A crack drabble series challenge, mainly featuring KanaZero: "Did you know, I once dreamt I was a duck?" Zero sighed, massaging his temples, "Did you know, I really don't give a damn?"

In an attempt to ease his loneliness, Kaname adopts a kitten to keep him company. For a pureblood, taking care of a kitten is no sweat until said kitten gets itself into huge trouble, forcing Kaname to take desperate measures and enlist help from a certain grumpy hunter. Yaoi. Zero x Kaname.

Zero's fate is left in the hands of Kaname—due to the danger of Rido searching fervently for any drop of Kuran's blood he can find—and despite Zero trying to keep his distance from the Pureblood it quickly proves to be impossible when he's forced into sharing an accommodation with him. KxZ.

For centuries Kaname Kuran has grieved over the loss of his lover. When fate hands him another chance, will history repeat itself? Kaname/Zero. AU. Reincarnation Fic.

"What is love? In my darkest of times, I was given the answer to my persistent question. " K/Z Romance story

Kaname stared at the boy, and his gaze was drawn to the blood running down his neck. Instinctively, he stretched out a hand, reaching for Zero's face—the skin was so soft…he knew well, after all. It had yielded so easily to his fangs.

"From now on- you belong to me." It was an absolute order. There should have been no feelings between them. As Shiki's soft side shows, Akira begins to feel something for him. But is it Stockholm syndrome? Retell of Shiki's true ending in the game with alterations. WARNING! YAOI/BL Don't like, don't read.

A simple mission overseas turns into a nightmare for Zero when he finds an unwanted addition adorning his ring finger, and he realizes removing it won't be as easy as he thought. Kaname/Zero.

All Zero wanted was a good night's rest. Another ZeroxAidou ficlet boredom thing. Shonen Ai :)

"Run away, you thief." Based off the shower scene in Chapter 6 of the manga...only with a few *ahem* revisions. Of the naughtier nature. Will be multi-chapter! ShikixAkira, Yaoi.

After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Ichigo like to think of himself as a normal kid. Great family, great friends, he just started going to University. Perfectly normal. If ignoring the fact that every day he wakes with cuts and bruies. Talks about death, and similar dark themes. Yaoi.

It's a lie.

The light formed a ring around the words on the gravestone. Bells were ringing, and the choir still sang. It's a year since L died, and Light's gone to visit the grave. Songfic.

As punishment for his insufferable rudeness, Grimmjow is transformed into a harmless house cat by Aizen and thrown into the human world. His predicament only worsens as a certain orange-haired Shinigami stumbles upon him. GrimmxIchi. Rating may go up.

X-Men: First Class fic. It's three years later, but Charles can still feel the sand between his fingers and see the panic in Erik's eyes.

Grimmjow comes to the human world after Orihime is saved; Ichigo gets tangled up in a messy situation, and drags Grimmjow down with him.

At Cross Academy, a secret contest is being waged over who can make Zero laugh, er, smile Zero doesn't laugh . When it seems no one's about to win, the pureblood steps up to the challenge- will he be able to do the impossible? T for cheesy pick up lines

"Did you know that Kaname likes to sleep shirtless some nights?" Zero has been receiving notes about a certain pureblood. But who exactly has been sending them? Kaname x Zero

Kaname is not himself, and Zero can't help but notice the pureblood's distress. Can he admit to himself that he cares? Not-so-implied Kaname/Ichiou abuse.

My take on Light's final moments in the anime. Oneshot

Grimmjow/Ichigo. Grimmjow fought everything, including death, but no action is without a consequence.

After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito

Kaname gets a surprising reaction from Zero after an accidental caress, leading him to think differently about the young hunter. Maybe they are not so different after all. How will their relationship change in reaction to this revelation? ZxKxZ

"Frankly, you were the first normal customer in a while, shopping at such an ungodly hour. That was, before you acted retarded and like a dull-witted imbecile at the register." - Yaoi, GrimmIchi, AU, oneshot

"Are you mentally retarded?" I hear him exclaim from behind me. I spin around on the sofa to look at him, scratching my itchy testicles. "Huh?" GrimmIchi REVIEW

Actually they were supposed to be outside and rip out each others' intestines but that day, they felt like sitting inside and drinking coffee for a change. "Have you been German in your former life?" - oneshot, Yaoi, GrimmIchi

Snow. It's cold to the touch, through and through. Sometimes it's so cold and you endure it for so long that it hurts you. And yet, despite all the pain, you don't want to break away from it. LightxL, major fluff.

If battle with Grimmjow didn't end with Ichigo's victory... Originally planned as one-shot, resulted in four different texts you can see as a whole. Some humour, some serious matters. Slash implied? Not necessarily...

Grimmjow is not happy at the fact that he's been replaced by a cute, furry, little kitten. He will not accept this. GrimmIchi

Sometimes, you don't become aware of the most important things until the morning. Ichigo is no exception. Grimm/Ichi

Ichigo's family should be already accustomed to the fact he brings strange people home...

KainXZero,KanameXZero. Kain knew Kaname was just using Zero as a pawn and killing the pureblood sounded like a good idea. But complications rose when he finds out Zero is in love with the vampire king. COMPLETE

It's taken Kaname a while to realise what's going on; yet it doesn't bother him that he didn't realise earlier.

Wherein Zero is awakened, and Kaname displays his ability for colour co-ordination.

30 ways to annoy Light

-Neji x Hinata- She was not blessed with blindness.

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

Honestly, when Zero heard that Kaname's car was running on empty, he wasn't surprised at his luck. Of course, he didn't expect things to get worse on the walk back. VERY squinty KxZ/ZxK

Kaname, while possibly inebriated, makes an unexpected visit to the Chairman's kitchen one morning while Zero was making breakfast. K/Z. Fluff, crack, and OOC-ness.

Remake of the scene when Zero bit Kaname. Shounen-ai if you wish to see it so. We are in need for more KanameXZero fics... cough. One-shot

My idea on what Ichigo would write in his blog, if he has one. It'd be filled with things he goes through each day, with Grimmjow added to the fun. Ichi's life with added crack and a hacker!Ishida. GrimmIchi.

Yuuki and Yori are enjoying a girls’ night out on Valentine's Day. Kaname arrives with roses and chocolates to take Yuuki out for dinner. Zero arrives with daisies to do the same thing. Fate however, has other plans for the boys. Almost yaoi. COMPLETE.

Kain X Zero Oneshot. Zero went to apologise to Kain for his actions, but Kain isn't just taking a single word for it.

Zero and Aido argue over the right way to peel an orange and end up in a food fight. Everyone gets roped into helping clean it up. Kaname might be more interested in cleaning ZERO up, though. Crack!fic

I hated him. I loved him. I loved f***** him. I hated being with him. I hated f**** him. I loved being with him. I don't really get it either. Grimm/Ichi, Oneshot, AU

Yaoi. KanZe. Each note was always signed with a single letter, and was always exactly what he needed. Zero wondered how Kaname managed it, each and every time.

Yuki's death shatters Zero and Kaname's world, driving them forcefully apart. Torn by guilt and blame but bound by blood, they must either salvage their relationship or face the reality that they will destroy eachother. Can two broken hearts trust again?

Grimmjow and Ichigo's relationship is really simple. This was good, Ichigo didn't really want to complicate it any more than it was. Song fic, GrimmIchi.

Yuuki has asked both Zero and Kaname to make a list for "What You Are Thankful For" for Thanksgiving. Zero has other ideas though... KanameXZero Only inplied.

The ultimate mpreg story. For misumisu. Aizen has the perfect plan to take over the Soul Society, get everyone pregnant and take control when they are in shock. mpreg, yuri, humor,OOC, silliness.

Continue off the manga's Damage, when Ichiru pranked Zero cross-dressing. Zero found out and...? twincest a little, hint of KXZ One-shot

One-shot. Zero barges into the Moon Dorm to confront Kaname at last, and the two have a rather agitated night with consequences that neither of them had expected, as hate escalates into unbridled lust and perhaps something more. ZxK, KxZ. No lemon, sorry.

Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.

A oneshot challenge issued by my friend Julio. I needed to use the line "Listen up now honey, you're gonna be sorry." Implied yaoi. Lmfao. Rated to be safe.

L and Light are stuck together. L needs to shower. Light is getting antsy. Not as funny as it sounds. Blood. LightxL; Angsty.

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

In the heat of desire, it's easy to deceive, even yourself. ItaSaku. Rated M for sexual content.

Kaname and Zero have a fight and Zero storms off, only to end up in deep trouble with a couple of cruel aristocrats who want to teach him his place. Will Kaname listen to what Zero said, or what his heart is saying? Attempted non-con.

Blood between the teeth and lips that brush away the ache.

in the grave yard, in the early morning, he saw a lone figure. and he offered what comfort he could, for the dead who still tried to walk among the living. slight Grimm x Ichi. oneshot.

[Byakuya x Ichigo] I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Ichigo has thought it over real hard. All evidences point to one thing only; that Grimmjow Jaggerjack is in love with him, or so he believes. Hence, he will stop at nothing to shove it to the Espada's face. Oneshot GrimmIchi Yaoi

[Nekozawa x Haruhi] She has never feared the dark.

Grimmjow is seriously convinced that a certain substitute Shinigami is in love with him. After all, he has all the reasons to believe it and a list of proofs to back him up, or so he claims. Oneshot GrimmIchi Yaoi

[Oneshot] [Grimmjow x Ichigo] The two of them would fall, and have nobody but each other to try and catch them. [Rated to be safe.]

[Ichigo] How to save a life properly.

[Kakashi x Sakura] Training was never this fun with the boys.

[Jack x Elizabeth] For a moment, just this moment, she would let herself dream.

[Gaara x Sand Gourd] The only one who's never left him.

[Light x L] Contemplation of the dichotomy of good and evil.

Which would you choose? Love or death? RaitoL, slight AU.

[Gin x Rangiku] She can see him no matter where he stands.

A little scene when Raito asks L out. What was L's reaction? Oneshot and kind of short...Please R&R :D

Rukia wonders what to get for the guy who’s got it all.

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...

Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.

It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.

Rukia's lost and overdosing on sugar, Inoue's clueless, and Ichigo's just...being Ichigo. Oneshot.

An AU where Ichimaru Gin is innocent, and other people aren't. Spoilers for the Soul Society arc.

No one knows when exactly Ryuzaki's birthday falls on, but that doesn't stop everyone from giving him birthday presents, out of innocent well wishes. Or otherwise. Contains spoilers for volume 5