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Joined 02-17-13, id: 4550213, Profile Updated: 02-27-13
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HI! My name's TURT! And this is my fanfiction account! (obviously, no it's a pickle with digestive issues) Pretty much I love anime/ manga and HOMESTUCK. uhhh... I'm just starting so excuse my unfathomability towards subjects, but please tell me what you think of my stories! Even if it's criticism, I won't be "offended" c: but anyways please tell me what you think and junk like that c:
So I was like checking out the other peoples profiles and junk ( eue SO. YES. About me uhh... WELL, right this second I'm listening to "Honey Punch" uhh 2 minutes and about 30 seconds into it, just so you know ;)
I LIKE TO EAT. FOOD FAVORABLY. BUT I LIKE ERASERS TOO. :D I eat Ramen legitimately everyday (chicken flavored) AND I WANT CHUNKY SOUP NOW. BUT I HAVE NONE D": It's a sad day when you have no soup. :I
I have lots of nicknames, but some of them keep changing because I dye my hair a lot, and the peoples usually base it off of my hair. MAH HAIR IS PURPLE RIGHT NOW, and is boy cut in the back with longer strands in the front... I based it off of Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji - Black Butler) If you haven't seen this anime I HIGHLY recommend it by the way. :D
WOW I AM BEING SO TOTALLY BORING RIGHT NOW. SOMETHING IS WRONG. I'M NEVER LIKE THIS. OKAY SO. CAPS-LOCK IS TOTALLY ON. I LOVE CAPS LOCK BY THE WAY. BUT I NEED TO STOP. SO. YEah.
WELL. I have a chocolate addiction! IT'S WONDERFUL. Oh that's another thing peoples call me Mrs.Godiva (but any brand will do c: ) LIKE MELLO. (Death Note by far one of my favorite animes :D I LOVE L UHH. I COSPLAY. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GO TO ANY CONS YET.
OKAY SERIOUSLY I AM BEING LIKE THE MOST BORING RIGHT NOW. THIS IS TERRIBLE. PLEASE SOMEONE GET A CAN OF NON ABURRIDOS AND SPRINKLE IT ALL OVER ME. LIKE SHAKE N' BAKE. PLEASE.

I LIKE THINGS LIKE ADVENTURE TIME. I LOVE YOU ADVENTURE TIME. PLEASE BE THE LIFE THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY HERE.
I SERIOUSLY HAVE A WHOLE POCKET IN MY SCHOOL JUNK FOR HOMESTUCK AND ABOUT 5 NOTEBOOKS FULL. IT WAS ONCE UPON A TIME MY SCIENCE NOTEBOOK BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN HOMESTUCK HAPPENED. THERE IS NOT. ONE. PAGE OR YET AGAIN LETTER IN THAT NOTEBOOK FOR SCIENCE. ;D

OH! By the way I'm a libra so I totes got the Terezi as my patron troll :D SWEET APPLE NIBLETS...
I was going to say something but totally forgo- OH GLOB. GLUB. GLOB. GLU- UIOEHFGIPUERGILASUTGBLIASTFGBISBR. Claude Faustus just came on my Mp3 Baby...
ANYWAYS I GOTS TO GO SO TOTES TALK TO YOU APPLE TARTS LATERS. BY BROS. AND HAVE A NICE LIFE, PROSPER WELL. WELL IF YOU WANT... KAY BYE

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Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Until We Say Goodnight by pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,364 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
This is War by FandomWander2692 reviews
Humanstuck, In a world were everyone forgot their past lives as trolls all but one, Karkat Vantas the lead singer of the band "Knights of Blood". Can he find them and restore their memories or will they be lost forever? Pairings: Solkar,GamTav,EriFef and one-sided NepKat and Eqkat. Rated T for Gamzee and Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,020 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Visions and Truths by chaosattractor reviews
Karkat has been trying to wish his best friend happy wriggling day for three days, but Sollux isn't answering any of his messages. On the fourth day, Sollux shows up unexpectedly at Karkat's hive claiming that everything has changed. Can Karkat figure out what his friend is going through before things get completely out of control?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,123 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
The Wrong End Of The Telescope by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
Humanstuck AU. Karkat Vantas is just a guy trying to find some identity, even if it means backpacking across country, staying the night at random strangers houses, hitchiking with lesbians, or even carpooling with hipsters. With luck, he might just find himself love. Until then. he's fucking stuck on the side of the road, waiting for God knows what.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Take A Chance by kibas reviews
When Kankri decide he wants to quit being a celibate, will Cronus be the first one to make a move, or will he just end up failing. A Cronkri fic. I feel like there needed to be some more of these on here.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V.
Causalgia by Kokoro-Clef reviews
"Loneliness, like a fire, goes through your chest, overwhelming, desperate." In which everybody's human, but their dreams are something else entirely.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
It's Peanut Butter and Jelly Time by ludwigsgirl97 reviews
Humanstuck: Tavros is bullied in school, when a stranger wearing clown make-up stands up for him. This soon becomes friendship, and then love, but Gamzee holds a secret. He's fresh out of the mental hospital nearby for violent schizophrenia. Long version of the oneshot of mine by nearly the same title.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,142 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Prescription Heartsight by tempestSylph reviews
You're Dave Strider, and you have really terrible eyesight due to the fact that you're an albino, among other reasons. After putting off getting prescription eyewear for so long, it's finally time to do something about it. And while you're at it, you meet a boy in the waiting room.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Here we go again by RogueDisorder reviews
This is a schoolstuck type story where all the Character woke up in a random town and find out that they all have to go to school. How will they cope? with it?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012
Colors of a Clown : Homestuck reviews
Gamzee Makara has been acting strangely lately... he looks rather sick and not his normal Faygo filled self. It seems he has finally cracked and is listening to all the voices in his head now. Karkat is determined to find out what's wrong with Gamzee. ((rated for language))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.