Hello, fellow trash :)

I hope you are well and happy- if not, please accept my e-hug x

As you can probably tell, I am complete utter trash, but I embrace that.

I make up a tiny minority of pansexual, pancreatically challenged folks, who are all AWESOME, may I add, and my name is Alaina. (Should I have said that earlier? Probably. Ah well).

I own a cat called Queenie, and am in a choir, vocal ensemble and a drama troupe- no wonder I have stress, eh?!

But hey, that's enough about me- let's move onto the fandoms and...the ships. Brace thyself.

I prefer to write one shots as I have a lot on right now and don't have enough skill/ time to write multi-chapters.

WILL TAKE PROMPTS AND HEADCANONS AND WRITE IF I LIKEY.

My fanfics are generally crack, angst or smut. There is no in between. I'm going to Hell for it but hey.

Anime/Manga:

(fairly new, as I have only seen Attack on Titan, but holy heck it's amazing)

Attack on Titan:

Jeanmarco. Once again, Jeanmarco- this is my AoT OTP- these two gay cuties have utterly destroyed my life. The thing that happens in Episode 13 literally smashed my heart into smithereens and poured it down the drain. So I often write as if it never happened, because I have that happy power.

Levi/ Eren- YES I KNOW IT'S HELLA PROBLEMATIC. But I feel that the two compliment each other in such a unique way, and do deserve each other (and Levi is so tiny he basically passes as a teen).

Connie/ Sasha- They is too cute- I think they are just a wee bit canon, and that makes me happy.

Bertholdt/ Reiner- Won't go into too much detail for those who don't know the manga, but they are AoT's Ernie and Bert and I Ain't hearing otherwise.

Books:

Harry Potter:

DRARRY. AND DRARRY. AND MORE DRARRY. Did I mention that I am Drarry trash? Do I need to?

Wolfstar (Remus/ Sirius)- WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS NOT CANON? I love Tonks, but did they need to pair her off? Really?

Ginny/ Luna- Not too common, but too cute all the same.

Dobby/ Winky- :)

The Hobbit (that destroyed me emotionally):

Bagginshield- They just fit together like a jigsaw and they can make me smile and cry at the same time- so freaking beautiful...ah...

Thorinduil (Thorin, Thranduil)- So. Hot. I. Am. On. Freaking. Fire.

Divergent:

So this ship is definitely not canon and really uncommon but Eric/ Tobias forever. It just happened- but imagine it...

Plays:

The Shakespeares (because Alaina is a massive nerd):

Romeo and Juliet: Benvolio/ Mercutio- C'mon, they're canon, just admit it.

Tybalt/ Mercutio- Damn. So much hotness and smexiness. I love my dead, gay sons so much.

Hamlet- Horatio/ Hamlet- To gay or not to gay. No question. GAY.

Twelfth Night- Orsino/ Cesario or Viola- Awww.

Antonio/ Sebastian- STILL ANNOYED THAT THIS WASN'T CANON.

Othello- Othello/ Iago- yes, he's twisted and evil but I ship him and Othello. Iago is just a jealous bitch really.

Musicals: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Les Miserables:

Enjoltaire- Who doesn't ship them, I should ask?

Jehan/ Montparnasse- Oh, the hotness, the hot hot HOT hotness

Coufeyrac/ Combeferre- Thank Tumblr for that one

Phantom of the Opera:

Christine/ Raoul- I don't hate E/C, but it just doesn't appeal to me. Depends on the Raoul really- If he's just a wimp, then no.

Erik/ The Persian- Wishing he was in the musical, knowing that he'd be so cool...

CATS:

Tugger/ Misto- Yep.

Munkustrap/ Alonzo- They're adorable, c'mon!

Bomba/ Demeter- I know, but I still ship.

Mungo/ Teazer- My personal view, but I understand those who view them as siblings.

Jemima/ Pouncival- awwwwwww...

Wicked:

GELPHIE FTW. That is all, thank you.

RENT:

Mark/ Roger- Bro goals much.

Collins/ Angel- I CRY EVERY TIME (and I didn't even cry at Les Mis). Love 'em so much.

Joanne/ Maureen- Who doesn't love these problematic lesbian, I should ask?

Hamilton:

Laurens/ Hamilton- Look. It's all there in the homoerotic subtext.

Jeffmads- Blushes.

Heathers:

RAM/KURT- We all ship them somehow, don't we?

Veronica/ Chandler- Yes, please.

TV Shows:

Sherlock:

Sheriarty- Oh god yes. Yes.

Johnlock- It is cute, I must admit.

Mystrade- THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IN THE ABOMINABLE BRIDE. IT HAS BEEN PROVEN (nearly).

Molly/ Irene- It makes me happy, ok? Don't judge, people.

Robin Hood:

Robin/ Guy- Ack. Feels. Now I is hurted.

Films:

Pirates of the Caribbean:

SPARRINGTON- Just read some fanfics and you will understand.

Marvel:

STUCKY- SO BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA CRY.

Stony- Such a good match. They is perfect.

Thorki- Please don't kill me they're just so hot and angsty and I CAN'T!

Brony- Best bromance ever, just saying

Clintasha- Awwww...

Thanks for reading0 that's all for now, folks :)