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 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. |
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Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Walmart and the Waffle Theft by Sable Sun reviews
Alice and Bella lead the group of Cullen siblings to Walmart. Along with stealing waffles, what else could these crazy vampire kids do? Nothing could go wrong, could it? Sequel to Shopping: The Horror. CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
That Certain Someone by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Jasper is the new kid. Alice is the girl who doesn't socialize much. Will he get through to her in time to save her from her twisted past? All Human. Rated T. Previously: 'Alice and Jasper' by MayMarieK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,888 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Baby Cullen by Daughter of Lestrange reviews
Sweet story on what it would have been like for Carlisle and Esme if the Cullen siblings had all been little. Just something silly for fun! Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The Whitlocks by 21st-Century-Alice-Cullen reviews
To my readers, fans, and followers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Osculation by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Bella sees Alice and Jasper kiss for the first time. Fluffy. AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett In a Box by LivLifeForever reviews
One Game Show. One Emmett. One Box. Rated T for some language and themes as well as absolute insanity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Emmett
A Collection of Cullen Calls by Steff Meyer the 2nd reviews
The Cullen phone bill is freakishly high! Probably because Emmett calls Rosalie every few minutes. Here is a collection of Cullen calls. WARNING: Rated K for singing, randomness, and an excessive ammount of skittles!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
30 Ways to Annoy Jasper, Alice, and Emmett by LivLifeForever reviews
title is pretty self-explanitory. 20 sure fire ways to annoy the hell out of Jasper Hale and his lovely Miss Alice Cullen. **NEW CAHPTER**- Big Bro Emmett Cullen gets his share of the Fun** Rated T for some implied stuff later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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We are the Rulers of WalMart! reviews
The Cullens are out on a mission to cause absolute destruction in the local Wal-Mart. They will do anything it takes to make the store as chaotic as possible!Are the elderly people fed up with all of these 'hooligans' running around? I think so! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
Surprise reviews
Nessie and her family are living a normal life once again, until she discovers some shocking news,shes pregnant.They fear some unwanted visitors will return, but who knows?Will Eddie kill Jake?Will Nessie survive? Read to find out! Rated T to be safe! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie