Hello you! Yes, I am talking to you, person!Welcome to my profile!How do you feel today?

Soooo... where can I start from? Ah, yes, my favorite characters!

I will start from Mario. Guess why? I am a very big fan of him. No, not of Mario! I said Mario

meaning the games. My favorite character is...

Luigi! Yes, he's in first place! I love how he always gets nervous and he's so shy, but he's a nice person.

Second place is for, who else? Daisy! I like her because she is a princess, but she does it all herself. A tomboy princess?

That's a nice joke! She is very energetic and friendly. She is a tomboy, but she has a very girly giggle, did you notice?

Third place:Yoshi. He's SOOO freaking cute and adorable! He's so cute and adorable, that I can't find any other word to describe him. Can you believe that a girl in my class (She and her family are maniac Christians) says that he is a CREATURE OF THE DEVIL!!! Is she crazy!? Yoshi diabolic!!!?

It is a better joke than a tomboy princess. Can you imagine it?:

"Yoshi, Yoshi!!! You are dead!! Haha! Yoshi!!"

Fourth place, Waluigi. I have no idea why, but I prefer him from Mario, or Peach. If I can't choose between Luigi, Daisy or Yoshi I would choose Waluigi first.

Fifth place:Rosalina. She is only in one game, so I think she MUST be in another, like platform as a playable character. Oh, come on! There are only two playable female characters in the games: Peach and Daisy. And Peach is too... girly and pink and silly and hysteric and... Oh, forget about it.

And finally, sixth place is for... Mario! OK, it is impossible that someone hates Mario totally. He is the star of the games!

Now, about the Mario couples:

MARIO COUPLES I LOVE!!!

Luigi x Daisy: They are the perfect couple!!! If you think they are not meant to be together, as ThatNintendoFangirl says, "I will be showing you my finger". Opposites attract! One completes each other! The shy plumber, afraid of everything and nervous always, but very kind and friendly, with the tomboy princess that is not afraid of anything, she is energetic and friendly too, but she usually resolves her problems using her fists. Who else would Luigi go with? Toadette?

Mario x Peach: OK, tell me someone that thinks that Mario and Peach aren't a couple. Just tell a name. In every fairytale, the prince saves the princess and they live together-forever until the end of their lives, loving each other. So, why is it impossible to happen just in place of a prince there is a plumber.

Mr.L x Ms. D/ Dazzy: So, you will tell me, who the heck is that Dazzy? So, since I was 4 my family and I moved to Greece. In school, I met a girl named Anna Maria. She had no idea about English. All the children in my classroom were maniac fans of Mario. When I told her about Daisy, she asked me:

"Aha! Daisy! So, how do I write it? like this?" And she wrote Dazzy. When I told her how you write it, she made her own character, Dazzy, who is almost like Ms. D. That's the story. Now, if Daisy and Luigi are together, why shouldn't Ms. D and Mr. L be together?

Wario x Mona: Well, I don't know why the heck that beautiful girl fell in love with that jerk. But, I think that Wario needs a woman with him.

MARIO COUPLES I HATE WITH A BURNING PASSION!!!

Yoshi x Birdo: I know there are more ridiculous couples than this one, but I can't just hear about it.

See, it is too easy: Shigeru Miyamoto, Mario's creator, says that Birdo is a boy. And if the creator says it, HE IS A BOY!!!

Yoshi is not gay!!! How could someone think about that!!?

Luigi x Peasley: The same... The same damn things like in the YoshixBirdo! You think Luigi is gay? I have only 3 words to tell you:

W-H-A-T T-H-E H-E-L-L!!! Go fall into a bottomless pit and never get back!

Waluigi x Rosalina/ Luigi/ Daisy/ everyone else!!!: Just... Just FUCK YOU!!! I already told you Luigi is not gay!!! And, how

the hell did your mind thought that Waluigi could be with Rosalina or Daisy?! He is made to be alone and rot into his half-destroyed house!!

I would enjoy seeing everyone who thinks about that pressed to the cement by a car, no, a tank! Yes, pressed to the cement by a tank and

dying in a horrible and torturing death!

To be continued...

Next, about the Sonic characters:

First of all, Tails. I like him because he is not like Sonic or Knuckles: "I am the best! Ha! Look at my muscles!" He is more calmed.

Second: Cream.

To be also continued...