Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!

Greetings to both the Sane and Insane! (I qualify as Insane most certainly...)

This is the site where I exhibit my most insidious persona - so enjoy my morbidity to its full extent!

URNotInKansasAnymore Stats -

Age: 15 (barely)

Hobbies: Fencing, skiing, hiking, sailing, surrealism painting, drawing fantastical creatures and creepy dolls, reading, writing, scouting for skeletal remains to add to my collection, cuddling and coddling my cacti (especially my favorite: Mr. Cuddlekins!), deeply disturbing my peers and parents, brainstorming scenes for "Perfect Murders", devising murderous uses for mundane household items, dreaming up yaoi and yuri pairings for my classmates (te-he)...

Interests: Manga and anime, animals, dragons, mythology, listening to music, gruesome historic factoids, scaring the shit out of people, expanding my vocabulary, Far Side cartoons, Monty Python...

Favorite Color: Dark, dark, dark blue...

Favorite Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

Favorite Book: Don't get me started; I'll bore you comatose.

Favorite Foods: Pickles! Olives! Tabouli! Hummus! Stuffed Grape Leaves! (and DoubleMint gum...)

Theme Songs: Flawed Design by Stabilo, Clowns by TaTu, Numb by Linkin Park, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday, Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan...

Favorite Poet and/or Writer: Edgar Allan Poe, Jodi Picoult, Bernard Cornwell, Garth Nix, Alison Croggon, Clive Barker, and many, many more...

Favorite Genre of Music: Gothic, Celtic, World...

Favorite Band/ Musician: Evanescence, Within Temptation, Three Days Grace, Idan Raichel...

Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons (Extremely incongruous, I know), Monk, The Addams Family (Used to be one, atleast)

Favorite Mythological Creature: I love them all!! (Especially dragons)

Mythological Creature I Would Most Like to Be: Werewolf, Siren, Mermaid (A malicious one, harboring ill-will to human beings, of course, and an affinity for tipping over boats), or Angel (Boy, is that unlikely...)

Favorite Manga: Pet Shop of Horrors

Blood Type: O+

Allergies: Bananas, oats, Amoxicillin, nickel (the metal), duplicit, shallow, superficial teeny-boppers, anachronistic forms of technology...

Diurnal Activities: Avoiding solicitous parental Quizbol: "Hi wittle teddie weddie bear, how was your day?" or "Dearest mushroom spore, why are you wearing ALL black?" or "Baby wallaby succotash, what is the hell is WRONG with YOU!!", visiting a motley collection of therapists, psychologist, psycho-analysists, and doctors, enduring tax-payer funded hell (complete with torture devices commonly referred to as homework), pretending to devour swill and toxic waste for dinner each night, biking to my only sanctuary - the library, and painting on the facade of a perfect, pious Christian child in the midst of the melee.

Nocturnal Activities: Dodging airborn crap from my platoon of flying monkeys while straddling a broom, muttering Wiccan incantations to the moon, and pretending that I have a life.

Favorite Animal: Tarantulas! Aren't they absolutely irresistible!

Medication: Chewable Prozac, in the form of Manic Deppressive Mouse and the Blue Bird of Unhappiness... (Random Simpsons reference XD)

Religious Orientation: Agnostic

Current Activity: Typing this with my uber-Christian, homophobic, wack-a-doodle parents hovering around me!! So nerve-wracking!! Eeekkk!!

Websites: and http://www.fictionpress.com/~virtuouszombie and http://www.youtube.com/user/URNotInKansasAnymore

Personal Quote: "Sarcasm is a virtue. Don't deny it."

Favorite Expression of Extreme Distaste or Exasperation: "Egad!"

Weird Collections: Bones (of course), animal finger puppets, and socks with interesting designs on them.

I really have nothing else to say. Hopefully my writing can speak for itself. Hopefully.