Ms. Bagelhead here with my friend Ms. Winky. We're here to add some stories into your lives, hopefully ones that will amuse you a great amount.

I, Ms. Bagelhead, am a 14-year-old girl who lives in the U.S. I play the clarinet in band and enjoy confusing people as well as math and writing. In my spare time, I'm usually on the computer or writing a story with my random but creative imagination.

And I am Ms. Winky! ;-) I to am 14 and sadly I can't play any instrument. I am currently trying to steal Ms. Bagelhead's Clarinet! (J/K) I Love to Read and write. Most of my time is spent on the computer, writing, reading, and of course the major one, school! Have fun reading!

On a side note, I would like to point out that I HAVE A HEAD! NOT Ms. Bagelhead!
YOU LIE!! IT IS I WHO HAVE THE HEAD MS. WINKY!
NO! ME!
ME!

(Please read our stories as we continue our argument!)