Hiya'll! I'm the psycho formerly known as Yukiko. Apparently I'm now Yukiko3, go figure. I'm also known as the Rabid Harry Potter Hater, and the Girl Who Reads Too Much Slash. And this is my lil' buddy, Nino. He's my muse.
Chibi cat boy with a brown stripe on each cheek comes out.
Nino- How come I gotta be stuck in Chibi form?
Yukiko- Cause it's your handy travel size! ~huggles Nino~

Anyways...
I'm a rabid otaku evil villian fangirl. You find me an anime, show me a villian and I'm probably already glomped on him. Seriously! I watch Yu Yu Hakusho (ya know, that's the only show where the good guys are far superior to the baddies), Yu Gi Oh, Inu Yasha, Fushigi Yuugi (when I can get the videos...), Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Rurouni Kenshin, Cardcaptor Sakura, and Trigun, and have read most of the above's manga.

Nino- What about me!
Yukiko- You know I can't read your's, I'm the authoress of it!
Nino- Well, you could get around to writing it!
Yukiko- I'm working on it!
Nino-;

I like writing Humor, mostly on account of my romance sucks and I can't even bear to sit down and type up new chapters.

Things annoying me today: In Tony Goldmark's Sirius Black, Malfoy says quite distinctly "Wiotch" and yet, all these people that say it's their favorite line in the song writes it "Biotch". WTH!

Well, I'll be back soon to regail you about my life! Ciao!

~~Random Quote of the day~~
"Yes, it is a MANLY beater"
~in reference to a triangle beater

"Slotted spoons don't hold much soup"
~Into the Woods

"Never wear mauve to a ball" "Or Pink" "Or open your mouth"
~Into the Woods

"Ready? SHOOT HIM!"
~Ron Weasly

"I liked the part where he stopped moving"
~Harry Potter

ahem... "FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES, FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES, WHEE! La la" "Ronikus Explodicus" boom...
~Potter Puppet Pals

"NO PANT'S IN THE CLASSROOM!"
~Fishy

"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants"
~Russian LOTR

"Look, Jenny, he's eating my cake!
~English lesson

"Quick, does it hurt?"
"YES it HURTS!"
~Fushigi Yuugi

"YES! That's one for the dress!"
~Scello

"Let's make like a tree... and go."
~Jeans comercial

"I got an Aristotole of the most ping-pong tiddly in the whole nuclear sub."
~Sam

"All forms of Hillbillery imaginable"
~Overheard in English class

"Send Bush a pretzle"

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"
~A pin

"I chose to be gay the day you chose to be straight"
~a pin

"Die, licorice, die!"
~someone in the cafeteria

"Sure Mom, gay can mean happy"
~A pin

"In my simple, humble neigborhood, on my simple humble street"
~Rosie ("Really Rosie")

(Run Forrest, run!)
~Ms. Fairbrother

("Why is there such suffering in life)
~Guy De Maupausant

"Spanky Pictures"
~An actual production agency

"The following is a test of the Public Blobcasting System:
a giant blob devours the city and all its inhabitants
This concludes our test. Had there actually been a blob coming to devour the city...oh wait..."

"Ranma... We get that you're like a stud... and a he-man... but, uh, you're still wearing girls' shorts!"
~Ranma's friend... dude

"Farewell, mortal bus-boy!"
~Sarah (Hocus Pocus)

"Ya never know when the Sh's gonna hit ya!"
~Mrs. DeRagon

"Random acts of shushing."
~Mrs. DeRagon

"There will be no use of students as battering rams. Or spears. Unless I get a picture."
~A random teacher

"Random acts of chimes"
~Mrs. DeRagon

"Use the sights, Luke"
~Thumb Wars

"My dear fellow, you strike me at present as being situated in the moon, kingdom of dream, province of illusion, capitol: Soap Bubble."
~Courfeyrac

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "
~Douglas Adams

"By the Big Slippers of Big Slipper-dom!
-Les Miserables