Watch him throw Poseidon in Tatarus.

Make a robot Hera

Make the robot Hera scold him for siring Thalia.

Tell him his daddy wants to see him.

Pretend to be Kronos.

Scold him for imprisoning his sibling in Tatarus.

Tell him the only way to make you happy is…

To free all the titans.

Oh and Typhon.

Laugh as the titans kill people.

Move to Mars to escape.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.( i luv them)

You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (daughter of nyx)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. ( i actually met the author the day after it came out... he was HILARIOUS!)

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night.

You curse a god/goddess a lot (HADES GYM SHORTS!)

You have mone (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT

You have done at least ten of the above things(ALL!)

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Tree of Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's true. The voices actually do talk to me. I'm serious. Even worse, I talk back!)

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~quotes~

"Face it, Ian, we've hit bottom. They trashed the car. We're sitting on a road of peasant bones., and we're stuck in Siberia. It's a nightmare. I WANT TO GO HOME!"

~ Natalie Kabra.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman Pg. 117, 118

"Lovely."

~a classic Ian Kabra quote.

The Sword Thief by Peter Lerangis.

"Dude! It's a KAMAZ!"

~ Hamilton Holt.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 113.

"My dad just drove over the Land Rover!"

~Hamilton Holt again. And Eisenhower Holt driving over the Kabra's Land Rover.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 11

"You know I'd never actually hurt you."

~Ian Kabra...does he mean it?!

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 10.

"Oh, Amy. If only you knew the truth. You can't say I didn't warn you."

~Ian Kabra again

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 105.

"Look at me! I'm a disaster!"

~Natalie Kabra, who was truly a disaster!

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 117._

"Napoleon? Isn't that an Italian pastry? Sort of gooey inside?"

~Dan Cahill

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 9.

"Well hel-lo Indiana Jones."

~ Nellie Gomez.

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 14.

"You sound like Ian Kabra. Remember when he admired Alistair's window moldings?"

~Dan Cahill

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 19.

"You two owe me, big-time. I just left my soul mate waiting for me to get back from the ladies' room."

~ Nellie, who is insanely awesome.

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 25.

"If Annabeth's mother is the goddess of wisdom, shouldn't she know better then to fall off a cliff?"- Nico di Angelo-the Titans Curse

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV!"- Jacob Black

"For me, crazy is an understatement. Crazy is when you have images of Tyson rocking out to Disturbia after having too much peanut butter in Percy's cabing at 2 AM."- quote by xRainyx, phrased by Journalist.

"Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened."-Dr. Seuss

"Do something everyday that scares you."-Anonymous

"Practice makes perfect, nobody's perfect, so why should we practice?"- Unknown person/thing-thing

"You and Cullen...I don't like it."- Mike Newton

"We're in D.C.! Everybody lies here!"- Disney Show Writer

"Love can touch us one time, and last for a lifetime." -Celine Dion

"There are no options for those who break the rules."- Jane Volturi

"Screw the rules, I have money."- I forgot... some guy from a TV show...

"Hippies know everything, man. That's why they SO FRICKIN' MELLOW!"- A friend of Journalist793

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history - Unknown

It takes an intelligent person to act stupid. It takes a stupid person to act intelligent. - my cousin foomzy

"Gordan Ramsay, eat your heart out." -fang, in phoenix fanatic's, diary of a lovesick mutant

Your Natalie side

~You love shopping

~You wear designer clothes

You are a Lucian

~Your fave color is black

~ You are proud

~ You are pretty

~You like threatining people

~You like fancy food

~ You are in love with Dan Cahill

You have a brother

You are 11

You are rich

Total=8

Your Amy side

~ You only like shopping for books

~You like jeans and t-shirts

~You are 14

~You are medium classed

~You prefer the lesser things in life

You have a brother who's a dweeb

You sometimes stutter

You like ok food

You don't have a fave color

You are humble

~ You look pretty,but don't realize it

Total=6

100 Things I Learned From High School Musical

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There’s only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach.
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff.
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It’s hard to believe, that I couldn’t see, you were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards.
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there’s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you’re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you’re heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where’s Gabby’s dad!?
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It’s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi’s house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy’s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you’re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they’ve done.
92) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you’re instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she’s able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie.
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

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Rose Weasley makes a new friend and soon love stirs the air. There's only one itsy bitsy problem. Her family hates his guts. And only because of an old, unjustified grudge. Will Rose be forced to choose between the two?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,936 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 7-8-09 - - Rose W./Scorpius M.7. I Will Not » by The One Called Demetra reviews A perpetual list in increments of ten of things I am not allowed to do to gods, half-bloods, various minor deities, mortals, monsters, magical creatures and nature spirits.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 490 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 9-12-088. MR SPOOF » by xxgldxx reviews A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,089 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 4-2-099. The Killing Queen » by HereLiesTheHero reviews One of twelve siblings, Wyvie Gamble lived an ordinary life in District 7, until the day of the reaping for the 70th Hunger Games. Now that her life has been ripped apart, it's never going back to normal. Even if she can survive the experiance.
Hunger Games - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,443 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 9-12-0910. HIVE Conversations » by Red Fire Divine reviews This is just a bunch of conversations with characters from HIVE that I've been writing for fun at the official website where it has positive reviews and gained popularity. I hope its the same here. Updates will be once a week. I hope you all enjoy!
H.I.V.E. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - - Otto Malpense11. iConfess » by -Seddie-Rulez- reviews After Sam confesses a secret to Carly, Carly decides to do another Win A Date on iCarly with Freddie as the mystery date. Will Sam win, or some one else? Will Sam confess either way? Seddie.
iCarly - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 8-24-09 - - Freddie B./Sam P.12. life is full of surprises » by wowzerss reviews This class, is a new student. Let's give a welcome to Nico Di Angelo. Be nice." the teacher said while looking at me. While my eyes were wide and my mouth dropped. I shook my head and starred at Nico as he sat into the empty seat next to me.Nico&oc R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - - Nico A.13. Mentor Blues » by caffeineconnoisseur reviews A year has passed since the 74th Hunger Games and the Capitol has forgiven Katniss for her rebellious act. But she must now be ready to mentor the next two tributes from District 12, in conjunction with the 75th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,068 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 7-20-0914. Aphrodisiac » by White Replica reviews Oh dear. It seems that there is quite a ruckus in H.I.V.E. Love potions, puberty, what's next?
H.I.V.E. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 8-18-0915. Two Girls and A Guy » by Madeleine421 reviews This is a NataliexDan fanfic...I'm a really huge fan of this couple
39 Clues - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 9-19-0916. A surprise at school » by percabethrules reviews There's a new girl in school...and she's pretty! Who is it? And why does Percy feel like he knows her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-23-09 - - Annabeth C./Percy J.17. New Kids on the Block » by oxkatizzlexo reviews The Cullens are moving... again. It's Renesmee's first time in high school and Jacob comes along. But what happens when Renesmee gets in touch with what high school is really like: friends, boys, snotty girls, teachers? Please read-review! T for language.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,984 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - - Renesmee C./Nessie/Jacob18. Artemis Fowl and the Undercover Operative » by BosBaBe reviews Opal is still at large, and the LEP has reason to believe someone is targeting Artemis at St Bartlebys. They send out a reluctant Holly to deal with the problem. But what she doesn't know, is that something far more sinister awaits her there. A/H & OC/OC
Artemis Fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 9-13-09 - - Holly S./Artemis F.19. DEMIGOD'S GOT TALENT! » by xRainyx reviews What if the PJO characters entered Americas Got Talent? Well folks, I hope your ready 'cause its time for DEMIGOD'S GOT TALENT! Read and REVIEW please! SECOND SEASON HAS STARTED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 7-26-0820. I Think I'm Just Lucky » by Music.Junkie98 reviews Nico di Angelo meets a new demi-god in New York. You know the rest...They go on quests that push them to their limits, and just fight to survive. When old enemeys rise and new ones are born, where is the time for love? Nico/OC Percabeth in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 8-12-09 - - Nico A. - Complete21. Fun with Normalcy » by The Flock's Bud reviews Max and Ella are the new kids in town- both polar opposites of each other. All human! I know I've done this before, kinda, but I got bored! PLEEZ READ! T for occasional cursing. And I just found this out and I'm FURIOUS- MILEY CYRUS stole my title! GROSS
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 9-17-09 - Published: 8-10-0922. Idiocy by withalittlehelpfrommyfriends reviews Annabeth isn't feeling right... Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-17-09 - Published: 9-17-09 - - Annabeth C./Percy J. - Complete23. Making The Difference by Bluestocking Inc. reviews The Best 39 Clues FanFiction' Challenge, Entry 1, Category B; Amy, Dan, Natalie, and Ian have reached the finish line. So who wins? Fame, glory... all that good stuff. But do they really want it? They can't go back... So what do they choose?
39 Clues - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 9-15-0924. The Sickbed of Cuchulain » by Amberle Elessedil reviews A series of stories tracing Artemis and Holly over the course of a lifetime. In this installment: Myles does not believe in Santa, and is rather surprised to find his brother meeting elves under the mistletoe.
Artemis Fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 9-2-09 - - Artemis F./Holly S.25. Live and Let Live » by wrakazama reviews Life has gotten even worse for Leah, and she decides to leave Washington behind. What happens when she imprints and moves to England, and how does the tribe react?
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 8-17-09 - - Leah/Jacob26. Dead Demigods Anonymous by xRainyx reviews If you thought the dead Demigods of PJO have dissapeared forever, think again! They are all about to unwillingly take part in a therapy session to share their feelings! Get ready for all Hades to break loose!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-7-0927. The PJO Gang Harras Telemarketers » by Magical Flying Pie reviews Basically Annabeth, Percy, and Grover harras telemarketers! They also run around going on random adventures as they annoy each other. It's funny story told in Percy's perspective so it also has a lot his random commentary. I hope you like it! Smiley
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 7-28-0928. Unlikely » by Peyton122 and Courageux reviews Let's say there was this girl. She was beautiful, and people kissed the ground she walked on. Let's say there was this guy. He never talked to anyone, and he never planned to. So how did they end up together? It's a long story but let's start, shall we?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 8-4-0929. Fake Love » by Sweetest Wishes reviews It all started by being forced into a fake relationship by their parents, strictly for business purposes. But what happens when Japan's two hottest models accidentally fall in love with the one person they despise most? OOCness MxN RxH cameos by all chars
Gakuen Alice - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - - Mikan S./Natsume H. - Complete30. Artemis Fowl and the Sweet Revenge » by BosBaBe reviews Artemis and Holly are both very confused. They are both shocked by there feelings for one another, and desperately try to hide their emotions. Meanwhile, Opal is still at large and will stop at NOTHING to kill Artemis. Directly after TTP. Serious A/H!
Artemis Fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,981 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - - Artemis F./Holly S. - Complete31. Team 8 » by The New Ace of Spies reviews In Too Deep, there's supposed to be a new team, Team 8. What is this team? Why it's just Amy, Dan and Illeni? Meet the CIA spy who has darker secrets than anyone can imagine. Put in an evil Ian and a grumpy Nellie. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 8-28-0932. A Spark Neglected » by Shakespeare's Lemonade reviews The Cullens and the Hales hate each other, but what happens when Jasper falls for Alice and Esme has a startling secret. Emmett has to asociate with Rosalie, UGH! Edward's troubles with Bella pale in comparison. AU, some vampire, usual pairings.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,897 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - - Emmett/Rosalie33. 50 Ways to Annoy Fang » by the7thflockmember reviews something i wrote because i was extremely bored waiting for my friend Emily, the8thflockmember, to GET OUT OF THE SHOWER! exactly what the title says
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 1-7-09 - - Fang - Complete34. A Rose's Thorns » by troubadour12 reviews The sequel to Bleeding Hearts! Every rose has a thorn, but this rose just has one too many! Will Ian and Amy finally have their romantic ending? Or will it be a 'happily never after' for them?
39 Clues - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 5-17-0935. Co Ed Shopping by BlueWingedKitty reviews “What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 8-1-09 - - Iggy/Max - Complete36. Frostbite » by AnNa2812 reviews CHAPTER 11 UP It's the 54th Hunger Games and Bliss Morgan is chosen. Things get complicated when she falls for District 2's Damien Hunters and also when she finds her sister she's never met in a long time.
Hunger Games - Fiction Rated: T - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,109 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 6-5-0937. 50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY » by the7thflockmember reviews What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF?
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - - Iggy38. Star Cross'd Lovers » by The Green Archer reviews A Rose/Scorpius fanfic I wrote for fun last Christmas. Draco has just discovered his son's secret relationship with Rose Weasley, and is strongly opposed to it. Might continue, might not.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - - Rose W./Scorpius M.39. Artemis, Daughter of Who? » by RowanaCullen reviews What happen when 15 year old Artemis Wright is attacked at high school. Who are these people? They claim they will help her. Story better than summery. Takes place after TLO. Note She is not the Artemis, she is just a kid who has the same name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-11-0940. Snape's Elevator Adventures » by A True Weasley reviews All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - - Severus S. - Complete41. Reunited » by XxSufferxInxSilencexX reviews Six years ago, Max left the Flock. Now, she is assigned a mission that will reunite the Flock together again. But Max is not alone, and she is not the same little 14 year old girl she had once been. Max has changed, what does that mean for the Flock?
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 5-16-0942. Percy Jackson 2: Family History » by AnnabethChase5450 reviews Sequel to Percy Jackson. Keeping the secret from their children becomes harder for Annabeth and Percy when a Cyclops confronts their eldest daughter Sophia. And one more thing: Typhon's back. What will they do? Find out! Rated T for romance and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,571 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 3-18-09 - - Annabeth C./Percy J.43. Lily » by Mo and me reviews A new girl shows up at camp, annoys everyone to death, and makes Nico mad. Then all is forgiven mostly when they find out who her mom is.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 5-28-09 - - Nico A./Percy J.44. Murtagh's Revenge » by F-14 Ace reviews Murtagh swore to make Galby's life a veritable heck for capturing him! Starts with Murtagh's capture. Murtagh and Thron will pull out all the stops to annoy Galbatorix. Rated for language and extreme mischief. Please R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 1-26-07 - - Murtagh/Thorn45. Tell Me a Story: Manfred gets Rickroll'd by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews A short story in which Manfred gets "Rickroll'd" by Charlie and Billy.
Charlie Bone - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete46. Time of My Life » by xxemokid101 reviews Rose and Scorpius meet in first year and become friends. What changed in sixth year, why is it awkward? Why is Hugo extremely strong? Why isn't Albus shy? What does the Malfoys have anything to do with it?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,045 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 8-13-08 - - Scorpius M./Rose W. - Complete47. 51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember » by the indifferent child of earth reviews sequel to 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do. Bella and Jasper write a list of 51 things Emmett must remember. oneshot.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 496 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete48. 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2 » by the indifferent child of earth reviews sequel to 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed to Do & 51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember. Alice, Bella and Rosalie write yet another list. 19. Offically declare the third Saturday of every month Seduce Carlisle Day Be afraid, be very afraid.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 545 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete49. 29 MORE Ways to Annoy, Harass, and Torture Murtagh » by The One Called Demetra reviews The sequel to 29 Ways to Annoy, Harass and Torture Murtagh, or Murty as I refer to him. Join Dem, Em, Sal and Val as they embark on yet another quest to make Murty's life a veritable hell. REWRITTEN.
Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 1-3-08 - - Murtagh - Complete50. Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives » by Amy-Katherine914 reviews Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 11-16-08 - - Max - Complete

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