![]() Author has written 7 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranma, and Detective Conan/Case Closed. Name: HeartXCrossbones Age: 22 Eyes: Blue Gender: Female Hair: sometimes brown mostly black and, when I feel like it, blue. Personality: Quirky QUICK IMPORTANT MESSAGE: I have read about someone posting Anonymous reviews and signing them in someone else's name. Therefore, please note that I will NOT write an anonymous review and sign my name to it. Instead, I am only signing my name to reviews that I write WHILE LOGGED on. I hope that this will help relieve some issues of some sleazy slimeball's twisted idea of a game. Whoever's doing it needs some serious mental help. *If you feel like doing the same: feel free to copy and paste this message into your profile, adding your name to the list...PhantomBrat...CandyassGoth...HeartXCrossbones...* IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON () CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER! TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!... Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report' If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password and possibly your bank account details. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon.. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus softwares are not capable of destroying it yet. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.. PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY Funniest joke I have ever read THE CHICKEN GUN The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist! Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOF SHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER’S BACK-REST IN-TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW. THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THEIR EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS. NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO — “DEFROST THE CHICKEN.” Story updates: If anyone wants to adopt my stories and rewrite them, then you can do so just send me a pm if you want to thank you! Favorite sayings and Scenes: "I reject reality and substitute my own!" Adam Savage (I think that's how you spell his last name) from Mythbusters. "of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most" my mom "people that don't know me think i'm quiet, people that do wish I was" a sticker I found "those two had better run...Fast" the beginning of a new adventure "Its...amazing...I've never seen someone eat twice their own body weight in fruit" Yu-Gi-Oh: Capsule monsters(I think thats how grandpa muto said it) "I suffer from CRS, can't remember s*" Me and my mom 'Yugi chuckled. "I know what you mean." Yugi said. He looked up and his jaw dropped. "Oh my god." Yugi said. Dr. Edwards turned and his jaw dropped. "You have to be kidding me." Dr. Edwards said. There were two teenagers that had been brought in, and their feet were stuck in cement. Yugi and Dr. Edwards looked at each other. "I didn't know we had become construction workers now." Dr. Edwards said. "You never know. We'd better put on straight faces." Yugi said. "Right." Dr. Edwards said.' Starting over by yugiyamifangirl ' "I think I broke something," moaned her brother, from his position on the ground. "Growing pains," said Ishizu sweetly, ignoring the tanned hand that reached for assistance. "In my head!" shrieked Marik, jabbing said body-part and wincing there after. "I certainly hope so," said his sister with a sugary poison in her voice and evil triumph in her eyes, "a wonderful day for us all! Let us celebrate the birth of Marik's first braincell!" ' By ThisLittlePiggyStayedHome "Coffee! Coffee, Coffee, Coffee! Capucino! Java! Yes!" Tech guy from Dante's Peak. "we asked her about the car, but the only thing she could tell us is that it had four wheels." Criminal minds: suspect behavior Game show Host: Gentleman, what Spanish word or Phrase would your wife say best describes her bust? Contestant 3: Nada. Me: Does he Want to die? Newly wed game Favorites Favorite Animes: Fairy tail; One Piece; Ranma 1/2; Yu-Gi-Oh; Detective Conan; Vampire Princess Miyu; Black Butler; Devil May Cry; Card Captor Sakura; Inuyasha; Rosario Vampire; Tokyo Mew Mew; Full Metal Alchemist; 07-Ghost; Katekyo Hitman Reborn; rurouni kenshin; Pokemon; Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood; Bleach; High school of the dead; Saiyuki; Naruto; Favorite book series: Artemis fowl and many, many more Favorite music: Japanese-rock, Rock, and anime openings Favorite Crossovers: Ygo & Harry Potter, Ygo & DNAngel, Ygo & Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Ygo & Inuyasha, Ygo & streetfighter, and any others that involve Yu-Gi-Oh Ranma & Katekyo Hitman Reborn and whatever strikes my fancy Favorite Duel monster Cards: Dark Magician, Marshmallon, Dark Magician girl, The Tricky, Ra, Slifer, Obelisk, Silent Magician, Arcana Knight Joker, Silent Swordsman, Silver Fang, Knights Title, Dark magic attack, Dark Magician Knight, Magic Formula, Magician of black chaos, Mystical elf, Thousand Knives, Morphing Jar, Fire Princess,Gold Sarcophagus, Monster reborn, Toon World, Toon Gemini elf, Cannon Soldier, Toon Dark magician girl, Ufo turtle, Gandora the dragon of destruction, Victoria, Kuriboh, & Card distruction. Favorite Anime Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fulbuster, Erza Scarlet, Happy, Lucy Heartfilia, Gildartz, Wendy Marvel, Gajeel, Carla; Monkey D. Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Sanji, Usopp, Chopper, Robin, Franky, Brook, Portgas D. Ace, Monkey D. Garp, Coby, Shanks, Trafalgar Law, Kid, Nefertari Vivi, Carue; Saotome Ranma, Tendo Akane, Tendo Kasumi, Tendo Nabiki, Kunoiji Ukyo, Khu Lon, Hibiki Ryoga, Ono Tofu, Konatsu; Yugi, Yami (Atem), Joey, Tristan, Grandpa Muto (because he is comical), Mana, Mahado; Shinichi/Conan, Haibara, Ayumi, Kaitou KID, Mitsuhiko,Doctor Agasa, Jodie-sensei, Akai Shuuichi, James Black, Kudo Yuusaku & Yukiko, Hatori Heiji, Satou Miwako, Takagi, Megure, Chiba, Ran; Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kirara, Jaken (again Comical); Sakura, Tomoyo, Touya, Shaoran, Keroberos, Yue; Dante, Patty (Comical), Lady (also comical when with Dante); Ciel Phantomhive, Sabastian, Maylene (hilarious), Tanaka (very Hilarious), Bardroy, Undertaker(very comical), Finnian (Very, Very Hilarious), Grell (XD Down right Looney), Maaka, Ichigo Momomiya, Miyu, larva, Shina Favorite Pairings: -YAOI- YamiXYugi (Puzzleshpping) AtemuXHeba (Blindshipping) BakuraXRyou (Tendershipping) MarikXMalik (Bronzeshipping) TristanXDuke (Chaseshipping) ShinichiXKaito HattoriXHakuba AokoXAkako -HET- TeaxTristan (Supportshipping) NatsuxLucy ShinichiXRan KaitoXAoko HattoriXKazuha HakubaXAkako Put this --NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS -- normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions. normal people: Say "OMG!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)" normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!" normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!" normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless. normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt. normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine. normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik. normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past. normal people: Think little people are stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid. normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto. normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there! normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them. normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and recieve many awkward stares XD) normal people: Don't believe in real magic. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm. normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba. If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile. Copy & Paste to profile stuff: If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature! If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you think Lucky should let the kids have the freaking Lucky Charms, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you are a YGOTAS fan put this on your profile IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting Opening Credits: senbonzakura by vocaloid Waking Up: Tsukiakari no michirube by stereopony First Day At School: Evidence by DaisyxDaisy Falling In Love: Fairy Tail op 3 Fight Song: Monster by skillet (perfect timing) Breaking Up: Trinity seven op – seven doors Prom night: Bleach op 7 (sorry can’t remember the name of this one) Life: Detective Conan op 39 - Dynamite Mental Breakdown: Kinjirareta Asobi by ALI PROJECT Driving: pleasure of battle – Bleach ost Flashback: Two breaths walking by vocaloid Getting back together: Period by chemistry Wedding: Sekiranun Graffiti by Ryo Supercell ft. Miku Birth of Child: Shunkan sentimental by scandal Final Battle: poker face by vocaloid Funeral Song: Fairy tail op 6 – Fiesta (my music library is a smartass) Final Credits: the world by nightmare Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso . 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the Opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "Why don't the poems rhyme?" 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom". 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this onto your profile!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile! You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. Ninety-two percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the eight percent who would be laughing your a* off. Ninety-eight percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle: Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. 90% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are part of the 10% sitting there with popcorn, video camera and 3D glasses screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you - 1) Think all villians are hot (No kidding) 2) Don't mind going grey anyway 3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami (But I swear! She's right there!) 4) Want a trench coat 5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity 6) Think Tans are super sexy (Heck yeah!) 7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles 8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do 9) Think mullets are dead hot 10) Think Little brothers are just the best (I love mine) 11) Would go gay for some characters 12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game! 13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (All the time) 14) You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't) 15) CROSSDRESS 16) Have read this like 5 times 17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan (That's for sure...) 18) You are a fangirl/boy 19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards 20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh 21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck 22) You often quote characters (My voice gives me super strength! XD) 23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh 24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect (Mine has been perfected :D) 25) You think men that were crop top are awesome! 25) You have either a dragon, accult, egyption and/or dice fetish! (Definitely egyptian. And albino) 26) You love your friends! 27) You can quote most episodes 28) You'd love to go to Egypt 29) Your answer to everything- Shut up _ 30) You have spent hours looking for millenium items 31) You own a millenium item (Yeah i do, The Millenium Sword) 32) If you own a millenium item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over T.T 33) You think owning a yami is perfectly normal (Think? I know) 34) You know all/most of the shipping 35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names 36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding 37) You often dress like a character 38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters! 39) You prefere Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday (LOL! Whenever someone says leather, I start giggling) 40) You own a creepy doll/teddy (Her name's Bella) 41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an ANime it's LIFE! 42) You wear your school blazer as a cape (Everyone knows it's cooler that way) 43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans day 2 - the same day 3 - the same day 4 - the same, 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!" 44) You have a background song! 45) Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day", You: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!" 46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privalage than a threat to you 47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut! 48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! (Yami fangirl XP) 49) You treat that character like he/she is real (Bakura is real. How else would 2012 come around?) 50) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! 51) You know the dangers of glomping 52) You think LK is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday! 53) whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists my hair is..." 54) When life gives you lemons you give it some Brooklyn Rage! 55) You refere to your brother as Ni-San (He always gives me weird looks when I do that) This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God A Bit About Friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try to be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Put this in your profile if you hate child abuse I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, Gothic Lust, HeroInTheShadows, HiDiNgFrOmYoU Werepanther33 lalunaticscribe HeartXCrossbones PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE! You say Edward, I say Atem You say Bella, I say Tea You say Jacob, I say Yugi You say Rosalie, I say Mai You say Alice, I say Mana You say Emmett, I say Joey You say Jasper, I say Bakura You say Volturi, I say Marik's Evil Council Of Doom Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more person who will never know what the world is like. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. If you love Yaoi, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your a YamixHikari (Includes SetoxJou!) shipper, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If the person you talk to the most is yourself then copy this into your profile. If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile For people who hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's (or close to it), so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND (or ORCHESTRA), so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm an Aspie (or autistic), so I MUST be anti-social. I laughed so hard at this one when I saw it that I had to copy and paste it because I also understand the reverence, so to speak, for coffee... especially in the morning. "Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever."—St Drogo, patron saint of coffee by You’re out of your Vulcan mind You know you'd think I'd gone nuts with how much I put on my profile!!! XP |
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