A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.

This is a series of one-shots based (loosely) on the reverse pines AU. Not a lot of it follows the rules of the AU, so consider yourself warned.

The Pines have escaped death many times after coming face-to-face with horrifying monsters so much so that one can't help but wonder; Why it that Dipper and Mabel never have nightmares about what could have happened?

What would happen if you lived in another time period? Egypt? Greece? Rome? American Revolution? Pirates? Princesses? All things the Pines family go through in these collections of stories all throughout the worlds history. (MaBill)

Dipper reflects on the unsolvable questions of the unknown. Quite literally.

It was the night before Christmas, and all through the Shack, a single blue light glowed, a certain Dorito was back. An interesting thing to know about this fellow; asides from his hat, he was rather quite yellow! A triangle in shape, bestowed with one eye, despite having no tongue he was very quick to lie.

They always said Dipper was the smart one, the mysterious one, but Bill Cipher knows better. He has tricked Dipper time and time again, only to be foiled by Mabel. So what happens when he taps into the human he used to be to try and win her over? What happens when Mabel Pines falls in love with... William Sloan? MaBill all the way.

Bill and Mabel have broken up. It's up to Dipper and Pacifica to get them back together. With a little help from Summerween costumes of course. One-shot. MaBill and minor Dipcifica.

How did Bill become a demon? WARNING- SAD STORY WITH NO HAPPY ENDING.

Mabel and Bill get into an argument about the color of their child's nursery. (This one was kind of rushed and I am not good at writing conflict.) MaBill, a bit of fluff at the end.

She somehow got all the blankets around her, and it's the coldest night in November. Fluffy MaBill one-shot. Rated K for light cursing.

A collab. on Mabill with.. the amazing, awesome, talented, gorgeous, nice, caring, super cool, bike riding, Zelda loving, sock wearing, game playing, baby kissing, totally mild-mannered awesomenesshasar.

In which Mabel tries to prove that Bill is an isosceles monster, and not equallateral. "Catch that triangle! " "Ack! Leave me alone, you're crazier than I am!" Possibly by chasing him with a yard stick screaming about finding the area of a triangle.

Today was just not Bill Cipher's day. What started out as another ploy for revenge had somehow landed him stuck in the middle of playing tea-party along with a slightly insane Shooting Star, along with her brother, a pig, and a stuffed bear-puppet he swore was out to get him. Wait. Did it just move! Yes, today was most definitely not his day. No pairings, implied Stan Twin theory.

Let's be real here, pick-up lines are pretty lame and funny at the same time. So why not add some extra funny to it? Pick-up lines from the Gravity Falls characters! Including Stan, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Wendy, Waddles, Robbie, Gideon, Bill, Mrs. Gleeful, Stanley (who paid me in Smarties to say that he is certainly not anyone in disguise) and more!

The story of the Mailbox in Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Only this time from the perspective of the mailbox. Or should I say- The rest of the following message has been cut off because you have to read the rest of the story to find out who it really is. Although I must add, it's pretty obvious if you read the character list...

After years of being defeated by the successful superheroes the Tele-Twins, criminal genius Gideon Gleeful hires the infamous super villain Nightmare to dispose of his only roadblock to conquest. No one expected sparks to fly when Nightmare faced Lady Thoughts- the question is just if the sparks will start a fire that could destroy everything they know. Mabill, Superhero!AU

When Bill turns himself human, he accidentally gained some traits from his new species that he didn't expect or truly want. And, as the Pines family reluctantly helps him get used to his new form, he realizes just how potent one of those traits could truly be. Mabill

Her mind was slipping away, and upon inspection, the only explanation was... him. Mabill, one-shot

He had promised to protect her. He had promised to never let her get hurt, to never fail her. He tried. Mabill

It was the shattering of glasses that woke them. The screams of a child, their child, cut through the confused silence that followed, resulting in Mabel desperately jumping out of bed and dashing down the hall, and Bill rushing through the air as he used his magic to throw himself through the air towards their young son's room. Mabill, one-shot

All there was around her was darkness. Darkness, and Bill's voice. Mabill, one-shot

One year after the brutal murder of her partner, private Detective Mabel Pines comes across a case that cuts deep into her past. At the request of an old friend, she takes on a new partner, but something seems off about the strange Bill Code. However, she is going to have to push past that if she is ever going to find out what had truly happened the year before. Mabill, detecive!AU

Mabel will not leave her blanket fort, so Dipper recruits Bill in the effort to retrieve her. Mabill, drabble