A BIT ABOUT ME: I've been roaming aimlessly around this site for so long, and recently decided to take a chance at writing my own stories. I'm currently in college. I have to admit that I'm pretty indecisive, so it'll probably take me a while to get my chapters up when I finally start writing... I have a passion for editing and writing. Which is the main reason I enjoy this site so much. Writing is kind of like my outlet, or my own little world where I can escape and do anything that I want. I think I should buy a house in my writing world -.- I visit there so much, and the apartment rent is getting quiet expensive! Oh, my name: Miss Homertotle, comes from Homer and Aristotle, just in case you were wondering why it's so strange!

ABOUT MY WRITING: Well, I don't have any stories up yet, but when I do, they'll be in the Big Time Rush fandom as well as the Victorious fandom. As well as sometimes Merlin, SPN, or Haven. I have this unhealthy obsession with Big Time Rush, and the pairing of Jade and Beck from Victorious XD. From Big Time Rush- I'd have to say that my favorite character would have to be either James or Logan... like I said, I'm indecisive! All of the guy's are so freakin adorable that I can't choose :D Well, except for Kendall. Cause that boy is just too- perfect for my taste. Especially with Jo. They're too much drama! Not to mention his eyebrows... it looks like little ferrets are sleeping on his face O.o Alright! That was beside the point... My writing. I'll be writing mostly for Big Time Rush. My favorite genre has to be ANGST AND HURT/COMFORT as well as FRIENDSHIP. I like me the brotherly love. I'll be writing SLASH along with NON-SLASH, cause I'm okidoki with either :) The pairings that I will write for will be Jagan or Kames. Cause those two are just too cute :)

Not to sound mean, but there are three things in the BTR Fandom that bug me like crazy:

The OC competitions. And Oc's in general. Seriously, they are taking over the space. If you want people to send you an OC app., write a little something on your profile, and have the people PM you with their form. Or just try to come up with the OC's on your own :)

Four girls from Minnesota who come to LA to become famous, and they just happen to be perfect matches for each of the guys, and they all get signed onto a record deal and become one big happy singing/acting group -insert overdramatic fights here-. Originality is lacking in these stories :/ If you're going to write a story like this, try to make it as DIFFERENT as possible! Try to set yourself away from everyone else's versions.

TEXT LINGO. If the character is actually texting someone, then by all means. But if they're not? Please write in full sentences? Please? :)

So much for the 'not sounding mean'... I'm sorry, but these things just- irk me.

Here are some funny writing and book jokes that I found online. Enjoy and I hope you get a laugh out of them :D Some of them are SO TRUE! Lol.

1. A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."

A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"

"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."

2. A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside.
“What happened, honey?” the man asks.
“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is--”
“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”

3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She answered, "If I tell you, it will defeat the purpose."

4. A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

5. A male romance novelist was hiking in the mountains, and he came upon a shepherd who was tending a large herd of sheep that were grazing in the alpine meadow. The writer took a fancy to the sheep, and asked the shepherd: "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
The shepherd thought this was an odd request, but thought that there was little chance that the man would guess the exact number of sheep, so he said, "Sure."
The writer guessed, "You have 287 sheep," to the shepherd's astonishment, since this was exactly how many sheep he had.
The writer got excited and asked "Can I pick out my sheep now?" and the shepherd grudgingly gave his permission.

The writer selected his sheep, bent over, and swung the sheep over his shoulders, to carry home with him.
The shepherd then asked, "If I guess what your occupation is, can I have my sheep back?"
The novelist was a bit surprised by this, but figured that it was unlikely that the shepherd would be able to guess his occupation, and went along with the deal.
The shepherd then guessed "You're a romance novelist, aren't you?"

The writer was very surprised and asked, "How did you know?"
The shepherd responded, "Put the dog down and we'll talk about it."

6. How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Three. One to screw it in and two to hold down the author.

7. Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off.
Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.
I want them both back after lunch," replied the editor, "the deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in ten hours."

I hope you found those mildly entertaining :D Thank you all for taking the time to read my profile! Hopefully I'll get some stories posted up soon :)

Oh, and one more thing before I go...

I just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone who has posted a story on this site. Thank you for writing these awesome stories, cause they are the only things keeping me sane at some points! Lol. But really, when people say that writing is an easy thing to do, they're wrong. What people do on this site is really hard, and the fact that everyone is able to post if for opinions? That takes guts. So thank you everyone :D

- Miss Homertotle