Sherlock tries not to be the bad guy but it's rather difficult when he doesn't have any say in the matter. He never asked to be born this way and he's not proud of it either. *AU, Pedophilia, OOC, Kid!John, Teen!John, time skips, Future Johnlock, sexual content, minor violence, WIP*

Sherlock reacts oddly, and John deduces some terrible things about his flat mate. Sherlock reveals secrets, and John might kill Mycroft, after he fixes Sherlock. Rape, Smut, John/Sherlock JohnLock

Sherlock only asks her a simple question; why on earth does Molly blush so much? Extreme Naughtiness, PWP, Sherlolly. Lemony smut.

When John finds out Sherlock has a girlfriend, he's not bothered by it at all. Nope, not one bit. Sherlock, however, seems to think that it does and he's going to prove something to Watson, even if he has to use extreme measures. Rated M for inappropriate things ;) I do not own BBC Sherlock all rights reserved. This is just 1 of a bunch of dirty oneshots for my girlfriend. Enjoy!

"A man who never willingly closes his door…" Mycroft said it best; Sherlock can't be bothered with something as tiresome as closing his bedroom door every single time he paces through it. So what happens when John Watson experiences the consequence of this oversight first hand? Basically Porn-With-Little-Plot; Smut! Johnlock!

Sherlock and Irene continue to play out the grand game. This story picks up where "A Scandal in Belgravia" left us.

"No, Sherlock," John said firmly. "Tell me what happened to your head." Sherlock tipped his head back and sighed. He looked thoroughly debauched, lips swollen and color high on his cheekbones. "I was chasing the kidnapper. I didn't account for his accomplice recovering from unconsciousness as quickly as he did," Sherlock said. "It's just a flesh wound." First kiss/first time.