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Joined 07-28-11, id: 3113258, Profile Updated: 01-02-13
Author has written 6 stories for South Park.

Hi everyone reading. I am an avid South Park fan and have been since I was little (I know...haha) so I will mostly put up south park fics. I am also a die hard Harry Potter fan but I'm not sure whether I will write anything in the direction. Maybe. I usually lean towards yaoi and it's usually sexually clean ("usually" doesn't mean always) besides some kissing but when I'm in the mood, I have written some good smut. I am 16, from California, and am tenth grader. I'm reluctantly single and love my friends to death. I do not believe in god, but I respect your opinion on the matter. I only use mac computers and if Apple makes it, I probably have it. I want to move to San Francisco when I'm older or Ontario.

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The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Teaching STYLE to 6th Graders by BroflovskiFan reviews
Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
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The Bet reviews
A new girl named Eleanor comes to South Park and takes a liking to Tweek, but Craig is always around to make sure she doesn't do anything. Eleanor and the girls at South Park make a bet that she can't kiss Tweek in a week. She accepts.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Stolen reviews
Kyle and Stan are dating but Stan isn't quite sure about his feelings towards Kyle whether it is love or maybe he just wants to be friends. Kenny swoops in and shakes up everything and makes Stan doubt everything. Contains yaoi
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M.
Hooked on Monkey Fonics reviews
Remember the episode when Kyle meets those home schooled folk? Kyle "fell in love" with the girl. Well now this is him going for the brother, Mark. Contains yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kyle B., Mark C. - Complete
Adventures With Sexuality reviews
A weirdly written, very intriguing story about an odd south park couple. Kenny and Tweek go off on a crazy adventure in with quite confusing story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Tweek T., Kenny M. - Complete
Calm It Down reviews
Tweek goes over to his friend Craig's house for some comfort but little does he know Craig has a crush on Tweek. Tweek feels the same and the yaoi begins.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Two boys, Stan and Kyle, have been friends forever but now Kyle is feeling differently. He is in love with Stan and has made up his mind to tell him so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete