ShoQueen
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Joined 01-22-10, id: 2226878, Profile Updated: 11-30-10
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

Hello, strangers.

and Welcome.

ShoQueen's name is Kate.

Her age is a variable...so might as well just say she's a 1996 person.

She is Russian, she was born in Russia too, isn't that just Marvelous?

Lives in Canada, but doesn't like it very much.

Yes she is infact a highschool student, and she very much DISLIKES it.

The word she finds funniest is "Flagella"(Flia-jie-la), the definition of that word is "a cell's tail".

ShoQueen likes a large variety of Anime, manga, cartoons, comics, innuendo's, emo/goth/punk style, indie/rock music, yaoi, this website, and many more rather...amusing...things.

However, with liking things comes disliking things, and ShoQueen does not like obnoxious people, crowds, homophobes, Public places, and when people shove their "beliefs" down her throat, infact she wouldn't enjoy ANYTHING forcibly shoved down her throat.

So do you want to be friends with ShoQueen? Oh unless ofcourse if your a homophobe that will forever babble about how gross yaoi is .;

~ Show ~ Queen ~

Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/#!/KateBorissov?ref=profile

Youtube:http://www.youtube.com/user/AngryMelon5

DeviantArt:

Her fave bands/singers ~ My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, All Time Low, Breaking Benjamin, A Day to Remember, MGMT, Queen, Bon Jovi, Muse, Seether, Marilyn Manson, Within Temptation, Sick Puppies, Saliva, Fireflight, Nickelback, Billy Talent, Evanescence, Versailles and some other similar bands.

Anime's she likes ~ Bleach, Ergo Proxy, Hetalia, Vampire Knight, Soul Eater, Death Note, Code Geass, Fullmetal Achemist, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Shows ~ Dexter, Vampire Diaries, Dexter, Pretty Little Liars, Dexter, 21 Jump Street, Dexter, W.I.T.C.H, Dexter, Danny Phantom, and I'm sorry but did I forget to mention DEXTER?

Books (and Manga) ~ Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, The Girl who Wanted to be a Witch, Boys Next Door, W.I.T.C.H comic series, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, The Thief Lord, and Cue for Treason.

Movies ~ Let Me In, The Prestige, Sherlock Holmes, The Phantom of the Opera, The Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, and The Illusionist.

Yaoi Pairings ~ because ShoQueen is really devoted ~

Bleach: AizenXGin, RenjiXByakuya, KiraXHisagi, ByakuyaXUrahara, and her fave of all GrimmjowXUlquiorra.

Soul Eater: Franken SteinXDeath Scythe (for those who have no idea what soul eater is, those names may sound 'dark' but this anime is actually REALLY REALLY random and hilarious.)

Death Note: LightXL, MelloXNear, and mostly MelloXMatt.

Code Geass: GinoXSuzaku, SuzakuXLelouch, LelouchXRolo.

Fullmetal Alchemist: HughXRoy, RoyXEdward.


Straight Pairings ~ cuz straight is in her instincts (yaoi is just a prefernce ;_;) ~

Bleach: UlquiorraXOrihime, GrimmjowXOrihime, GinXRangiku.

Soul Eater: SoulXMaka, Franken SteinXMedusa, Death the KidXChrona (We don't know if Chrona is a girl or a boy, ShoQueen believes Chrona is a Girl or transexual, so lets stick with that for now)

Death N--...screw that all the straight pairs in D.N suck, Light X Misa? blehh...Light was just taking advantage of her Shinigami eyes...and she actually knew that but still supported him...well D.N's messed up, in a good way.

Code Geass: LelouchXC.C

Fullmetal Alchemist: EdwardXWinry, RizaXRoy.


...I think I'm done with all the about ShoQueen stuff...finally.

But before I go on with random crap I might as well specify, ShoQueen will be writing mostly OC or Crack (there will probably be alot of Bleach, theres just so many characters and since its a broad show with broad character development it's possible to do practically ANYTHING!), She is taking attempting Lemons into consideration...


~ Random Crap ~

Life is actually really great, there are just so many idiots who make it difficult to enjoy.

In Fullmetal Alchemist, the villians always seem to aim and shoot at Edwards metalic limbs.

In Bleach, everyone found entering a room by blasting through the wall amusing...aspecially if theres ALREADY AN OPEN DOOR a few centimeters away from the Hole! (YES GRIMMJOW I AM TALKING TO YOU XD)

Proof that Death The Kid is gay; he likes things symmetrical, Boy X Girl;not symmetrical, Boy X Boy;symmetrical. Bingo.

Aizen Doesn't have a god complex...he is god.(from Arrancar party by shockweed)

Question: Where did Ulquiorra live before he died? Answer: Gotham City.


REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG (I don't have the full list because it takes too much space DX)

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL INLOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.(the person was SOO different...idc if you judge ur prob not mine)

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. (HEY!!! D:

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.(i have a couple of buddies...even if its on the net, still counts...doesn't it?)

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. (sad thing is, my parents thought that)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (LOL I have swimming pratically everyday)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (thats a big one...for me atleast)

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.(used to be...)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(I just live here...)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(We're actually sick of Beavers...aspecially because we hear hem sing "BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH RIGHT BABY" all day long on the radio)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. (Bloooooood :D)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.(satanist star is upside down,our star is pointing up)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Anarchist all the way, and its not terrorism, we just want to depend on ourselves not someone else who claims they can make our lives better, as if we cannot do it ourselves. Government control is the number 1 reason why humans became so incredibly dependant on some imaginary "higher force")

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I sit with my back straight and chew with my mouth closed, I MUST be posh and stuck up.

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Under the Bastard Flag by Belladonna Rose reviews
Orihime reluctantly agrees to accompany Captain Aizen to save her town from his wrath, only to garner the attention of the pirate who captains the ship called The Pantera. Oh yes, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,516 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Savin' Me by Inuyoshie reviews
Five Espada are thrown into the human world on a wager between Aizen and a mysterious stranger. In order to regain their powers they fall in love. Sounds cliche, ne? But in the end, who will save who? Lotsa OCs, darkish, but enjoy.Rating may go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Grimmjow J., C. Stark
Living Arrangements by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
What would you do if you came home from Spring break to find you're parents gone and in there place... the Espada? Well two best friends are going to do just that. Surving through High School just got a whole lot harder. Oc's. in our universe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,164 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of Grimmjow and Ulquiorra by Reverberating Winds reviews
Boredom happens. That's why two unlikely Espada decide to partner up against the tedium of everyday life-- reluctantly, of course. Together, the nihilistic one and the party animal can keep the doldrums at bay. Crackfic! Not yaoi; no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
21 Jumpstreet by Anwa reviews
My very own episodes.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 165,355 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2006
Bleach: Yo Mama by draconichero21 reviews
A collection of statements meant to make fun of, roast, and glorify several Bleach characters. Most statements are done to the same style as Yo Mama jokes. Rating increased because of sexual inneuendos in 2nd chapter
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Truth: Sequel to Trust by Okami-Raen reviews
SEQUEL to the fic "Truth". Orihime has been captured by Aizen, leaving Ichigo and the others to save her. But, Hara and Grimmjow and the others are dragged back to the seritei! Will Orihime be rescued? And by who? GrimmxOC HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,297 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Grimmjow J.
Недоступное желание by PrinceBlya reviews
Ау. Гримдджо и Улькирра растут в приюте.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - Russian - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
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Espada's have MSN reviews
So 2 girls hack into the page of what the Espada's were chatting about in MSN...Crack, 2 OC's, No pairings...unless i get some suggestions...well yeah...rated T for Grimmjow's and Nnoitora's rainbowy language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen
What Happens when you Taste a Soul reviews
Grimmjow was the freak of Karakura High apart from Szayel,was short and four-eyed,the only friend he had was Stark.But what happend to him through the summer was a total mistery and Stark had a feeling it has to do something with the two green eyed kids
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra