Rated-Elenahide bio
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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. My name is Elena, i'm 14 years old, freshman, I love twilight and Harry Potter, I live in the USA, i have a bit of Bella features like chocolate brown eyes, clumsiness( i trip and fall ALOT), and i also have the same hair colour and slightly the same hair style. I have 1 story I am working on called A Cullen Year and i'm working really hard on it since its my first story ever and i hope you will go and read it. Please review! i like to see what i could do better with my story or if i should just delete it all together. Please! i know i sound desperate but i am! hehehe hugs and tickles(yes i said tickles) A Cullen Year Pictures! Jasper: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3453207926_cb6eb66f45.jpg Chapter 3 Elena and Stefan outfits: Chapter 10 Dance Party outfits: Chapter 11 After shower outfits: Chapter 15 After Wedding outfits: Random Conversations with my friends: At a fundraiser with my friends. Me: look its your mom and stepdad. Amber: No boyfriend. Me: So step-boyfriend? Amber: No hun. just boyfriend.*pats my shoulder in shame* Playing truth or dare at a party. Joselyn: Truth. Me: If you could have sex with any animal what animal would it be? Joselyn: A wolf cause Nicole said wolf. Me: i would have said a whale. Nicole: It's penis is the same size as you. Me: not true...its bigger. *giggles* My friend Amber walks in to the room. she did her hair differently that day. Me: Snooki or a chola take your pick. Amber: Forget you. At school. Kerri: Hey Nicole. did it hurt? Nicole: When i fell from heaven? Kerri: Yeah and when you fell on your face. Me: BUUURRRNNN! Going to class. Me: * trips and falls.* Damn it. Amber: dude...you fell up the stairs. Thats talent. In math class. Me: guess what i'm doing in 16 days! Steven: You finally going to do something with your life? Me: i hate your parents. Steven: What? Why? Me: CAUSE THEY HAD YOU DUMBASS. A dare that i had to do. Me: *running around in circles* ITS RAINING MEN! HALLELUGHIA SWEET JESUS. PRAISE THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY. Abby: *laughing on the ground.* At a competition. Me: *covers Ernests eyes* Guess who? Ernest: *sniffs* Elena? Me: how did you know it was me? Ernest: Cause i know your scent. Me: you sound like a dog .what do i smell like? Ernest: *sniffs me again* Oranges. Me: Oh thats my body wash. Ernest: At least i know you shower now. Me: I DO SHOWER!*yells and walks away* Ernest: I know now! *yelling back.* Changing after P.E Nicole: AHHH cockroach!! Random Person: Kill it!! Me: No!! what if it has a family?! Nicole: Really?* in an 'are you serious' tone* Me: Maybe he was just out looking for food to bring home for his wife and children. Leave it alone. Random person: * kills cockroach* Me: NOOOOO!!! i'll have a funeral for you. * picks up cockroach in a tissue, takes it out side, digs a small hole, puts cock roach in hole, buries it, and walks away.* Me: *walking back in to the room* I hope you guys will be haunted by him. I'm going home. And saying bye to Amber. Me: Peace out Amber: Deuces!!! Me: SHUT UP! We are practicing before our competition. Me: *watching a school band walk by* ugh...who's that school? Were so gonna beat them. Nicole: thats our school stupid. Me: Oh. oops. At practice during our water break. Ernest and I are both laying on the ground. Me: I'm always happy Ernest: No. remember that day when you were crying because of your dad? Me: Well i'm a girl so i have mood swings. I'll be happy one day then be a total bitch the next. Ernest: i know. I'm a real bitch on thursdays. Me: So i shouldn't talk to you on thursdays? Ernest: If you want. Me: I will then. Ernest: I never said i wanted you to. Me: hmmm...gotta go set. *hugs him* Ernest: *pushes me to the ground* Me: Damn you. *walks away* Watching an old 50's movie in class. Movie: *says some cheesy line* Priscilla: cough cough bullshit cough cough Walking home. Amber: Move unless you want to be hit by a car. Me: No i don't feel like being run over today. In the bathroom at school. Kelly: *taking a piss* Me: *in the next stall* KELLY!!!! Kelly: What?!?! Me: THE TOILET WON'T FLUSH!!! Kelly: Ew...you blocked a school toilet. Me: NO!! I WAS JUST TAKING A PISS BUT IT WON'T FLUSH!! *kicking the toilet.* Kelly*comes out of the stall to wash her hands* Well i don't give a damn. Me: *keeps kicking toilet then it flushes* YAY!! I FIXED A SCHOOL TOILET!! Random Person: *looking at us like we had shit in our hair as we walked out of the bathroom.* At the movies (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)*Spoiler Alert if you haven't seen it* Lily: Oh shit...he broke the tomb. DUMBLEDORE!! Me: Lily? he's dead.*pats her shoulder* Lily: *screams* Crowd: SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 10 seconds later. Me: Get away from the tomb you ugly MoFo. Lily: Yeah no one wants your ugly ass face in their face. Me: He's probably raping him. I mean look...it looks like he's thrusting in and out. Lily: Your disgusting but true. Me:no. no. No. No.No. NO. NO.NO*movie ends* HE GOT THE WAND!!!! OH MY GOD!! Crowd: SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH Me: THE MOVIE ENDED YOU DUMB MOFO!! I'm bored so i was poking Kelly. Kelly: Stop Me: No. Kelly: Stop. Me: No. Kelly: STOP! Me: NO! Kelly: DO YOU WANT ME TO HUMP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?! Me: No...I'm good. I'm erasing the number of the guy that i really liked. Chelsea and Cat are helping me. Me* holding my phone infront of me debating whether i should do it or not* Cat: come on elena you can do it. Me: I guess...i could always ask my fried for his number back... Chelsea: you could ask me!! HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND!! Cat and Me: *looks at her her shocked* Chelsea: Your talking about Nate right? Me and Cat: NOOO!! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SENIOR!!! Chelsea: OOOOH!!*starts laughing* i'm soo sorry i thought you were talking about nate! you know i would never do that shit to you. Me: Of course i know! i was just shocked cause i thought you were talking about the senior..*laughing* Cat: *just laughing, turning red, and trying to start breathing* In Art class were shading our drawings. Me: i love art! i suck at it but i think im getting better at i- Joel: BLEND!! WHY WON'T YOU BLEND! COME ON IM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN!! BLEND!!BLEND!!! Me: Joel... Joel: WHAT?! Me: *grabs his paper and blends it almost perfectly* Joel: wait...what the fuck? Teacher: DO NOT USE PROFANITY IN MY CLASSROOM! Me: Your a sub...its not your classroom... Teacher: DO NOT GET SMART WITH ME! Joel: well she should so you can learn something and become a regular teacher instead of a sub!! Class: oooooohh *bell rings* Me: *yells at the sub* STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT! *laughs then joel pulls me away* Texting my BFF Miley Miley: And he was like your pathetic and I dont know why Im dating you :(( Me: OMFG why the hell would he say that?! thats so douchy of him!! Miley: douchy??? O.o Me: yeah! Douche but an adjective :)) Miley: Your something special Elena... Me: AWW!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I LUVS YOU!! Miley: Ur welcome...? Best boyfriend: If i don't call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When I'm quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When I'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i don't answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over |
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Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes, Look Your Last by Moonchild707 reviews
"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,731 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bella Cullen Adopted by Victoria VV reviews
Bella is adopted by the Cullens when she is four days old. She grows an immediate attatchment to Edward and he raises her like a father. But when she turns seventeen something changes, and they fall in-love. But will it be too awkward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and Abuse combined by musiclegend01 reviews
Bella is new in Mystic Falls,she came to live with her cousin Elena to get away from her dark past ,she then meets a certain stranger Damon Salvatore who slowly becomes her best friend,they both think they know each others secret but one of them is off.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,645 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Damon
Baby Eddie and Baby Bella story by emily007 reviews
Discover what life is like for baby Edward, Bella, Jacob and their friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Him? by CatyAnn reviews
First Fanfiction. No flames. Please. T for crude language. Edward is the school player and Bella loathes the dirt he walks on and the exsistence he is. But will events cause her to realize a difference in him? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Love by Isabelle777 reviews
Edward finds a baby in the forest, Isabella they name her. Isabella gets to grow up, in the middle of this wonderful family. But what happens when she's taken away from her family, and wakes up without her memory?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Obsession by The Blue Ones Make Me Fall reviews
Edward and Bella are half siblings. Edward has been obsessed with Bella since they were kids. She leaves Forks but when she comes back, she doesn't know if she can get away from her brother's twisted ways again. Better summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,469 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined by ColorMeChaotic132 reviews
Edward & Bella have been best friends & neighbors since they were little kids, but will they be able to overcome Edward's secrets? ALL HUMAN BxE LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 211,245 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Honesty Goes Both Ways by LadyOracle1 reviews
Bella is just a regular working girl who's always overlooked and overworked. Until her friend Alice makes a suggestion that's too good to pass over. But will Bella regret the decision once she goes for it? Lots of drama, laughter, and lemons will ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Behind the sleeping stars by MarPauPar reviews
"I HATE YOU!" i shouted at him as my brother helped me into his car. i forced my tears back and promised never to cry again. i never thought that they would once again fall for the person who broke my heart first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 76,945 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Twilight Bloopers! by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
HIATUS It is...what it is. Title is self-explanitary. Characters may be OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens spend a week on Isle Esme by Ilovemywolf reviews
The Cullen's go on hoilday for the first time all togeher...what could go wrong? Well,Alice gets Nessie drunk, Edward steals lipstick from Bella, Jacob says no to sex and Emmett gets Rosalie all wet...Nothing could go wrong...Will for sure make you laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight Random Story by Toystool reviews
Adopted By: Mrs.BrianaCullen39 Renesmee stays with Charlie and ends up telling him Carlisle is 370. The story is so complex, and there is so much more than that!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Charlie S., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,608 - Follows: 6,364 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Are You Up for A Game of Truth or Dare? by belwight reviews
The Cullens play their favorite pastime. What else? Truth or Dare? Chaos ensues and secrets are revealed. Slight OOC. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
25 Years Of Love by GottaBeSneaky reviews
Edward and Bella's life over 25 years. One chapter for each year in their life. Basically, a collection of one-shots. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Crime and Kidnapping by black and blue converse reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie were having a normal sleepover until some unexpected visitors came and forcefully kidnapped them. The girls are tortured and each day fear for there lives. Will help come in time? Or will three boney corpses lie on the ground.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Other Half by Twilightchik13 reviews
My name is Bella Swan, I was bullied my entire life by Edward Cullen and his friends. However I moved to Florida 5 years ago, but I'm coming back to Forks and I'm not exactly the same person I was before. Time for revenge, or so I thought...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Mum by Chico01 reviews
Isabella was taken away from Rosalie when she was 4 years old by her parents. Rosalie was then changed into a vampire shortly after and feared she'd never see her daughter again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,340 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Save me from this hell i know by OHsoCONFUSED reviews
Charlie turning abusive to his TEN year old daughter Bella, after Renee leaves and doesn’t bring Bella with her. Now Charlie is a threat to little TEN year old Bella. What happens when her world gets turned up side down? Will The Cullens’ be able 2 saveHE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
First & Last Kiss by TeamSeth123 reviews
Bella and Edward have been BFF's since 7th grade. Will a break-up and kiss lead the two farther away from each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
My Baby Bella by xXJade-RoseXx reviews
Bella's on her way over to the Cullen's, when an accident occurs turning her into a 5 month old baby. Edward and his family must look after her for a while until they find away to turn her back. How will the Cullens cope with the smaller verson of Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The Twilight Diaries by ASimpleTripp reviews
Bella returns to her home in Mystic Falls to get over her breakup with Edward. She shakes Jeremy Gilberts hand and sees a face she thought she would never see again; Katherine. But when she sees Damon S, she knows fate has given their love a second chance
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,188 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella
Guess Whose Back by Yovillelova reviews
Bella comes back after 50 yrs and is living her life. Edward is dating Tanya and can't believe Bella is back. after New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Worse Dare with the Cullens by goober27 reviews
when everyone goes hunting except for jasper and emmet, what will happen to bella? read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Excuses by Isabelle777 reviews
Bella and Alice were friends in High School, though Alice treated Bella like crap. Now, after College, Bella goes with her fiancée Edward Cullen home to meet the parents. But who gets more shocked? Edward's parents, or Edward's sister Alice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella
Twilight Can't Exist! by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
SEQUEL TO TWILIGHT DOESN'T EXIST! Bella has turned up, but Edward assures Emily that it's HER he loves. Edward and Bella become friends and Emily gets jealous... Will their love survive? And what's with Emily's bad feeling about Bella? What is she hiding?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Edward, Emily
It's My Life by musicstarr1219 reviews
The Cullens and the Swans are close family friends.After her parents death Bella is taken in by Esme and Carlisle. Bella and Edward fall in love even though, Bella's 14 and Edward is 18. Possessive Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Growing Up a Cullen by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
3 year old Bella Swan has lost her parents in a vampire attack. The Cullen's have taken her in where she will live with them. Little do they know her parents killer is close by, watching little Bella's steps. Please review! This is my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,269 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Adoption! by twilight4evr84 reviews
Bella Swan was dropped of at a Forks Adoption Center when she was six. The cullens come in one day looking for a child. Everyone gains a Daughter or Sister. As Bella grows will Edward gain more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
We should have just played bored games! by Jacob is so mine reviews
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Book Of Twilight by LoveTwiGirl reviews
17 year old Bella finds a book after she moves in with her dad in Forks. But the book is more then 'just' a book. The book is about a certain vampire coven, that might or might not be real. Full summary inside. M for lemons. Check out poll on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,238 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight on Windows Live! by AllApologies451994 reviews
What do you get when you put all the Twilight characters on MSN? Total chaos, that's what. Here's my first Twilight entry on fanfiction, made up of total randomness. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 43,824 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Cullens introduce: What to do on a boring Day by Crazy-dreamz reviews
Bella is staying over at the Cullens for the Week. Alice becomes bored and so the War of Truth or Dare begins...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009
This Love by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Bella watched her parents die, and the Cullens took her in. But, Bella is a seven year old that knows too much. The Volturi want her dead, until Aro notices Bella's possible power. Raised by the Volturi, Bella see's things differently, like love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Last Light by The Cavity reviews
When Bella dies while giving birth to Nessie, Edward blames Nessie and leaves the Cullen Clan for 7 years. Edward is coming back for the first time since the funeral, and he still resents his child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Your names not Bella? by ShannyTwilightFanny reviews
120 years after Edward left Bella. He never came back and she found someone else and had a family. Her great great granddaughter, Serena moves to Forks and finds the Cullens there. Will Edward fall in love with his one love's granddaughter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens watch New Moon by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Sequel to 'The Cullens watch Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adopted by 1-twilighter-1 reviews
Bella is being abused by Charlie, But When Someone she never expects shows up at her door, Everything Changes. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Lesson by tookkia reviews
Oneshot."Daddy what were you and mommy doing last night?I just want to know what kind of game it was so Jake and I could—" With Renesmee's fourth bday around the corner, Edward nostalgically considers his gem of a daughter, right until she drops the bomb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cullens Discover Their Songs by AlreadyOnMars reviews
When Bella is on a songs website, she comes across a plethera of song about... The Cullens! Rating boosted for song lyrics in future chapters. Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,093 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Surprise! by BellaRose55 reviews
Sequel to Shattered. Joey and Mary want to start a family. They previously had trouble. But when Mary finds out she's pregnant, will everything turn out the way they wanted? Will their past return? And will unexpected things happen? Read to find out!
Another Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,926 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
The Boy I Wish I Had by Edwardlover95 reviews
Bella is abused by her boyfriend Mike Newton. Can Edward help her? M for abuse. Review! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Time Changes People by anon2434 reviews
When Edward left Bella she never became a zombie. She moved to Florida and became a hot - confident - blond - cheerleader. What happens when her school is having a trip to NYC and she runs into someone that said they dont exsist? Please give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Her Dreams Give Her Wings by Kelly Quit Lollygagging reviews
When 9 year old Renesmee runs away from her abusive father, and all she's ever known, will Edward & Bella be enough to save her? Or will Renesmee save Edward & Bella? JxR AH Abuse, dark themes. No rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Twilight Doesn't Exist? by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Emily moves to Forks - Of course she'll choose the famous town from her favourite book... But what happens when she see's The Cullen's? And no-one remembers Twilight but her? Is she going mad? And what happens when she starts falling for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward - Complete
Undying Love by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Bella's friends insist that popular boy Edward Masen likes her, but she doesn't believe. He does everything to get her attention and they eventually go on a date. Bella starts falling in love, but when tragedy strikes, is Bella's life over forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,815 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
What Edward should have said by RWBRyan reviews
Inspired by Movie Characters. This is What Edward should have said to Bella when they were breaking up in NEW MOON.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Alice's Documentary by HellsTheTwerd reviews
The Cullens and Jake are snowed in. Alice's is bored out of her head and makes a documentary about thier life. after Breaking Dawn. Rating for future lemon's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice
Friends Forever? by i run with vampys reviews
Bella was friends with Edward in 1918, and he turns into a vampire and she doesn't know. Years later they meet each other again. What will happen?Will sparks fly? EXB AU i dont own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's List by takingnames15 reviews
The Cullen's are fed up with Emmett, so the make a list of what he CAN'T do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Twilight Aim chatroom by NOTAFANFICANYMORE reviews
Im really bad at summarys Lol. Just plain randomness, sometimes people blow up.. Emmett wants to eat butter and bagels.. A weird person who says hes god and Just really funny. So far, ive gotten all good reviews. .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009
Living With Vampires by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
Alice and Rosalie find a baby in the woods, and they want to keep it. See what happens.... Rated T just in case... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Will I Ever Love Again? by Mrs. Jess Cullen reviews
Bella runs away from her abusive step father Phil. She can only hope that her father and brother will be willing to take her in. AH Rated M for mature. Contains rape and abuse scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,086 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Games With TheCullens by johnna146 reviews
The Cullens decide to play some games including Would You rather. I've never and Truth or Dare. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Vampire Playground by Queen of the Dorks reviews
Four-year-old Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie get adopted by Carlisle and Esme. Keep in mind that once bitten, ALL vampires are like Renesmee, but become like the "typical" Twilight vampires once they reach age 30. Not too vulgar...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken by barefootduchess reviews
Bella's parents were killed by bad vamps when she was a little girl. James and Victoria keep her around for 'entertainment' until she's old enough to become a meal. The Cullens rescue her but will Bella's mind survive? BxE, Cannon Pairings, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,459 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Is Fair In Love And War by TnmElovr reviews
Sequel to That Thing You Do. Bella's parents are gone and her new vampiric life seems great. But what happens when someone notices Bella has Edward wrapped around her finger? Drama, heart ache, and betrayal insue on this rollercoaster ride called life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted Twilight x by JZRobsessed reviews
BELLA VS JESSICA EDWARD VS MIKE bare funny,lmk what you think?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Cullen Aim by 00StupidLamb00 reviews
I know alot of people have done this but here is my stab at it p.s. I own none of these characters though I wish I did they belong to Stephenie Meyer Rated T for language and stuff :B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Nessie learns a new word! by Perfekt Rain reviews
It was a long, boring afternoon. Nessie was playing on she the floor with blocks while Bella and Jacob until her tower collasps. And then she gives them a SPECIAL surprize ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Bella's Dream by Joker In The Pack reviews
Bella's Dream. Worth reading ; Oneshot. Bella has a very crazy dream involving Edward, Jasper, Alice, Mike Newton, and alot of weirdness...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Broken Beyond Repair by RAWR.ImaMonster reviews
Bella has been abused since she was 15 then moves to Forks to meet Edward Cullen. Can he fix her or is she broken beyond repair? Pretty bad at summaries but please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Kissed My MOM! by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Emmett accidentally lets it slip to Nessie that Jacob kissed Bella. Nessie explodes into a fit of hysteria and panic. “You said exactly what you meant to say! MY JACOB had the hots for MY MOM!” My 1st Fanfiction so be kind. All five chapters are complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Growing Pains by An Emotional Vampire reviews
4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,253 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renesmee Wets The Bed by Catday reviews
Nessie wakes up one night wet. Why is she so upset? What do Edward and Bella do? Funny one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
The Lucky One by Beamqueen40 reviews
Bella is a six year old who is abused by her father and left to die till Carlisle saves her. The family wants to adopt her, but mut hide their secret till she's 16. Then she decides what she wants. BxE Story is better then summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Be my hero by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are all orphans, living off there love for each other. One day, Ms Willow, there overseer, who was like a mother to them, turns up missing and is reported dead. Moving in her place is a man; Taylor Wilkins. Sum inside. Rate changes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,337 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Nessie Walks in by HellsTheTwerd reviews
As the title says Nessie walks in. Sorry if it's short but please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Issy Marie by Khockeygrl4 reviews
25 years after Edward left me, I decided it’s time for payback. My name is Isabella Swan, and I am a vampire. My power is to absorb other vampire’s powers. Now, I'm Issy Marie, and I'm going to be Edward's girlfriend. read full summary inside. Maybe BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prank Wars by Surviving Sheika reviews
April Fool's Day with the Cullens? TAKE COVER! Who will survive this war? Who will emerge victorious? Certainly none of these characters. Rated T for mischief and bad ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,046 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Crazy AIM by XshoppingshortieX reviews
What will happen when the Cullen's get AIM? Bella is in love with fruit loops, Emmett is going to cry? And Jasper is perky? Read to find out more! Bella is still human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
That thing you do by TnmElovr reviews
Bella Swan was abbandoned at the age of 3, when the cullens plan to adopt her.What happens though as Bella ages and Edward starts to fall in love with his little sister? I know its been done before but give it a chance please! Also i suck at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Character Theme Songs According To Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Nessie learns a lesson by Stargirl888 reviews
Alternative version of "Renessme in Trouble" but contains spanking. Not in a sexual way. Nessie has been suspended 13 times in 12 years. See how Bella and Edward deal with the situation Also Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Save me from him by Amberjoe reviews
Bella has just moved to Forks with her father, Charlie. He abuses her and she thinks it will never end when she meets a certain Edward Cullen. All human. E/B R/Em J/A . Normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare? by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
With a name like Cullen, it has to be dazzling by maggiekb reviews
The Cullens are in a creative writing class together. The teacher assigns them to edit a popular slogan so that it reflects their partner. Bella is human, Cullens are vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare, Cullen style by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
the Cullens and Bella not Carlisle and Esme play truth or dare. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
An Unusual Blessing by Araven14 reviews
Bella is six months old when she is found, orphaned by a devastating car accident, by Esme Cullen. The Cullen's agree to adopt this unusual blessing, but danger is just around the corner... Canon pairings, R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iming with the cullens! and werewolvesss by MirandaCullen223 reviews
Im thing with Cullens and werewolves. i know theres a million of these, but give it a chance! :DD Read and Reveiw. After Breaking Dawn. *SPOILERSS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Everybody's Fool by twilightrockslove14 reviews
Edward left Bella in new moon. Bella was broken. 4 years later Bella is perfectly content. Until some familiar people appear in her life again. However, this time joining them is a beautiful strawberry blonde hmmm...interesting. A lil OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,608 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Twilight Retarded Edition by Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Bullied into Love by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Bella is a sophomore in HS; she’s not very popular. Edward is 22 and works at Wal-mart. What happens when Bella makes a bet that she can get him to ask her to the dance? Can she get this wal-mart cutie to ask her to the dance? All human! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reversed Twilight by NOTAFANFICANYMORE
Its awsome, just read it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella
Crazy Cullen Moments by Courtney0012 reviews
See how many crazy cullen moments the Girls and Boys in the Cullen house hold pull. Emmett is crazy, Jasper thinks he has weight issues and Edward and his Piano are a problem and Cullen girls do crazy things too in and outside the Cullen household.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mommy, Do Vampires? by CloudForTifa reviews
Renesmee has a few questions about what vampires can or can’t do. HUMOUR! Don't take it too seriously! It's all good fun!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Sex Talk! by Thunder's Blade reviews
Post BD. Nessie is a teenager, and Edward and Bella decide to give her the sex talk. However, as usual, Jake had done something to make Edward furious at him. Emmett also interferes. Very short, but slightly funny toward the end. No LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Telling Renesmee The Story by TheTwilightPixie reviews
This is a short funny story about Edward, Bella and Jacob telling Renesmee about what we call the twilight saga.. very funny. and short.. do read to find out what happens :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Quiet Rage by LMELMK-1970 reviews
Between New Moon and Eclipse. Bella allowed herself to move on with Jacob, even though a part of her heart still belonged to the beautiful vampire with topaz eyes. See what happens when Edward returns to find his soulmate married to another -- the enemy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,600 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back In Black by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Stefan takes a journey through Damon's closet.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
My daddy and a lady? by Alexward reviews
Renesme goes shoping with Edward what happens when a woman wants Edward... ONE-SHOT...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Edward's Gotta Poop by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Edward has to poop really badly. Will he make it to the restroom in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009
Charlie Swan is taking 'Parental Control! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare Alice style by SevenDayLoan reviews
the title explains it all. Truth or dare with the cullens plus jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Alice
Bittersweet by marissa.memories369 reviews
Renesmee and Jacob finally express their love for each other when they are left home alone. Will anyone be able too stop Edward, Jasper and Emmett from killing Jacob? And now, a year later, Nessie and Jacob are getting married! Chapter one is a lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,994 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Yet Another AIM With The Cullens Story by MadlyInLoveWithMusic reviews
rated for mild ish swearing later on. Will hopefully be funny. set 1 year after BD ends, all cannon pairings. Will be few own characters in future chapters. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! NOTHING I TELL YOU! Well, i do own the idea of the OC's. XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Words IM and Cullen Don't Mix by HaruhixKyon reviews
RATED M FOR A REASON //the pervy minds of seventh grade girls, for example// But not for lemon, just implications/language. This takes place a few years after BD, when the Cullens suddenly discover....INSTANT MESSAGING Half companion to my other IM story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
What WE thought of Twilight by block mango reino reviews
Twilight movie scenes with commentary. Idea taken from my friend ALISON.PLOWY.STALTSON.JACOBY. Co-written with ostentatious.spontainious.ME and REINO-CULLEN.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
PRANKS! by xxfanpirexx reviews
The Cullens start pranking people. Edward "Kills" Bella, Jasper's hat, Rosalie on a "plane", Alice hitting on random people 2 and 3, and... EMMETT IN A PINK FURRY BEDAZZLED SPEEDO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Rated T for disturbing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
To humiliate a Cullen by xxfanpirexx reviews
Mike knows the Cullen's secret, and know it will only be oh-so-easy to win Bella back. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE PATIENCE TO READ IM'S! ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Hiding by BittersweetKiss reviews
The first night Edward watches Bella sleep and she wakes up and finds him hiding in her closet. Takes place in Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Jamillia reviews
Renesmee and Jacob go inside when the rain starts, but she is bored. How about a game of Truth or Dare? Warning: Obviously, Breaking Dawn spoiler
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
AIM with the Cullens by sugarhigh123 reviews
What happens when the Cullens and other members of Forks try out IMing? Very OOC, but hopefully funny. Whats Edwards secret? Who does Jessica look like? And who the hell is "anybody"? Might add more some day, but for now, it's on hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2008
Note Passing by sugarhigh123 reviews
What happens when people pass notes and get caught? Sort of funny I think, if you have my sense of humor. Mike, Mrs. Goff, Mr. Banner's fan club, it's all there. Flames will be used to help me burn jacob in hell. Sequel is much better, so read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Troy Bolton's 88 Way's to Annoy People by Staycee24 reviews
Troy writes a list of his 88 ways to annoy people! Read, review and then i'll make oneshots of the different ones...Love Stacey xxxx
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Bellas Human Moment by missusb reviews
Bella has a human moment while staying over at Edwards. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Coma by melissamarie173 reviews
Bella suddenly wakes up only to find out...what? She's been where for the past three years? And Edward...he's...he's...? oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
OMGWTF SIRUIS! by newmoon1220 reviews
Better than it sounds :] Bella just reads the part where…dun Dun DUN! Sirius cough cough spoiler cough…well sobs…you know! She has a little emotional breakdown... based on personal experience! R&R please! SPOILER ALERT: HARRY POTTER 5!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Jessica's Ride Home! by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Sugar & Spice & Harry Potter is Not Nice by Drei Elles reviews
Our take on what would happen in the sixth book if we got in!) Three girls get sucked though a purple vortex to another dimention, Harry Potter's dimention. What they do not know is their presence there is very dangerous to the wizarding world! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,490 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003
Life with an extra Cullen reviews
Just a little Cullen story...including an extra Cullen. Fluffy,Lang,and sexual themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Edward