It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

What if Sirius actually rescued Harry from the Dursleys' at the end of his third year? What if Harry decided he'd had enough of taking everything laying down? What if Harry and a certain red-head had more in common than he realized? What if she understood him better that anyone else ever could? [#1 in series]

AU Harry is vacationing with his family when the most famous Quidditch player in the world invades their villa. Only Harry knows why she's really there...or does he? No prophecy, no second war, Jily, Sirius, Ronks are all in play. A short story, posting daily. Family, fluff, teeny bit of angst, humour.

Harry has been through a lot yet there are some perks to being as gifted as he is. So he's not going to just sit back and let the world shit on him. He's going to best the absolute best. First few chapters are hard to read. Get past those and I promise it gets better. Also, I know the beginning sounds very cliche. It's explained later so try to stick with it. M for bad stuff

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

"Was it love at first sight between you two?"

Challenge response. The summer after Harry's fifth year he helps a local pensioner out of a tight spot. The man takes Harry under his wing and by the end of the summer Harry is invited to a party at the golf club of which his patron is the Managing Director. At the party Harry makes an unexpected discovery about the man's family.

A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Lady Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.

What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.

Christy Taylor (oc) arrived in the world of Twilight during New Moon, and became a vampire immediately. Now she has to try and fit in, and when she goes to find the Cullen's for help she finds Bella alone. She decides to help Bella pull out of her depression and tries to teach her to be stronger, all while trying to keep her safe. (Bella/OC and Bella/OC/Tanya)

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister Astoria. Little does he know that the plans set in motion by his cunning girlfriend will make it the most memorable Christmas ever. Harry/Daphne/Astoria. smut. one shot

Astrid is sick of her neighbour and his apparent need to have sex against the wall that separates their apartments. Maybe its time she gave him a piece of her mind. Hiccstrid Smut.

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

When Voldemort reigns supreme and all your loved ones are dead, The world is in Chaos and you are alone, what's the solution that comes to mind? Suicide? That's what Harry Potter wanted to do but Fate has other plans for him especially when its own plans are in disarray...

It was supposed to be Goku and Chichi's night out with their friends, but all hell broke loose after one of them made a comment that "ChiChi forced Goku to marry her". Can he prove to his wife their marriage was a sweet act of spontaneity? Goku takes a stroll down memory lane trying to think of something to tell his wife that will make her feel better. G/CC -updated 9/20/18-

Left to raise Teddy after the final battle, and the death of Andromeda, Harry decides to visit England to see if this is where he should be raising Teddy. A chance meeting with Ginny Weasley at Hogwarts changes Harry and Teddy's lives. AU Harry did not go to Hogwarts. Inspired by art by anxiouspineapple on Tumbler

One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.

Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

The summer before his third year, Harry stormed out of his relatives' house and met a large dog. Instead of taking the Knight Bus, Harry throws his lot in with Sirius Black. Join him as he fights for his godfather and gets to know his best mate's little sister just a bit better. H/G

The savior of the wizarding world has been misplaced. When he is found the young boy is not what the wizarding world expects.

Cheating scandals were rocking the wizarding world. Intrepid reporter Serenity Sparks was determined to capitalize on this trend and she set her sights on Harry Potter. He must be cheating, right?

The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

A bored Ginny Weasley finds her world turned upside down when a handsome and mysterious young wizard with a dark reputation offers her a job. Together, they seek a lost treasure and battle monsters while she learns many new things about herself.

Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.

Harry has a small crisis regarding his sexuality when becoming someone's flatmate. He wouldn't be having this problem if he'd roomed with Neville instead. [Roommates and Gender AU - M/M]

We all have read about the universe in which Harry befriends Ron and Hermione. But today we explore a universe a little bit different. In which a raven haired boy, deeply neglected meets a red haired girl, scorned by her own mother and a blonde, the freak of the society. Three kindred souls bond and set in motion something never seen before. Something that is only found in legends.

Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic

Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand!

Months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny disappeared. Eight years later, the investigation into their disappearance is re-opened. Amid the rumours of love potions and Dark magic, the story slowly emerges.

Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...

Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.

Pure-blood Culture: Heiress Daphne Greengrass thinks she is nothing more than a bit of sport to Heir Harry Potter. He's fully prepared to prove to everyone that he's serious.

Pure-blood Culture: It isn't Lady Astoria Greengrass's place to advise Lord Harry Potter on anything, let alone his heart. She does it anyway.

The one in which a territorial Loki becomes an instructor at the SHIELD Academy. It takes everyone some time to... adapt... to the new situation.

While trying to catch a couple of kneazles that have gotten into the greenhouse, Neville gets an unexpected visitor. One-shot written for the Camp Hogwarts Challenge. Prompt: Scavenger Hunt - write about the hunt for certain magical objects/creatures.

Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.

He was all she ever wanted, and she knew exactly how she could have him - even if it would not be real. Then a stranger made her an offer she could not refuse, for a price that seemed like a joke at the time. Was it really just a teasing remark though? Or would her deal cost her more than she ever wanted to give up?

Not long after Harry is revealed as a Parselmouth in 2nd year, a cynical girl drags the surprised boy into a closet. Hermione, fearing Harry has been cursed or poisoned, demands he tell her what happened. What she finds fundamentally changes their relationship. The people, scenes, and places are J.K. Rowling's, I own nothing. Non-consensual & consensual sex, not too graphic. H/Hr.

Harry found himself in a room of abandoned portraits and cleaned them up. In return for this act of kindness, the portraits decide it is only right to help Harry with the Triwizard Tournament. This simple interaction changes the whole year for Harry. Written for the Portraits Challenge on SIYE. *Winner of Best Overall, Most Adventurous, and People's Choice Award!*

(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]

(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Ginny Weasley is on the verge of making the English National Team when she starts receiving concerning notes from an obsessed fan. She turns to the Auror Department and Harry Potter for help. *Written for the SIYE Quidditch Challenge. Winner of the People's Choice Award.*

After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. They're even more shocked when he's Sorted into Slytherin.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

Harry becomes disillusioned with his world after defeating Voldemort and decides to go traveling, ending up in another dimension that's similar but not quite the same as his original one. He makes friends with the Avengers.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Harry found a prototype time-turner as he was leaving Malfoy Manor. Join Harry as he travels through time and tries to right past wrongs. * This was written for the Time-Turner Challenge on SIYE*

As he walked right past you, right through you, you're sure, you're positive that he was not going after that girl. He's much too smart, has better taste...has more brains in his head, eyes in his head to be captivated by that tiny quidditch player. 2nd Place Winner in It's Not Your Story Competition!

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

After Sirius dies, Harry is isolated and feels betrayed by everyone who's been around him recently and leaves to figure out what he should do. An "old friend" is sent to look after him and try to bring him back. Together they search for a way to kill a Dark Lord and maybe fix society too.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

"Yes, thank you. You've saved me from a load of embarrassment." Ginny answered, as she righted herself and turned around. The man's hands were still close, making sure she didn't topple again. Her eyes travelled up those hands to his arms, to familiar looking shoulders that held a very familiar looking face. The face of a phantom. "Harry?"

In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)

Harry is back at the Durleys after the battle at the DoM. After terrible nightmares every night, it finally occurs to him that many of the problems and thoughts he's having a difficult time with are due to choices he's made and how he chooses to look at his problems. Deciding to be a Gryffindor in his mind and face those problems directly, he starts to make different choices. H/G

The summer after his godfather's death was the worst in Harry's life for many reasons. An event so horrifying takes place causing him to question if he should even go on, but in the end all it takes is Faith to pull through and find the good in the dark. Based on 'The Unknown Light' by Someryn with her permission. This is about rape and the aftermath. No slash. Ginny is not raped.

Harry was stuck with his angry relatives all summer. Ron and his brothers were never able to rescue Harry from Privet Drive. When his absence from Hogwarts is discovered, Minerva McGonagall heads out to find her wayward lion.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Harry found himself stuck on Privet Drive for the summer. In looking through a box of old books, Harry finds Sirius' guide to becoming an Animagus. Despite the warnings to ensure he was not alone, Harry decided to give it a go. He managed to transform, but now what? How did he change back? Written for the SIYE Animagus Challenge.

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.

Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?

When Ron stormed out of the tent, Hermione went after him to stop him and disapparated with him. What will happen following this small change to DH ? What will Harry do without his friends?

Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.

For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.

Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.

During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.

What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.

Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.

When Ron and Harry got into their fight while out hunting Horcruxes, Hermione ran after Ron leading to some unintended consequences. Even with the best of intentions, things can still go wrong.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually

After the war, the Wizengamot passes a law requiring all young wizards and witches to marry, and the Ministry will assign the partners. How do Harry and his friends react? H/G, but not overly so

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

How did Superman and Wonder Woman really meet? An alternative take on the Justice League series.Some themes used from the comics and Superman Returns.

Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban and died a traitor's death. What happens when the world finds out the truth? Voldemort lets the world know. VERY dark. If you are looking for a happy ending, this story is not for you. One-shot.

In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.

After 5th year, the “talk” with Vernon at the train station is counter-productive and Dumbledore learns how big a mistake he made by continually sending Harry back to the Dursleys. A one-shot, no pairing.

Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

AU. Harry Potter returns for another year at Hogwarts, but when he finds a strange girl in the Forbidden Forest who is decidedly not a student, what will he do? Who is she and why does Harry feel the need to protect her? Harry/OC

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

What if Dumbledore hadn't been feeling up to his interview with Trelawney and had sent the Deputy Headmistress in his place?

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.

What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?

[Complete] AU. Non HBP Compliant. Sirius is rescued and goes to get Harry. Dumbledore's manipulations reach new heights. Harry finds the love of a new family. HHr, SSOC, SBRL. FLUFF! MPREG. Slash and Het but very mild, nonexplicit

Harry and Noelle have been friends for a long time, since their first year at Hogwarts, but what happens when they begin to feel differently? HPOC RWHG !COMPLETE!

Ch. 10, complete! AU, post HBP. On August 11, 1976, four teenagers appear in Dumbledore's office. With knowledge of the future they will never return to, they set out to cut the Dark Lord's reign short. Will they get it right? Dangerverse spinoff.

Life isn’t like the movies

Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex

Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!

[HP] [PR] In fifth year, Harry learns that Voldemort is planning to take a hostage to lure him out. For her own protection, Ginny must join him at Privet Drive, prompting a year of self discovery and discovery of the past. COMPLETED BEFORE OOTP

Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.