Dave Strider is an odd 20 year old who falls head over heals for a make-shift band singer, Karkat Vantas. This doesn't make the young Strider a homosexual, just makes Karkat an exception. All Dave has to do is get the angry male to like him, how hard can that really be?

Your name is Cronus Ampora and you are the best goddamn DJ on this campus. But there are things that even you can't be prepared for.

They were moirails, right? Or maybe not. Kankri agrees to test out being in a single human quadrant and finds himself falling deeper and deeper... But this is all too lewd, isn't it? Cronkri

Every breath is an effort because of the way your heart is beating in your throat with the fear that this happy idiot will just keep talking until he very fucking literally passes out. That would be a hell of a way to go, off on some monologue tangent about things that are probably better left unsaid anyway, even if you were in a place where you can't choke on the air itself.