Three strangers, three curses, and a smiling man who knows far too much. When Zelda, Ganondorf, and Link are given an opportunity to free themselves from their fates, they find themselves embarking on a quest that will take them to all corners of Hyrule in search of a mysterious power said to grant wishes. They just have to survive long enough to find it.

"While Minerva wasn't usually one to count her chickens before they hatch, she would have bet several galleons that this boy was a Gryffindor." Link, reincarnated Hero of Hyrule, goes to Hogwarts. Story includes fraternizing with the giant squid, bartering for the Marauder's Map, and encounters with an ancient Basilisk. Weekly updates!