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The Prophecies

Lightning Thief(To Percy)

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely return.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters(To Clarisse)

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But your despair for your life entombed with stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse(To Zoe Nightshade)

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth(To Annabeth)

You shall dwelve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand
Destroy with a hero's final breath.
And lose a love to worse than death.

The Last Olympian's(To Percy)

A half blood of the eldest god's
shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his day's
Olympus to Perserve or raze.

Second Great Prophecy(To Piper, Jason, Leo, Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, and Frank)

Seven half-blood shall answer the call.
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final Breath
And foe bear armes to the Doors of Death.

The Lost Hero

Child of Lightning, beware the earth
The giant's revenge,the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall brake the cage,
And death unleash through Hera's rage.

The Son of Neptune(From Mars)

Go to Alaska.
Find Thanatos and free him.
Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.

Son of Neptune(From Ella)

To the north, beyond the god's, lies the regions crown.
Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown.

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Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.