A few things about myself :)

Sex: Female

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Blue {though my friends say theres a hint of gold if you look close enough}

Age: I am 21 XD {april 93 }

Favorite type of stories: I am a lover of yoai {I just cant help it }

Pairings i love to read about: harryXtom, harryXsnake, sasunaru/narusasu, dark narusasu(when written good), (same with) narukosasu, minafuga, itakyuu, shinokiba, gaalee, shikakiba, deisaso, shuyuki, agitoikki, zenshira, aniskaede, lightL, guiprince, fumkazu, yoshgen, soubritsu, misausui, akirashiro, ryomaxkeigo (royal pair), ryosyuu (thrill pair), kikuoishi, inuikaid, annmomo, momokaid, amuto/ amuiku, rimahiko, tadanagi, kutau, lukayuki, hotsumashusei, souichixmorinaga, tsuzukixhisoka, arthurxmerlin, yugixyami (puzzle pair), jadenxjessie, ichigoxrenji, ayusawaxmeru, shiharuxseiji, ect...

(harry potter, naruto, barajou no kiss, prince of tennis, tyrant falls in love, yami no matsuei, uraboku, shugo chara, fly high!, maid- sama, bleach, merlin, yu-gi-oh, loveless, 1/2 prince, air gear, akagami no shirayokihime, faster than a kiss, monochrome factor, kekkaishi, death note, love so life, ect...)

Favorite bits from fanfics i like: (will be adding to it every now and then)

"Alright, good morning class. Today is a very special day as I'm sure you all kno-geez. Naruko would you please wake up Shikamaru," Iruka said with an exasperated sigh.

"I'd be glad to Iruka-sensei," she said with an evil smile. She then reached over to the sleeping boy next to her and, instead of shaking him awake, she grabbed his ponytail and gave it a vicious tug.

Shikamaru woke up with a yelp and, not fully awake yet, yelled, "I'm sorry mom I didn't mean to fall asleep, please don't pull my hair!"

The entire class burst out laughing, with Naruko laughing the loudest, and Shikamaru realized what he had just said and blushed a dark red color from embarrassment. After everyone quieted down Iruka started again.

by "JinchuurikiKeyblader117" in "naruko?"

And that, as far as Naruto was concerned, was a declaration of war.

"Come on, Naruto, surely you dreamt of something." Jiraiya goaded. "Okay." she replied. Turning to face her godfather, the girl assumed the most serious expression she could maintain. "I actually had a dream about you and Orochimaru."

The Sennin eyebrows rose, and he motioned with her hand to continue. "I was in my room, and I heard a bunch of bangs and crashes from your's. I was pretty curious, so I went to check it out."

"When I opened the door, you and the old snake were sharing the bed. It was all pretty sweaty Ero-sennin." The man turned slightly green. Shaking his head, he turned to his own food. "Very funny Naruto." He muttered.

Leaning over the scuffed counter, she lowered her voice to a whisper. "I mean, I had no idea that he could do those types of things with his tongue."

"Naruto."

"I wonder if the two of you got up to those sorts of things when you were on the same team?"

"Naruto!"

"I mean, you must've had some missions together right? Probably had to share a tent at some point..."

"Oh gods…"

"Like, not saying anything about you Ero-sennin, but I know sometimes you guys can get a little frustrated."

"Naruto!"

"Hey, I'm not gonna judge. Though it might explain why you're so crazy for women now. Repression and all that."

The old man dropped his utensils with a clatter and left the room. The blonde Uzumaki grinned.

Jiraiya spent the rest of the day being hit on by men of various ages. All of them henged clones of Naruto of course, but the old pervert didn't need to know that.

"Would you like some special sauce on that rolled omelet, Goshujin-sama?"

"What?"

"I can include a little extra with those kunai, Goshujin-sama."

"Ehh?"

"Would you like me to wash your back, Goshujin-sama? Here at Ryukin Hot Springs we like to ensure our customers leave here very satisfied."

"Umm, no, I'm good."

"Are you doing anything later, handsome? I'd really like to go grab a few drinks."

"No! Gods no!"

It was a very frazzled Jiraiya that sunk onto the stool next to Naruto at dinnertime. The Uzumaki favoured him with an innocently curious look on her face. "What the hell happened to you old man?"

Heaving her off the stool, her godfather clung to her like a lifeline. "Oh it was horrible Naru-chan! I went out for lunch and some guy asked me if I wanted 'special sauce' in my omelet. Every time I walk the streets guys go around pinching my ass." The Sennin sobbed.

"I went to go have a bath a relax and some perverted guy asks me if he can wash my back! What is the world coming to?" The blonde awkwardly pat him on the back, rolling her eyes. "You can let go of me at any time you know ero-sennin."

chasing yesterday by the king in white

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (i really would love to do these just need to talk some of my friends into it too XD)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. {sadly we dont have these shops :( or i would of done this by now }
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Re-post this if you laughed (you know you did XD)...
Or are planning to do any of these things (you know you wanna .)

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about SasuNaru before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is dreaming about Willy Wonka on a unicycle or jumping out of a car on an American highway or chocolate pizza or a guy wearing nothing but a condom. (I'VE HAD ALL THESE DREAMS D:) Crazy is holding on to that little hope that Sasuke will come back to Konoha and sweep Naruto off his feet. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is getting an assignment, having it extended into the next term, not doing it, faking sick and ending up actually being sick just to skip school and finishing it the night before while typing this. crazy is when you write SasuNaru instead of your name on your test sheet. Crazy is when your friends have to knock you out just to make you stop fangazing over every or close to Yoai scene.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)((Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!JK)

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5D!)

{ but i love them ALL }

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen. {do super noodles count}

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. {would never dye my hari}

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. {guilty .}

-Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation {2 out of 3 im getting there}

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. {not done this YET }

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". { again guilty, i get board some times}

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. { not done as of yet}

-Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!) {my friends would think i've finally crossed the line of insanity}

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. {all the time but with a whole list of manga i read}

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. {gotten a bit of a habit for me }

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. { hummmm know what im doing next trip to the liberary}

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. {cant live without my purse so this is a no no}

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. {i would get distracted before number 4}

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. {lucky im still sane NOT to do this}

-Start to call your teachers Sensei. {has slipped out once or twice to my college lecturer}

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. {that would be one hell of a fight}

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. {book store no more comfy at home to do this }

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. {im a girl, even if i wasnt i would most likely end up killing her}

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. {theres a nauto central why am i not invited}

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. {been there done that}

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. {he would be more of my brother like friend not my bf}

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. {now to get the anbu tattoo for it to be offical}

-Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. {lost count}

-Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome {yes and got a big telling off for it}

-Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. {again brother materal and im a girl so, sorry anko}

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. {sadly no }

-Can spout out a random character quote on command. {done so before}

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. {no im still sane i tell you}

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". {think i might have done this, not sure why though .}

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. {no cant eat that much as it is}

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. {no again to this one}

-Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere {*.* confused}

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. {all the time but more like 48 hours}

-Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' { ewwww cant stand sakura wish to kill her so no}

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". { . is it bad that i can say yes to this one as well}

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Crispee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, ReadingRobyn, Honya, Serpentine-Moon, Angelwahalla, Spazwahalla, KTBR, Miah-Chan, Takahashi Kiki, RAWR Yaoi-Bunny RAWR, flyin-naruXsasu

for a bit of fun try this;
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
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Homophobia is WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.

Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.

Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.

Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.

Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.

Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.

Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.

Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.

Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.

Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.

Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.

Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.

Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.

Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.

Ask ANYONE for their autograph.

Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.

Find someone to tell your life story to.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.

Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.

Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."

Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown.