"...Filler text to be replaced with actual material. Replace with copy before sending to radio station. Talking points go here.

Something about coffee. Something about the bright start of a hypothetical day. Something about secret boxes locked in secret soundproof rooms.

Maybe make it a song. Look into that. Then, slogan goes here. Starbucks. Copy and paste slogan again here.

Also, just reminding the future me that comes back to rewrite this that I need to grab some milk. I think the one in the office fridge is starting to turn.

As long as I’m reminding myself things, I’m a good person, worthy of love – both from myself and others. And writing press releases and ads like this is just the start of a great writing career.

You have a novel in you, kid! You have a novel in you!"

-Night Vale, S01E39 - The Woman From Italy

I write sometimes and have no other place to put it except here. I'm unnecessarily proud of my gay children.

[profile updated 3/8/2015 11:33 p.m.]