Some funny quotes I've picked up from other ffics. (I own nothing)

"Ugh!" I groaned in displeasure and collapsed dramatically into my friend Heather's arms. "Kill me Heather. Just kill me now and end my suffering." She patted my shoulder gently.

"Get over yourself Kimmy, worse things have happened."

"Yeah, like Pearl Harbor and the Crucifixion of Christ. Maybe the Watergate catastrophe, but we'll leave that up to Nixon."

"Quil."

"Wake up man."

"Is he alive?"

"He's breathing dumb ass, of course he's alive."

"There is no way in hell that I am drinking that," he said firmly, eyeing the bubbling liquid.

"Why not?" she asked. "Because it's a muggle drink?"

"That is not a muggle drink," he said. "Muggle drinks don't fizz and pop like that."

"Actually they do."

"I don't believe you. It's some sort of potion, isn't it?"

"No Malfoy, it's just a drink."

He shoved the glass towards her. "You drink it then, if it's so harmless."

She rolled her eyes at him and grabbed the glass. She took a big gulp and passed it back to him. "Don't trust me, Malfoy?"

"Not as far as I can throw you – though considering your size, it could be quite far."

"I'm not that short," she bristled.

He snorted. "Course not. Other people are just freakishly taller than you."

"Why can they go out in sunlight anyway?" Draco wanted to know – it had baffled him since the Bella girl had first seen the Vamp outside without him bursting into flames.

Granger closed her eyes and rubbed her temples with her fingertips. "I am not going to sit here and explain twilight to you."

"Maybe it's just me, but I can't see some 50 year old lady writing sappy fanfics about you two. Can I ask when the baby's due?"

"Ew. Shut up Iggy."