Hey fellow Percabeth lovers. I hope you enjoy my stories. I can handle criticism and if you don't just tell me. I need some ideas. If you aren't good at writing just tell me an idea for percy jackson stories and i will try my best to write it. If you are actually reading this thank you for reading. Please enjoy my stories.

Forever a percabeth follower,

percabethforeverandalways0818

So i wanted to say thank you for everyone who reviews my stories and is actually taking the time to read this. I figured I'd answer questions about myself, so you can get an in sight to my life.

My questions (with help from my best friend):

Favorite color: Blue, sea green, gray, black, red

Favorite food: Junk food

Favorite music: All

Do you have a best friend?: Yes

How many best friends?: 8

How many boys and how many girls?: 4 boys and 4 girls

What do you enjoy doing?: Playing sports, writing, read, hanging out with my friends, and playing suubway surfers

What would you say is your most heroic quality?: Loyalty. I realized that when i read PJO.

What is your favorite thing to do at school?: Either band or Drama. Drama lets me put the world on pause and be someone else. All of my troubles melt away and i am a different person.

What do you love to do on the weekend?: Hang out with my friends and go to church. I'm a JESUS FREAK and I don't care who knows! I love my youth group. I don't have to hide everything and they dont judge anyone.

Do you have a crush? Yeah but I don't know if he likes me back.

Friendship for dummies:

Some people don't know how to tell when they have a friend or not. The one person who doesn't judge you is a true friend, but the person who judges you behind your back isn't. Follow your gut with your friends. If you get a funny feeling they probably aren't a good thing. I have found out for myself the FAKERS and the TRUE FRIENDS.

Fakers-

True friends:

That my friends is how you find a true friend. I have found mine and if i find more I'm ok with that but i love the ones i have now and i wouldn't change a thing.

Quote corner:

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss.

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“Miracles were just second chances if you really thought about it--second chances when all hope was lost.”
― Kaya McLaren

“It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.”
― Emilie Autumn

“If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. ”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“I belong to the people I love, and they belong to me- they, and the love and loyalty I give them, form my identity far more than any word or group ever could.”
― Veronica Roth

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
― Dave Matthews Band

“Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous. Spark is fine, as long as it's contained.”

Suzanne Collins

“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?”
― Rick Riordan

“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

― Albert Einstein

“Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water.

Octavian made a squeaking sound. "What was that for? I didn't say toss it! That could've been evidence. Or spoils of war!"

Annabeth tried for a dumb-blonde smile, like: Oh, silly me. Nobody who knew her would have been fooled. But Octavian seemed to buy it. He huffed in exasperation.

"You other two..." He pointed his blade a Hazel and Piper. "Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus--"

All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armor. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth's dagger.

"You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“I learned a long time ago: Never bet against Annabeth.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”

― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.”

― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”

― Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil

“I finally understood what true love meant...love meant that you care for another person's happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be.”

― Nicholas Sparks, Dear John

“You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”

― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”

― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”

― Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”

― Bob marley

Contest

So if you are reading my make room for baby fanfic, then you should already have a small idea about the contest. Well all you have to do is review and you could win your own story for a pjo or hoo couple of your choice! Sound exciting? I hope it does! Rules are:

Optional:

The Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone that doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes by my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

Whenever I see someone go against the odds

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

Wherever, I may go.

Ο Πέρσι Τζάκσον Όρκος

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

κάθε φορά που είμαι στη θάλασσα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ

κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα

Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης

Για λόγους Grover της πορεία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά

όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα

κάθε φορά που θα δείτε μια πινακίδα που λέει "Free Ride Pony"

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson

κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια

κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Zωή

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel

κάθε φορά που μια λιμουζίνα περνά με το αυτοκίνητό μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε το Stolls

όταν το σπίτι μου έχει αρχίσει να διαταράξει.

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Beckendorf

κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που εργάζεται με μέταλλο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Silena

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος παίρνει ένα για την ομάδα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Μιχαήλ Yew

κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα χαμόγελο που λάμπει

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Briares

κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να παίζει παιχνίδια χέρι

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε αυτούς που χάθηκαν στη μάχη του Λαβύρινθου

κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα πανί στις φλόγες.

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε εκείνες τις κατασκηνωτές οι οποίοι πολέμησαν εναντίον Kronos

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να πάει ενάντια στις πιθανότητες

Ναι, υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO

Όπου, μπορώ να πάω.

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Jason

κάθε φορά που κάποιος ξεχάσει κάτι ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Piper

κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να αισθάνεται ανεπιθύμητα από τους γονείς τους ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Leo

όταν βλέπω κάποιον να τρέχει μακριά ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε την'Ανναμπεθ

όταν κάποιος χάνει κάποιος ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

όταν βλέπω κάποιον να αρνούνται να εγκαταλείψουν ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Hazel

όταν βλέπω κάποιον που έχει κάνει μια σκληρή απόφαση ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Frank

όταν κάποιος είναι διαφορετική στη συνέχεια αναμένεται να είναι ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Reyna

όταν βλέπω έναν ηγέτη ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Octavian

όταν βλέπω ένα σχισμένο παιχνίδι ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Don το Faun

όταν κάποιος με ρωτάει για τα χρήματα ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Hoo

όπου μπορώ να πάω ...

The Olympian Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άρη

Κάθε φορά που ακούω του Β 'Παγκοσμίου Πολέμου

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Αθηνά

Κάθε φορά που ακούω έναν αργαλειό

Υπόσχομαι να χρησιμοποιούν το διαδίκτυο

Για χάρη του Ερμή φυσικά

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ποσειδώνα

Κάθε φορά που οδηγώ ένα άλογο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Δία

Όποτε αστραπή γεμίζει τον ουρανό

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ήρα

Κάθε φορά που ένας άντρας κάνει ένα κορίτσι κραυγή

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Αφροδίτη

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα ζωνάρι φτιαγμένο από χρυσό

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Απόλλωνα

Όταν ο ήλιος είναι πολύ τολμηρό

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άρτεμις

Όταν το φεγγάρι λάμπει μέσα στη νύχτα

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άδη

Όταν κάτι μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Δήμητρα

Κάθε φορά που μια κόρη απομακρύνεται

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ήφαιστος

Όταν κάποιος δεν παίρνει ποτέ το δρόμο τους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Διονύσου

Όταν είμαι σε ένα πάρτι

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Εστία

Όταν someones χαμόγελο είναι πολύ πλούσιο

Ναι Υπόσχομαι να αγαπώ Οι Θεοί

Όπου κι αν μπορεί να πάει

Έτσι ώστε όλοι να βλέπουν εμμονή μου

Επειδή ξέρω τι γνωρίζουν οι Ολύμπιοι !

April 10, 2014

Well I learned the hard way today that teenage girls suck. My best friend is dating this girl who i used to call my friend. She called me names to him and he ignored her so know she is jealous so she wont let him talk to me. He said he's sorry and that he'd do whatever he can to talk to me but this situation sucks!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

To all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate, (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door*. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth. Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

If you ever need someone to talk to I'm there. I won't judge you. Everyone needs someone to talk to. If you have something on your mind even if it is the most random thing in the world, i will listen and try to give good advice. My door is always open. Just PM me if you want to talk.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (i don't know which i am...)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (and i don't care that they are, i'm not but they can be. so what?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon()
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (i am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY do I MUST be addicted
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork/geek/dweeb/whatever. (when i don't feel like wearing contacts)
I sometimes see SPIRITS so I MUST be psychic.

I DON'T DO STEREO TYPES SO DEAL WITH IT

Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain"

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, percabethforeverandalways0818,

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night or chase her

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain"

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Crazy and proud:

Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any!

There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any!

I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side!

You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.

I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY?

You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person!

Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier!

Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!

Question: Do you know who I am?
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

You: OMG did you just fall?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."

Percy Jackson Acronym:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost

Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Friends: Asks you to write down your number

Best Friends: Has you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back

Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"

Friends: Only know a few things about you

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life...

Friends: Would knock on your front door

Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best Friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are only through school/college

Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass

Friends: bail you outta jail

Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song

Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

Best Friends: Are jumping right after you

Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

Best Friends: are your weekend boarders

Friends: are offended when you make fun of them

Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven

Friends: are shy around your boyfriend

Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

Friends: don't see you if you're sick

Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

Friends: dare you to scream into the street

Best Friends: dare you to go streaking

Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

Best Friends: are screaming and running with you

Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends:Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

Friends: Help you with your addiction to crack.

Best Friends: Are the one's that sold it to you.

Friends: never ask anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

Friends:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

Best Friends: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

Friends: Would bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

Friends: Never seen you cry

Best Friends: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

Friends: gives you their umbrella in the rain

Best Friends: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

Friends: will bail you out of jail

Best Friends: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

Friends: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

Friends: have to tell them not to tell

Best Friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PERCY JACKSON!!!!!!!! Happy belated birthday to annabeth chase. Her birthday was July twelfth. Percy's birthday is August eighteenth