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Joined 10-15-10, id: 2577218, Profile Updated: 11-01-10

HIYA EVERYONE!!!

My name is KETSUEKI (not a real name offcourse)

I can be incredibly random,

I act as if I'm high on a regular basis,

and I was most likely dropped on my head as a child.

People call me crazy, but, hey,

aren't we all?

Well, I will tell ya one thing...

I Am Absolutely, Positively, Completely, Quite Obviously... In Love With NARUTO UZUMAKI. (which I am damn proud to say)

-x-X-x-

THE DEEPEST DARKEST REASON WHY I CHOOSE TO HAVE A FANFICTION...

Well, I never really was Interested in writing fictions and I usually thought it was a waste if time. Ya, and now I have to re-think again. But, then again I am only gonna read stories not write one hahahahahahahaha(SMACK)..."ITAI...ONEE-CHAN why did u hit me..." "GET OFF THE BED LAZY ASS AND WRITE A DAMN STORY ABOUT ME AND SASUKE-KUN..." "But I don't wanna..." "If u don't then I will burn ur Naruto CD's hahahahaha(evil laugh)" "NO...I will do anything pls don't burn it..." I was hopless that time..."Then get back to work BRAT..." "ROGER..." HEHEHEHEHEHE...she thinks I will be a good girl and write about her and Sasuke-kun(-shiver-) . Well, she is wrong 1st I don't follow RULES and 2nd I never listen her 3rd I never really worried about the CD's anyway cause I lend it to my frend's hahahahahahahah(eck) "Damn I swallowed a bug..."

But I was wrong she got the disc...HOW???...I don't know...

Well a short Introduction about myself-

Name- read it, it's at the top (Upper name is n't my real name and I'll never tell you my real name muhahahaha!!)

Gender-Female

Apperance- I don't think I spelled that right, anyways, I have reddish-brown hair and evil black eyes, thats all you need to know.

Age- 15 got a problem

Height- I'm not totally sure, I think 5'4 or 5'3(?)WTH it's not like I am small...or maybe am I...

Weight- hahahahahahahaGET LOST...

Adress- WTH??? I don't wanna give to the likes of YOU.

Likes: Candy, Cookies, MONEY(damn ya), Naruto(who wouldn't), Travelling(and that''s how I ended in NEPAL), eating(to survive) and 2000 more...

Dislikes:NARUTO-haters(I'll burn em' down), ASSHOLES, slutty-bitches, Evil siblings(like my sister) and 4000 more...

Occupation- Ruler of all mankind and be the god of the NEW world...(I am having death note tantrum)

Dream: WORLD DOMINATION...HAHAHAHAHAHA(From shugo chara's young prince hatori tadase...)

Relationship- ...Single AND heck I'm proud of it...


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRING'S

NaruSaku

PeinSaku/NagaSaku

MadaSaku,

YahiSaku,

HidaSaku,

ItaSaku,

DeiSaku,

SasoSaku,

AkatSaku,

SasuSaku,

NejiSaku,

KibaSaku,

GaaSaku,

KankSaku,

ShikaSaku,

IzuSaku,

KotetSaku,

GenSaku,

HayaSaku

KibaSaku

Well, lets just say Sakura Harem and others pair I may like in Naruto

ChoIno,(hahahahaha I'M laughing my ass offf)

NejiTen,

ShikaTema,

NaruHina,

KakaAnko,

AsumKuri

konanpein

It's just happened that sakura strated to become one of my favorite...I love to tell ya about my other pairings but it's damn too troublesome to write.


I just got this from someone's page...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

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Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,166 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Tomboy to Princess by Princess Kairi98 reviews
Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,051 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H.
Esoteric by ArcanaCharlee reviews
All Haruno Sakura wanted was to be useful. Years of training with one of the legendary Sannins gave her that power but then her world torn in two and she suddenly faces a change that can destory everything she holds dear to her. Naruto and Death Note crossover Sakura/L with minor Saku/Near and Saku/Sasu
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Sakura H., L, Naomi M. - Complete
Lovely Monsters by doodlebug720 reviews
Sakura, an abused teenager, stumbles upon an old house full of powerful escaped expiraments. What will happen when the government, her father, and plain old teenage romance gets involved? MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,027 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H.
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Lazy Blossom by Sweet Cherryblossom chan reviews
Can Life be so Boring after You have been stuck as the leader of an at most ridiculous group with love sicking boys fallowing you and a great secret that keeps on hunting you? And what's worse is you're lazy as an ass to even care about it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Irony, Thy Name is Sakura by Gin-inu reviews
Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H.
The Prelude by tweetybaby2 reviews
A 4 years old Haruno Sakura ends up in the death note world after an incident. How does this effect L, Matt, Mello, Near and BB's childhoods when she enters Wammy's? "Hey! Strawberry panties girl!" Death Note Naruto crossover Pairings; SakuraxEveryone
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,351 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sakura H.
Knights in Shining Armor by Tsuki479 reviews
Sakura's cousin, Karin, has her everything- her love, friends and parents trust. But when she had nothing, she met some weird people that made her world upsidedown. HIGHSCHOOL FIC. / Sakucentric / Sakura centric / Sakura Multiple / Sakumultiple /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sakura H.
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
Tainted Demon Eyes by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Just what would have happened if Naruto weren’t the one to have the ninetails sealed within him, but someone else? And what if the role switching didn’t end there…? Just how different will the Hidden Leaf be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,113 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Sakura H.