Hey! Vi here...Violet, Vi, Violin...whatever. As long as there's Vi in the name, I'll probably know you're talking to me.

Well, I'm new to FanFiction, and I came for the roleplay. I probably won't be writing anything, at least not for now.

I play violin, as I have for years. I LOVE the instrument :D

Smiley faces are a happy thing.

Well, think that's all, so...I will post more soon!

If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

- Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

- Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter
(somewhere in the distance)
Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

- Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!

- I stalked a death eater and all I got was this lousy potions master!

- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

- I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

- I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

- I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

- I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

- Sirius Black
escaped askaban...
evaded death eaters...
outwitted ministry...
killed by drapery. (NO HE WASN'T, SIRIUS DIDN'T DIE!)

- I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy