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Dear All,

I am QueenKoboi (as you may have guessed). I am a very good friend of Angelofgrace96 (a.k.a. Angela) and I credit her for getting me onto the whole FanFiction thing. I've written one story so far (Two Sides of the Same Coin) which was co-written with her (meaning that I wrote most of it Angela edited it.) I am a HUGE fan of many books (Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings [and The Hobbit] the Inheritance series, Percy Jackson, and Artemis Fowl [just to name a few]) I am, under no circumstances, a Twilight fan (I'm sorry all you Twilight fans out there, but I lost the will to live after the first chapter) and I just don't get what it's all about.

I will write all or most of a story before posting it (heck, I started writing Two Sides of the Same Coin in September 2012 and won't finish until... well... I don't know when I'll finish). So you won't be waiting longer that a week for another chapter.

NOTE: If any of you are wondering what the heck Two Sides of the Same Coin is, it is my Lord Of The Rings fanfic posted on my joint profile with Angie. Our joint pen name is Princess Angela Kate Koboi, if you're interested.


And now for something completely different. Movie and TV show quotes! (Disclaimer: I don't own any of the movies or TV shows quoted here)

"Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy, bad back, you know."

Scar, The Lion King

Edmund Blackadder: "Baldrick, I have a cunning plan."

Baldrick: "Is it as cunning as a fox, what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has now moved on and is now working for the UN in the International High Commission of Cunning Planning?"

Edmund Blackadder: "Yes."

Baldrick: "Ohhh! That's cunning."

Edmund Blackadder and S. Baldrick, Blackadder: Back And Forth

"Me, I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Or what?! What will you do?! I'm already in hell!"

Queen Persephone, Percy Jackson And The LightningThief

"Don't talk out loud, Anderson. You lower the IQ of the whole street."

Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock (A Study In Pink)

"We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on."

Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock (A Scandal In Belgravia)


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. (Like actually reading real books! Oh the horror!) I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. (I don't even have Facebook!) I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I have NEVER been asked out.) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions (If only more people would listen to me), who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Kira Regulus Black, Inocencia, Fenwickg, QueenKoboi


You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hoped for a Hogwarts letter the day you turned eleven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if One Direction said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your pants off.

If you hate One Direction and Justin Bieber as much as I do (as in, runs screaming from the room whenever someone even dares mention them, let alone play their songs), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (and I am addicted to chocolate), copy this into your profile.

If you hate reality shows and think that most of what's on TV nowadays is absolute rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're over the age of 13 and still love Disney movies, copy and a paste this into your profile.

If you love Bond films as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely loathe the spellchecker function on the iPad/iPod/iPhone/whatever iDevice you have, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is a creep, copy and paste this into your profile.


Geography Lesson: The Bermuda Triangle is actually called the Sea of Monsters and conceals the entrance to various worlds, including: Middle Earth, Muddle Earth, Alagësia, Narnia and a random island called Middle Tortualagësinarnia which is owned by me, Angela and our friends: Scratch, The Draxie and Syletah.

History lesson: The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Barney showed up and they all committed suicide.

English Lesson: If Shakespeare had died as an infant, we wouldn't have to study his plays (-shouts- Can someone get me the Doctor's phone number?)

Science Lesson: Mentos plus enormous bottle of Diet Coke = explosion... and a huge mess...

Drama Lesson: Never mention the word "MacBeth" around actors.

Maths Lesson: Contrary to popular belief, one plus one does not equal two.

Sport Lesson: Australian Rules Football is overrated.

Cooking Lesson: Do not attempt to recreate any recipes from Heston Blumenthal's Heston's Feasts. Doing so will result in a huge mess and possibly an explosion of some kind.


And now for a little, true, story of these modern days when Apple is taking over the world...

One day at school, Opal and Angela were sitting in the classroom with their friend, MishFish. The teacher had left the classroom for a cup of tea (our class was really a rowdy bunch) and something dreadful had happened. There was no wifi.

Angela had forgotten about the lack of Internet, temporarily, and suggested that she and Opal email their friends in the year below them.

"How are you going to do that?" asked MishFish. "Unless Miss Koboi here can magically fix the network without going all the way over to the tech guys, we don't have wifi."

"Can you do that, Miss Koboi?" asked Angela.

Opal shook her head.

"Sorry but no," she said. "I actually haven't the faintest idea about how the wifi network actually works. I just use it."

"So then how are you going to email the Draxie, Scratch and Syletah?" asked MishFish.

"I know!" cried Angela, earning stares from half the class. "I'll use my iHat! It comes with 3G!"

Opal and MishFish facepalmed in unison.

(NOTE: I am not kidding. This has actually happened. I think it was last year...)


So now, we come to the bitter end. Congratulations if you actually read this far. I hope you enjoyed reading my profile and also enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoy writing them.

QueenKoboi

(P.S. For those of you who have read Two Sides of the Same Coin, I am going to write a prequel to it explaining exactly how Alanna got injured, but that won't be posted until Two Sides of the Same Coin is finished, so not for a while)

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When three worlds collide by BitterStrength reviews
The Pevensie children of Narnia find themselves on the slopes of the Dwimorberg, and just a few seconds later, Arya, Eragon and Saphira, who had just started their attack on the keep of Feinster, appear before them. But to top it all off, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas, who try to get the King of the Dead to fight for the survival of Gondor, arrive. Will they save the world?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,820 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Eragon S., Arya
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Shadow War by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
As Iãgaw slowly and maliciously destroys Arda, Legolas and the Fellowship head to Rhun in a desperate search for the only things that can slay the demon: the Black Weapons. Meanwhile, Thranduil and his allies struggle to hold the Darkness back, a war unlike any other rising up to drown the world in chaos. All the while dangerous new enemies hunt them from the shadows. HIATUS. Sorry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,433 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
I Hear Him Scream by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup is the first Viking to shoot down a Night Fury. Unfortunately, his incredible accomplishment has terrible consequences: becoming the beast itself. Surviving as a Viking is hard enough...is it even possible as a creature hated and feared by humans and dragons alike? Dragon!Hiccup. THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL: Echoed Songs!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 321,492 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Empire by luckyponygirl reviews
*Sequel to Zoe* Zoe has come a long way since her arrival in Alagaesia. She has found friendship and even, most surprising, love in the most unexpected of places. However, the battle for Alagaesia and control of all worlds is only beginning. Caught at the heart of this fight Zoe finds herself walking a fine line between who she used to be, what she has become and what she must be.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,252 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Eragon S., OC
Zoe by luckyponygirl reviews
Zoe is thrust into the violent and tumultuous world of Alagaesia. Can a modern girl survive? Along the way she will discover who she really is and she just might change everything.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 512,727 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Eragon S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7030 - Favs: 13,805 - Follows: 11,276 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
3 Doctors, 9 Companions, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by CaitlinJ1021 reviews
As the fabric of the universe crumbles, the TARDIS crew over 300 years are pulled back to the ship and are forced to live in close quarters and get along while going on daily, episodic adventures in between the domesticity. Stars Nine, Ten, Eleven, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara and later Jenny, Tentoo, Oswin Oswald and Adam Mitchell. [Improves With Age]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 500 - Words: 906,395 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
At the Edge of Silence by Amaryillis reviews
Third in a Series. Devastated by the events at Canary Wharf, The Doctor and Amy are barely keeping it together when they take on new Companion Martha Jones. But new and old enemies lurk in the shadows and the Master has an ace up his sleeve. As the Earth threatens to fall to pieces a race begins to either save Rory, or save the world. Series 3 AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,409 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 10th Doctor, Martha J.
Time Travel and TV by The Potters of the Future reviews
Merlin, Gaius, the knights of the roundtable and Gwen gather to watch Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 360,645 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
AC3 Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] Desmond has at last reached the precursor site, and now he must dig through the memories of Ratonhnhake:ton to find the key to open the door. What lies beyond, only Juno can say. Rated for period language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 416,564 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Connor K., Desmond M. - Complete
Revenge of the Silmaril Jewels by Xanabell reviews
The Sequel to What The! When Thranduil finds one of the Silmaril jewels, Xana, Nix, Courtney, Crystal and Miki are thrown back together with the Fellowship as they try to find all the jewels before Melkor does. There are far older evils in Middle Earth than Sauron. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B., Legolas, Haldir
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 7,980 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
And the Days That Never Came by Amaryillis reviews
Sequel. Giving up her biggest chance to find Rory, Amy is now stuck searching with a brand new Doctor. But something is wrong, and the timelines are cracking. But this is something from her past? Or something new altogether? AU S2 Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 190,642 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 7,150 - Follows: 7,808 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Double Jeopardy by Ruairi J.L reviews
Harry. Eragon. Murtagh. These are the best chances of victory against the despot Galbatorix, together with the dragons they tame. With Brom's training in their heads and fire in their hearts, is there any greater force within the land of Alagaësia? The king decides to argue his case, and the war they wage is devastating. And can Harry ever find a way home, or is he home at last?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 233,334 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Two Sides Of The Same Coin by Princess Angela Kate Koboi reviews
Not-so-Typical Lord-of-the-Rings story with a twist! Includes a pretty awesome OC, inventive cursing and MPD. WILL NOT BE ABANDONED! Legolas/Alanna(OC) Beware the rabid Disclaimers, they will come back to eat you! Seriously, enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Legolas, Elf
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 5,977 - Follows: 4,967 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
An Unexpected Invasion of the Insanity Squad by Princess Angela Kate Koboi reviews
First in the Insanity Squad Saga. When six girls arrive in Middle Earth, they don't know what to think. Thankfully, when there are quests to go on and dragons to slay, there's no time for thinking! No Mary Sues, and a hopefully original take on a very overused idea. Also posted under my AngelofGrace96 account. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Bilbo B.
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Secret of Frost and Moon by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
When death turns out not to be the end, you can't help but ask for what purpose you were brought back... What differences would it make, to remember your past right from the begining? To learn your purpose, piece by piece, right from the start? How would that change the life, future, and secrets of the Spirit of Winter; Jack Frost?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 130 - Words: 499,493 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
AC Revelations Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond, locked away in his own mind and plugged into the Animus, continues to relive the memories of Ezio in order to piece his broken psyche back together. Rated as always for Desmond's language, Ezio's amorous adventures, and all the blood inherent with being an assassin.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 220,360 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A. - Complete
RulesGuidelines to Living with LOTR and POTC by JediAvenger9 reviews
It's just what the title says, the rules and guidelines for living with LOTR and POTC characters. Prepare to laugh. 8-D Rating: K just in case
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,522 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Special Gifts by Tibki reviews
Everyone in the world is born with a Special Gift; something that makes them unique, that makes them feel worthy and makes them worth keeping in a tribe. Hiccup thinks he knows what his Special Gifts are; he was born with them, after all. But is he right? -AR, retelling. Not the sci-fi-esque story this summary implies. Complete as of the thrice-updated epilogue; revision's hard.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,789 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Stoick, Astrid - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,454 - Follows: 7,921 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
I'm going on an Adventure! Again by Nithul reviews
'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
What Not To Do At Asgard! by NinjaWithImagination reviews
My little list of things I'm not allowed to do at Asgard... heh... it wasn't titled 'What To Do At Asgard' before, what? READ IT. REVIEW AND REMEMBER TO CITE!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2014
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Raising Amelia by Twofer reviews
Five Minutes turned into twelve years, and what happens next could change everything. A continuation of 'Five Minutes'. The Doctor has little Amelia...now what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 460,357 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Pain That No One Knows by RachelSkywalker01 reviews
In the final battle against the Dark Lord Sauron, there were 10 members in The Fellowship of the Ring, one a elven ranger by the name of Rain. This is her story, and how she fought for the freedom of two worlds, Middle Earth and Narnia. LegolasxOC
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Legolas, Aslan
Little Sister by trillion42 reviews
Fem!Merlin. A series of one-shots when Merlin is the knights' and Arthur's "little sister." Based off my one-shot "She's Our Little Sister!" No slash, but fluff. Mostly will be humor, with some angst and h/c on the side. Will be updated regularly (hopefully). Featuring Gwaine, Leon, Percival, Elyan, and Arthur acting like older brothers!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,977 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine, Leon
Stay by Rosa Cotton reviews
Gloin has a change of heart concerning his son's friendship with Prince Legolas. Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Legolas, Gimli, Glóin - Complete
The Star Filled Waters by Amaryillis reviews
Everybody has their secrets, and Clara's Grandmother's would only be told by whispers of time standing still, and a ring on her finger. SPOILERS FOR TOTD. Slight Whouffle. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
It's Been a While by Valerie E. Mackin reviews
Rose returns from the parallel world to warn the Doctor of the cracks in all of time and space. Unfortunately, she arrives earlier than she intends & far later than the Doctor realizes. An adventure with Rose & the Doctor, with a few surprises, some new/old friends, and an unexpected enemy or two. Set between "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "The Bells of Saint John." AU from there.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,242 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3517 - Favs: 6,693 - Follows: 7,156 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
All The Stories We Never Told by Amaryillis reviews
Touched by an Angel, Amy Pond was certain that her life with the Doctor was over. But when she wakes up in the basement of Hendrix's department store, which has been overrun by walking shop dummies, she starts to understand that her life might not be as linear as she thought. And where exactly is Rory? AU S1 Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory, Jack/Everybody
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 170,244 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Thank You by AlexandraJoyR reviews
Lestrade's reaction to the news about Sherlock's death. He doesn't take it very well. Lestrade blames himself for driving Sherlock to suicide, and the guilt crushes him. He never even got a chance to apologize to Sherlock for everything he did - and didn't do. Now includes the reunion scene.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
AC Brotherhood Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond continues his journey to being an Assassin and slowly going insane while reliving his ancestor Ezio as Ezio's worlds crumbles under his feet. Rated for Desmond's language, overall violence, and of course a certain amorous encounter at the beginning of the game.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 249,955 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Power of Deception by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
In which John intends to have a quiet evening and watch a film, Sherlock completely disturbs his peace and cannot stop commenting, in which there are comparisons to fictive characters and John finally deduces something. /One-shot, crack. Written just for fun, not in the least serious.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock- Not The First Avenger (More of a Gatecrasher) by Sherlockreader reviews
Sherlock and John (mostly Sherlock) sneek into SHEILD HQ and get all caught up in the fray. (It's finished! sequel now up!)
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Fire and Ice by RowanGreenwood reviews
The story of Elwyn, the headstrong, fiery-tempered daughter of Lord Elrond and her struggle to prove herself as she joins the Fellowship on their quest to Mount Doom. Elwyn expects nothing more than battles and bloodshed, but what will happen when she sparks the interest of a certain blond Elf? Eventual LegolasxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,878 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Legolas, Elf
Jackson? by candycanelila reviews
Thor Odinson was confused. His friend, Jokul Frosti, better known as Jack Frost, has just told him that his real name is Jackson. "Jackson? Was your father also named Jack?" Crack!Fic. No pairings, just for fun. Also on Wattpad.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Thor, Jack Frost - Complete
Search and Destroy by INMH reviews
Arthur is suspicious, Morgana is good at lying, and Merlin is good at finding good hiding places. A little too good, in this case.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Arthur, Morgana, Merlin - Complete
What The! by Xanabell reviews
This is a typical "Fellowship fall into my lounge room" story. What will happen when four girls get thrown into Middle Earth. How much of an effect on the plot will they have. My first fanfiction, be nice. Please R&R. PS I drew the cover image!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Meriadoc B., Boromir, Legolas, Haldir - Complete
There and Back by chappysmom reviews
"We need you to help us slay a dragon, Dr Watson. Mr Gandalf assures us you are ideally suited for our purposes." "A dragon?" John asked. "The ones in the zoo don't seem particularly threatening." Thorn gave him a wry smile. "A metaphorical dragon, doctor. One named Moriarty. Perhaps you've heard of him?"
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,838 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
A Moose's Tale by Bronze Cat reviews
Lord Aras, most noble steed of King Thranduil of Mirkwood, recounts the night when Smaug came to Erebor. Crack!fic written on a caffeine high!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Child Again by Midnight1234 reviews
Eragon is transformed into a child overnight by unknown reasons. Arya, Orik, Saphira, Angela, and Solembum must take care of the two year-old toddler, but things become hectic when Murtagh is somehow changed into one too.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Eragon S. - Complete
Curiosity killed the Cat by AngelofGrace96 reviews
Jack is at the North Pole. and he is bored. A bored Jack is NOT someone you want to deal with. He goes off on an adventure, and what happens? He drinks a mystery liquid. Shame on you, Jack! This will be JackFrost/BabyTooth pairing. Please review!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Baby Tooth - Complete
The War Of Light And Shadow by Freddie23 reviews
In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 517,950 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
She's Our Little Sister! by trillion42 reviews
Fem!Merlin. Merdred. Arthur and the knights find out Merlin is seeing a knight. But who is it? And is he worthy of thier "little sister?" (The plot bunnies made me do it...)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
AC2 Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond is freed from Abstergo, but his responsibilities as an Assassin have only just started. Now he has to learn how to be one through an ancestor named Ezio Auditore. Rated for language and Ezio's amorous adventures.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 254,053 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
M is for Mummy by CeffylDrwg reviews
James Bond finds a strange surprise when he visits M's home. No Slash/Pairings, just three Holmes brothers and a very confused Spy. Post Reichenbach and Post Skyfall
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
As the Skies Open by Rays of Color reviews
AS THE SKIES OPEN IS NOW COMPLETE! Hiccup adjusts to her new life, but there is a little more in store for her than she realized... A retelling of the HTTYD story, but with a female Hiccup. Meant to explore some 'missed' scenes, and give more insight into various characters. Sticks to story line, but is different enough to be fresh. NOT a summary of the movie. THANK YOU GUYS! :)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,443 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Feline and Canine by foxboxtango97 reviews
Sherlock and John are both shapeshifters. They begin appearing at the crime scenes in their animal forms, and it all descends to hell from there. With Moriarty on the loose, Anderson being an idiot as normal and a slightly mad and definitely inappropriate 'house guest' that drives both of them insane, what could possibly go wrong? (Mild innuendo, but nothing serious)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,636 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Fellowship by Michael Weyer reviews
One year after coming back from the wardrobe, the children are called to a different land and the quest to destroy a dark Ring. Narnia/LOTR crossover. Now Completed.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,064 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Help, I Need Somebody by IzzyDelta reviews
John and Sherlock investigate a case with disastrous consequences. They become toddlers! Sometimes life is more adventurous and scary when you're 3 years old. Warnings: Mycroft has a heart, Soppy Donovan, Papa Greg. DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 79,355 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baker Street Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sequel to The Irregulars. The Irregulars continue to baffle and amaze the police force on London under the watchful eye of Sherlock. London's strangest family continues to live, laugh and cry together. Mixture of Genres
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,513 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Journey with the Returning King by Bonnie Celt reviews
Third and last part of my LOTR trilogy. Aurora is back and helping her Middle-Earth friends to defeat Sauron and his minions and destroy the One Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16331 - Favs: 10,790 - Follows: 9,400 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
Fellowship Game Night by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Oneshot. The Fellowship all gather in Rivendell for their monthly game night, but there's a reason no one wanted to invite Gandalf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Return of the Dragon Riders by Estrid2006 reviews
this is the last book of the Fellowship of the Egg trilogy! please read and leave a review!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Peregrin T., Eragon S.
The Return of the Dragon Riders, The last chapters by Ocadioan reviews
This is the last 11 chapters of The fellowship of the egg trilogy, meaning that you have to have read those before reading this. The fellowship of the egg was written pre-Brisingr, but the author stopped it halfway trough the last part.Update every 2 days
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
To Torment a Ranger by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
When Halt arrives home one evening to find Will high as a kite on candy given to him by a mysterious stranger, what will he do? Can he cure Will and find the stranger to punish her? And what's with the cookie-shaped bunny rabbits? Rated for mindless humor
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Halt, Will
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Assassin's Creed Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond wakes up a captive of some strange lab experiment looking through these strange memories of an ancestor of his named Altair ibn La-Ahad. Rated for Desmond's mouth and Altair's violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,195 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Guidelines for Living With LOTR and POTC by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
Lucy has decided to leave some rules for people to follow in case they wind up in similar situations as her and May. By Lindsey ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Dumb Things that Got Said at The Council of Elrond by fringeperson reviews
...And what someone should have said or done, but no one did. In this case, that someone will be Jenn. oneshot. complete. don't own. self-insert/original character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Love will find a way by HermiHugs reviews
My idea of how Harry Potter's sixth year should have happened. With Hermione by his side, he trains in advanced battle transfiguration, charms and dueling. Story contains most of the events depicted in Half Blood Prince with my own twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,303 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Journey to the Two Towers by Bonnie Celt reviews
Sequel to Journey with the Fellowship. Now that Aurora is dead and the Fellowship is split, what will happed to Middle-Earth?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Journey with the Fellowship by Bonnie Celt reviews
The night after watching the first half of the Fellowship of the Ring, Aurora falls asleep thinking about it. Upon waking, she finds herself on Caradhras with the Fellowship. What will happen when she is forced to join them on their quest?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Boromir - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Five Minutes by Twofer reviews
In 900 years he'd never kidnapped anyone, not technically, Ian and Barbara didn't count they weren't kids.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Holy Grail that Isn't Quite by 3466-0402 reviews
Merlin/Monty Python crossover. Or really, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Merlin style. Arthur searches for knights and Merlin finds a coconut. Hunith is in cahoots with the Great Dragon and often joins him for tea. Hinted Arthur/Merlin
Crossover - Monty Python & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Merlin
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4235 - Favs: 10,610 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings by VampireApple reviews
"Wizards make glue." "Harry, why are you sending love letters to Voldemort?" "James, explain why my son is covered in chocolate syrup." "Do not make me break out my flying monkeys!" "Why does that idiot get a harem?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Soul Stealing Sneezes by VampireApple reviews
The Slytherins are convinced Hermione is going to take over the world. She decides that's not such a bad idea. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Alagaesia's Legacy by Marauder no. Five reviews
One Boy...One Dragon...Some Other People...A World Of Adventure. A modern day girl finds herself in the middle of a favourite book. What's a girl to do? Romance, Adventure, Psychotic dictator bent on world domination. You won't want to put it down. M/OC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,702 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh
True Face of Courage by FirstMate reviews
A young Aragorn learns a lesson on the real meaning of courage during a journey underground to find his missing brother.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,440 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
A New Fellowship of the Ring by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Faramir has a dream of Boromir's death by the Uruk-Hai. In a desperate attempt to save him he take his place at the council of Elrond. A look at what LOTR would have been like if Faramir was a member of the fellowship instead of Boromir. Now Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 101,639 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Faramir - Complete
My Rider by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
How to train your dragon, told in Toothless's point of view. A detailed retelling of the story, including parts missed by the film itself. :Story is better than the summary: Rated T for later chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,110 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Toothless - Complete
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by Moczo reviews
Aziraphale teaches Crowley a valuable lesson: just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Rules for the Tiggular Household by deeplyshallow reviews
Because with Elphaba's stubbornness and Fiyero's... lack of morals this family really needs some... Winner of 1st Place 2010 Greg Award for Most Humourous
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9414 - Favs: 24,160 - Follows: 9,599 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Randomness and Idiocy by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
What would happen if the characters from the movie and the characters from the books met each other? Warning: Even the book characters are rather OOC. People talk like 21-century people. Featuring cameos from Ranger's Apprentice and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Eragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,838 - Follows: 6,625 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Greek Gods and Fairies by aretiredfowl reviews
Opal Koboi and Kronos start working together, forming a deadly combination. Percy, Annabeth, Holly, and Artemis must band together to save the world. Again. But, with their combined luck and hormones, complications ensue.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,253 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Percy J. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,319 - Follows: 1,999 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
21 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Jedi turned Sith turned Jedi again! Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Tolkien's Genre by schaferdramaqueen reviews
X-OVER with LOTR, Inheritance Cycle, and Harry Potter. I OWN NOTHING. Useless drivel, supposed to be funny. Book-verse, except for a FEW parts of LOTR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blades of Eru by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
As Legolas flees from the orcs that killed his patrol, he stumbles onto a cave that drops him into the land of Narnia. What is his purpose here, and why does Jadis desire his death so badly?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,102 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Legolas, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
The Two Battles by Estrid2006 reviews
this is my sequel to The Fellowship of the Egg where the Fellowship was sent to Alagaseia and one of them became a Dragon Rider! The story continues with "The Return of the Dragon Riders"! Check it out!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee by princesircastic reviews
The old Chief, Ashton, had a good reason for banning Barda from coffee. It's just bad luck for everyone else that he never wrote that reason down.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Barda - Complete
Fellowship of the Egg by Estrid2006 reviews
crossover of Eragon and LOTR. When Saruman sends the Fellowship to Alagaesia using the Ancient Language, they find themselves with a suprise. one of the Fellowship is the new Dragon Rider! FINISHED! Sequel is called the Two Battles!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Morndel by Nieriel Raina reviews
Gimli finds himself in a most unlikely location thanks to Eldarion's gift from the Haradrim Ambassador, much to Legolas's amusement. 1ST PLACE May 2007 Teitho Contest; 1ST PLACE 2007 MC Awards Best Friendship. Undying Friendship Series. Year 14 Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Gimli, Eldarion - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10989 - Favs: 19,518 - Follows: 6,435 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 5,690 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
For the Love of the Lord of the White Tree by Legolass Q reviews
COMPLETE. Winner of MC Award for Story of the Year. The greatest of kings is overwhelmed by the weight of responsibility and the greatest of friendships is threatened by an unexpected challenge emerging from the shadows of the past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,460 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Curiosity Killed The Cat by Roz reviews
Legolas takes Estel out on a simple hunting trip but Estel’s devious curiosity gets the better of him and he makes a simple mistake that could easily cost him his life. As things go from bad to worse, it’s a race against time to save the Edain child.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tempus Edax Rerum by Mirrordance reviews
Concluded! The Fellowship of the Ring runs across a time-traveling Legolas of the future whose mission is, strangely, to keep them from succeeding…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn