Draco met a dragon. The dragon ate him. Then he spat out his bones because he couldn’t digest them.

Hey guys! Me and my friend are psychopaths from gemany and write stories together, at least we try. We have been reading fanfictions for so long that we eventually decided to sign up here, so we can let you read our pretty absurde thoughts (as you can already notice while reading our username).

Furthermore I (the unicorn) really like the word „furthermore“ and also „cannibalism“. My friend (the Robot) doesn’t like these words, but she likes words and phrases like „to make matters worse“ and „navy“ (just because she loves NCIS).

Our hobbies are reading, talking about bullshit and fantasy. And eating. A lot. Really lot. Like a pandabear. The robot says I am a pandabear because I’m lazy, fat and I’m always eating. And I think she’s a koalabear because she’s soft and she did a googletest and got that as a result. Also her sister says that. But despite all these peculiarities we like each other and are friends since she broke my ruler in lesson and threw a piece at the teacher.

Well, see you guys! We hope you enjoy reading our stories!

Robot & Unicorn

"Always I wanna be with you

and make believe with you

and live in harmony, harmony

oh, love!" - Robot Unicorn Attack