-UPDATE- So, I am so very ashamed of this account. Like, why. WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH POSSESSED ME TO WRITE THOSE STORIES. Except Tsubasa Alter, I'm okay with that one...

So, I basically only keep this account to do user-only stuff, I no longer use it. So, don't expect anything out of me anymore.

..I guess I can talk about my hobbies and what not, so here goes: I play trumpet in high school band and piano/keyboard when my brother's not home (I borrow his, yes, he let's me) I like a lot of anime, and I love drawing, daydreaming (Which is especially a habit for me while I'm in class...), and I like to sing. Although, as much as I love to write, I'm terrible at it because I'm not that descriptive.

I love apples, and many other fruits, but i like apples best! My favorite anime character is Riku from Kingdom Hearts. People call me goth, punk, emo, and a vampire because I wear so much black all the time, even in hundred degree weather! XD I have a strange habit of collecting pokemon cards and buttons. And I want my own library because that would be amazing. I am also golfing alongside everythin' else. So! Time to go to the long, drawn out version of my profile because it's awsome, was fun to make and I just wanted to annoy you, so let's go on! X3

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(To be honest I have very few friends.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Depends on how young...)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Actually, my friend is trying to quit)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Atleast, everyone says so...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am :3)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Hurray for Hippies! X3)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I only swear when I'm irritated.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I think this is the 5th Goth one...)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I (try to) use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (But I like to jokingly do weird grammar stuff! XD)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (No. Not at all. Probably the most interesting person I know.)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (NO.)
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. (I'm not praying to God, sorry.)
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (some boys? Yes. All boys? NO.)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework. (I hate housework and I suck at it)
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame (I like to dance, doesn't mean I'm good at it...)
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (I don't get this one...)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (I really am...)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I act like ME, so i MUST be a freak
I LIKE who i am, so i MUST be a stuck up
I lisen to HEAVY METAL AND ROCK, so i MUST be depressed
I'm BLOND, so i MUST be dumb
I CARE (sometimes...), so I MUST be nosey
I BROKE up with HER, i must be a good-for-nothing or gay (nothing wrong with being gay!)
I BROKE up with HIM, so I MUST be a bitch and whore (No, he's just stupid. What was I thinking?)
I CRY, so i MUST be a wimp
I GET angery, so I MUST have anger issues
I WRITE, so I MUST have no life

RAP STANDS FOR...

R.ETARD

A.TEMPTING

P.OETRY

I'm the girl who hates to cry but does it a lot anyways

The girl that mumbles almost everything she says
The girl who no one truly understands, and don't care enough to try
The girl that stares into space all the time
The girl who doesn't smile as much as she used to
The girl you don't know anything about
The girl who was never any good at public speaking
The girl that always seems so alone
I'm also the girl who loves to laugh, and will do it at random times
The girl who loves to draw, whether it be pencil or computer
The girl who has friends that all live too far away
The girl who likes to pull all nighters
The girl who eats waaay too much candy at night
The girl who refuses to clean her room
The girl that likes completely random things
I'm all of those things, but there's one thing left I have to say.

I'm the girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what anyone else says

Put this on your profile if you would like to sing the Doom Song now!

Put this on your profile if you just lost The Game.

When she walks away from you mad = [Follow her]

When she stares at your lips = [Kiss her]

When she pushes you or hits you = [Grab her and don't let go]

When she starts cursing at you = [Kiss her and tell her you love her]

When she's quiet = [Ask her what's wrong]

When she ignores you = [Give her your attention]

When she pulls away = [Pull her back]

When you see her at her worst = [Tell her she's beautiful]

When you see her start crying = [Just hold her and don't say a word]

When you see her walking = [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]

When she's scared = [Protect her]

When she lays her head on your shoulder = [Tilt her head up and tell her you love her]

When she steals your favorite hat = [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she teases you = [Tease her back and make her laugh]

When she doesn't answer for a long time = [reassure her that everything is okay]

When she looks at you with doubt = [Back yourself up with the TRUTH]

When she says that she loves you =[she really does more than you could understand]

When she grabs at your hands = [Hold her's and play with her fingers]

When she bumps into you = [bump into her back and make her laugh]

When she tells you a secret = [keep it safe and untold]

When she looks at you in your eyes = [don't look away until she does]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU = [SHES HURTING INSIDE]

When you break her heart = [the pain NEVER really goes away]

When she says its over = [she STILL wants you to be hers]

When she reposts this bulletin = [she wants you to read it]

96 out of 100 teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself. (Only annoying thing is he probably wouldn't die from the fall anyway. I mean, come on, he is a vampire after all. We'll have to attack him with a chainsaw and lock him in a burning building or something . . .)

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor porflie

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). Crazy is playing games with yourself or inanimate objects and always lose. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up at least three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

Hane