So a villain and a pilot walk into a bar, where a wizard is sitting.
'Why so serious?' asks the Joker.
'Surely you can't be serious,' says the pilot.
'I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley,' Sirius Black replies, downing the rest of his Firewhiskey.

I have a penchant for bad jokes and Harry Potter. No good can come of this. xx