There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Just some funny and entertaining short stories by diaryofhannah. ABOUT TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. APRELLO AND LERAI 4EVAH and thier will also be some brother fluff. Anyways, hope you enjoy! DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything by the rights of TMNT creators.

"How about a wager. If you don't like me after one hundred surprise kisses, then I have to do whatever you want me to do for a day. But if you do like me," the fox grinned. "Then you have to wear something for me. We have a deal?" Judy looked at Nick's outstretched paw. This would be the easiest bet she ever made. "Deal." Cover art by charliebarkinq on tumblr

Jack and Sally have finally realized they're meant to be…but what's next? Jack has never 'courted' a lady before, and Sally still can't believe he actually loves her back! Jack's solution is to sneak off for romance advice to the holiday land with a heart-shaped door, leading him to some very odd behavior. Sally tries to be patient. But eventually something has to give. JackXSally.

What if Leo had stolen that katana with Karai? What if Leo actually had a temper worse than Raph's? What if Karai and Leo were closer? What if they kissed after the WWGP? What Leo was forbidden to see her? What if . . .

"I am the lone wolf that walks by himself and everywhere I go looks the same to me. I have nothing to give… and nothing to share with anyone. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still alive. What was the purpose to me being here?"-Leonardo. Follows the events of "Flirting with the Enemy" & "Further Complications". I do not own TMNT or any of it's characters.

That's it. The fearless leader gave up. Together with Karai, they were attacked by Shredder's forces, leaving Leo being captured. Would Karai and the turtles be able to save the broken leader? Who is this 'New Ninja' Shredder is talking about? HIATUS!...

What if Splinter never met the turtles after they mutated? What if they just grew up wild in the sewers? And what happens when a certain red-haired human attracts the attention of a certain chocolate eyed turtle? No Shredder or Kraang.

You ask the questions and you get the answers from TMNT! Please read and comment for more!

Life has a way of throwing things at you that you never expect. It may be a hopeless situation, it may be troubling emotions, it may be heartbreak. But sometimes, all of three of these things may come bundled up in a sole person that has the potential to flip your world upside down. Sometimes, this person may be an enemy; other times, it will be someone who's worth the trouble.

This girl is trying to kill me and I'm more fascinated by her than scared for my own life. Starts with when Leo first met Karai in TMNT 2012. I do not own TMNT or any of it's characters. Mainly LeonardoXKarai with some AprilXDonatello later on.

Lydia marries Beetlejuice to save him from going to prison. She leaves the world of the living to live with him in the roadhouse. They both have to learn how to love each other and still be friends. But when Lydia receives a mysterious gift from a stranger and takes on one of the Greatest Jobs in the Neitherworld, what will Beetlejuice do?

Leo discovers that he and Donnie have much more in common than he realized and finds himself lately spending a lot of time with his brainy younger brother. In the meantime, SOMEONE notices this growing bond and begins, however reluctantly, to feel the sting of jealousy...Post "Vengeance is Mine"

Alvin and Brittany have broken up for the millionth time, Simon can't find a way to tell Jeanette about his feelings for her, and Eleanor has to deal with Theodore dating a girl that isn't her. Now all six of them are going on a camping trip together, which is either a recipe for fun, or disaster. AxB, SxJ, TxE

Brittany Miller has just realized that one kiss can change the way you feel about someone...READ PLZ! Now Rated M!

Movieverse - Lydia returns to Winter Rivers, an empty home, and an enraged poltergeist bent on destruction...or was it seduction? One look at what she's become and Beetlejuice isn't entirely sure revenge is what he's out for. Adult themes and language.

Alvin and Brittany were on their way to the biggest party of the year, but what happens when the car ride accidentally goes wrong, making them end up in the middle of nowhere - alone! How will they get back? And what happens when they begin to start experiencing new feelings for each other?

The chipmunks are doing a bunch of dares, only you guys get to choose what those dares are! Hurry up and review so I can get those dares into this story, and keep them rated T please!

Brief looks into everyday life after Drosselmeyer's story has ended, focusing mainly on Fakir and Ahiru, but includes others as well. A telling of their new story together using small pieces.

When Brittany spots Alvin with his new girlfriend, and the way he kisses her and smiles at her, Brittany cant help but think back to when Alvin loved her, and when she used to be 'that girl'. But what happens when Alvin sees her again, and wants her back?

Sometimes it's the tiniest thing. Butch-centric. Un-beta'd.

When Brittany was a little girl, Miss Miller would always tell her 'Dont be afraid to fall in love' but Brittany believes that love is nothing. But over the years, Brittany realizes that she may be falling for the boy she has known all her life. AxB

What happens when 2 georgous girls want you and your completly oblivious. this is a really funny parody . please read and review! :

What happened before "Nightmare"? I just thought that their friendship wasn't anywhere near fleshed out enough. Find out how they met and possibly some other adventures they had before getting together at the end of "Nightmare."

Alvin is going to a school dance and badly needs someone to teach him how to slow dance. A certain Chipette is there to help. [Unedited.]

Mo-toon verse. Just a bunch of one-shots, either related to my story or not, most likely all between Beej and Lydia. Rating changed thanks to Beej's potty mouth.

My first AlvinxBrittany one shot! Based on the movies! It's Brittany's birthday and Alvin doesn't know! What will he do when Brittany discovers he's forgotten? Read to find out!

When Brittany's imagination gets the best of her, scaring her to pieces, Alvin turns to her and promises that he will always be there to protect her when she needs him. *Based on the song from Alvin and the Chipmunks: Meets the Wolfman. AxB ONESHOT

Alvin & Brittany went their separate ways after their high school grad. But when they suddenly bump into each other 5 years later, they learn something that will change their lives in an unexpected way. But the question is: Are they still in love?

It's Alvin's birthday, and it looks like Brittany has a big surprise in store for him. What could it be? Read and Review!

Alvin, who has recently become a solo act, is on a plane headed toward Europe for his first solo tour. The long flight gives Alvin plenty of time to think, and he realizes that he needs to tell Brittany something. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!

Well, Miss Brittany!" the sub continued, "How about you be The Beauty?" Brittany flipped her hair. "Well, I do believe I'd play that part well!" "Who would like to be the Beast? He gets to lock the Beauty up in a tower." "I'll do it!" Alvin yelled.

Brittany was crying. Right in front of him. Something she would normally never do. Even worse, she claims it was his fault. But he can't remember doing anything wrong--so IS that the reason? AlvinXBrittany

Over four years have passed since Betelgeuse and Lydia last saw each other. With a new determination, he's back... but will this strange encounter bud a friendship... possibly more? COMPLETE. Read and Review! BJ/Lydia

TITLE SAIDS IT ALL. TRADITIONAL COUPLES MOSTLY ALVINXBRITTANY I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS OR THE CHARACTER OR SHOW. REVIEW.:

Sally meets the Pumpkin King for the first time . . .

yeah, it's another butch/buttercup story. kinda romantic, not really. more like a look at buttercup's college character. . . at least for now. rated b/c language and it might get into heavy stuff later on