Age: old enough

Gendre: Female

The quotes that tells everything about me: "Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.", Don’t follow me, I’m lost too, When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My stories:

What was left behind - abandoned

Come back- done

Bone child - abandoned

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Quotes

"Give me a second while I pull an answer out of thin air." - Cover me by Black Dragon Queen

"I just got lost in thought - it was un familir territory."

Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

"Never give up, never surrender... BANG... never mind!" Blitzwing in Transformers Animated

-De version? Vat kind of version?
-Means for us to blow something up!
-Oh, good! I am liking de version! - Jetfire and Jetstorm in Transformers Animated

Love your enemies... it pisses them off.

Politicians and diapers both need to be changed and for the same reason.

"You write like you speak; I could barely understand a word."

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." Tony Stark from Iron Man

"Roses are red, violets are blue. God made me hot, what the hell happend to you?"

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

The Last thing i want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"Best friends - You fight. I fight.You hurt. I hurt.You cry. I cry. You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat to save your retarded ass."

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies and better dental insurance.

Big shiny things usually cause big problems.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

Its's a Stupid idea, I'll go first

Growing old is manditory. Growing up is optional.

I'm not antisocial, i just don't like you.

"Wedding? I love a wedding. Drinks all round!"

"I'm a Pirate love- Savvy?"

"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy .

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.