Hello to trolls, whining brats, and critic fans! Knowing the basic psychology of the average arrogant teenagers on this site, most of the people who view this page are going to be here to 'flamz ma stries!!1!!'. Well, I must then inform you that I will not have any stories for you to do so. If you were called out by me for a being a crap-writer, you fell into one of these lovely categories:

1. Your fic broke the rules. There is no excuse for following the guidelines that you agreed to when joining this site. Either suck it up that you were caught, or learn to read the guidelines before you post. None of the rules are truly that difficult.

2. Your fic made my eyes bleed. Listen, if you can't properly write in a langue that resembles literate English, than don't post without someone tearing the awful parts of your story away and smoothing them out. There is no excuse for completely nonexistent grammar or punctuation. (Abusing the emphasis tools also falls into this category. Rest assured you will not make many friends this way.)

3. You wrote sex-scene that is rather obviously written by someone who has never had sex. This is more for your benefit rather than mine, as I always need a good lulz now and then, in the fact that people really don't need to present their swelling stupidity to the general populace in a public place.

4. Your own created character screams 'Sue' before chapter two. Mary-Sues suck the life from anything that may be good in the actual story. Avoid this plague and put some amount of effort into your characters. (The 'one character flaw' thing that Stephanie Meyer did to Bella does not count!)

5. If you're just a plain obnoxious troll that has nothing better to do with their time than pollute the fanfiction community with nonsensical garbage versus creating something productive with your time. You will not have the 'grace period' that I often have for other bad writers, and I will not be offended by your pathetic attempts to knock me off my pedestal.

For more about me, I will tell you straight off that I will not put up with your whining and juvenile attempts of verbal toxic waste. Illiteracy in messages will be openly mocked, and severe offenders will be given a lovely place in my up-coming "Wall of Shame". If you wish to send in your aplication, simply send me a very hostile message filled with completely idiotic things and I shall return your acceptance or rejection notices in three to seven buisness days.

If accepted on the Wall of Shame, you will have the lovely privillage of your utter stupidity and idiotic words posted for the internet at large to see. I will even add in my own loving sporks to brighten things up for others enjoyment. Other benefits include being blocked for a time period ranging from one to six weeks for any abuses of your ability to communicate and being openly mocked.

If you find yourself on the wall and wish to have yourself removed, wait-out your blocked period and contact me as the mature and better person that you are. Sending me irrehensible dribble will result in a longer ban with a larger chunk of the wall in your honnor.

It should be noted that any and all overly-hostile threats to my physical or mental being can possibly result in a permanant ban and a insistent report to the Administration of violent threats.

As a final mention of myself, I must inform you the reader that my percieved criticism (whether you decide to lable my words that or not) is not bullying. I will not, unprovoked, launch into a rage-filled tyraid at you because your story sucks. I will be blunt and harsh with the way I use my diction, but all of my volatile criticism shall be directed at the story. That is to say, it is not my fault that you decided to take my reviews as personal attacks, as I am not bullying you over the internet by saying that your story, posted in a public medium, is complete trash.

You may think that you are the messiah of the fanfiction fandoms you participate in; but, I assure you, you aren't. Your much more pathetic and easily damaged arrogance is no match for my much greater and very well-supported arrogance. I'm not better than you, I simply have more practice.

Don't like the way I do things? Have a problem with the fact that I'm a mean flamer who won't mix words with those who aren't worth it? Too bad for you, as I honestly don't care about your feelings on the matter. Would you like to know why? It's because I'm honestly tired of having to search through untold layers of utter rubbish that are choking all the fandoms of this site. I'm disgusted with what the internet population has deemed appropriate enough to christen fiction, and I'm going to do something about it.

If you don't like the rules of the site, or can't handle being told up-front that you can't write for s*t, than you need to take your pathetic and language-challenged bum somewhere else to be an annoying insect. I'm not leaving because you decided to spam my account, and nothing you say is going to make me regret my words. Get used to it, or get lost.

Fandoms I Decide To Go "Hunting" Through:

Twilight: Though the overall fandom is now much better in check thanks to the LU, there's still an insufferable amount of trash that has been vomited over an already toxic waste-land.

Naruto: The beast of the Mary-Sue and their connected family the Gary-Stues seem to run absolutely wild in this fandom. Though not technically against the rules, a good slaying here or there of particularly horrific characters is necessary.

Star Wars: This one is surprisingly clean as far as fanfiction goes; but rule-breakers and troll-fics pop-up every now and again. Not exactly a high priority place.

Dragon Ball (Z/GT): Oh, how the mighty have fallen. In a fandom where epic warriors are reduced to mere shells of their former selves, and the women are pushed into the roles of masturbatory aids for the shells. A lot of trollfics in this section proceed with caution.

Harry Potter: Fanbrats aplenty here, and many of them crap-writers who want to 'relase der imginiton' on this site, while still failing to comprehend the mere basics of proper English. This one often makes me shed tears for the characters I love.

There are other fandoms I have a tendency to drift through, but these ones above are the ones on my main check-list. If you don't see your particular fandom up there, assume that you did something exceptionally stupid for it to gain my notice.

More to Come as I remember what else may be of value, and I hope you have a wonderful English-filled day!